Not Rosie O'Donnell.

• “Available” (Sheldon Jones)
• “The Count” (John Montefusco)
• “Dirt” (Dick Tidrow)
• “The Gallatin Squash” (Hub Perdue)
• “The Gay Reliever” (Joe Page)
• “The Goshen Schoolmaster” (Sam Leever)
• “Grandma” (Johnny Murphy)
• “Kilo” (Frank Watt)
• “Kitten” (George Prentiss)
• “Little Potato” (Camilo Pascal)
• “Losing Pitcher” (Hugh Mulcahy)
• “Louisiana Lighting” (Ron Guidry)
• “The Mad Hungarian” (Al Hrabosky)
• “The Mad Monk” (Russ Meyer)
• “The Mad Russian” (Steve Rachunok)
• “Meow” (Len Gilmore)
• “The Nashville Narcissus” (Red Lucas)
• “Old Folks” (Herman Pillette)
• “The Pitching Poet” (Ed Kenna)
• “Spaceman” (Bill Lee)

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