“Merchants of doom emphasize fears of molecular Frank­enbots instead of benefit.” (Image by Monsterteeth.)

From Delthia Ricks’ Discovery argument in favor of unloosing synthetic biology experimentation, which has been held back by legitimate concerns but also by some outlandish sci-fi scenarios:

“Off-the-shelf molecular parts could allow synthetic biologists to create new medications and biofuels or to make microbes with the capacity to destroy pollutants and other nui­sances. Researchers have built a potential malaria medication, and students have developed a prototype of a new vaccine to stop ulcers.

Shamefully, accolades that resounded a generation ago for biotechnology advances—for instance, recombining DNA to develop human-derived insulin, which is much safer than the animal-derived products that came before—have been drowned out by a misinformed coalition of 114 organizations, including ETC Group and Friends of the Earth. They argue the research must stop until enforceable regulations specific to synthetic biology are in place, and they insist that all alternatives to synthetic biology be considered before an experiment can advance. These demands could halt projects like those of J. Craig Venter, the biotechnologist who built the first self-replicating synthetic bacterium. He is now working on microbes that eat pollution, excrete biofuels, and more. If the coalition has its way, the world will never find out whether these organisms can help us generate energy or clean the air.

There is no documented danger from synthetic biology, yet merchants of doom emphasize fears of molecular Frank­enbots instead of benefits like new drugs and energy sources. Worries about monster species are particularly absurd. It is extraordinarily difficult to construct novel organisms, and countless attempts to do so have failed.”

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At his blog, futurist Ray Kurzweil asks questions about “the hypothesis that chemical brain preservation may inexpensively preserve the organism’s memories and mental states after death.” An excerpt:

“Would you choose chemical brain preservation at death if it was widely available, validated, and inexpensive? If not, why not? Would you do it to donate your brain to science? Your memories to your children or others who might want them? Would you be willing to come back in person, if that turns out to be possible? If it is sufficiently inexpensive, would it be best to preserve your brain at death, and let future society decide if either your memories or your identity are ‘worth’ reanimating?”

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From the November 1, 1901 Brooklyn Daily Eagle:

Great Falls, Mont.–A twelve year old boy named Southwick kidnaped the six year old son of G.W. Ryan, a prominent grocer, yesterday, and sent a note to the father demanding $1,500 ransom, threatening to put pieces of glass into the child’s eyes and cut his hands off unless the demand was complied with.

Mr. Ryan notified the police, who arrested young Southwick shortly after the Ryan boy had arrived at his father’s store unharmed, having been released by Southwick.

Southwick confessed that he did the deed of his own volition, and that he had no accomplices. He expressed no repentance and said: ‘I would have hit the old man for $8,000 if I thought he would have stood for it.'”

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Rust never sleeps and organic matter is apt to eventually decay. But sometimes that’s not a bad thing. From Jeff Gordinier’s New York Times piece about the growing popularity of fermented foods in fine dining:

“SAY this about Sandor Ellix Katz: the man knows how to get you revved up to eat bacteria.

‘Oh, this is nice kimchi,’ he said on a summer afternoon at Momofuku Noodle Bar, using chopsticks to pull crimson-coated knuckles of Napa cabbage from a jar. ‘I like the texture of the sauce. It’s kind of thick.’

Kimchi, like sauerkraut, is one of the world’s great fermented foods, andMr. Katz, a resident of Tennessee, was curious to see what David Chang’s team of cooks in the East Village would do with it. Lately Mr. Katz has become for fermentation what Timothy Leary was for psychedelic drugs: a charismatic, consciousness-raising thinker and advocate who wants people to see the world in a new way.

A fermented food is one whose taste and texture have been transformed by the introduction of beneficial bacteria or fungi.”

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Baxter, from the thoughtful people at Rethink Robotics, has come to relieve you of your toil–and your paycheck. In the long run, it’s for the best. Have a nice day.

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I Resent Being Alive

Can’t really tell this to anyone so I came here to spill it. So, Yeah. That’s it.

I read this passage from Susan Daitch’s “Dispatches” section at Guernica and my head nearly exploded. How did I not know about this? I’ve read that Ota Benga was displayed briefly at the Bronx Zoo in 1906 until an outcry thankfully shut that exhibit down, but I never heard of Carl Hagenback, his insane childhood or his human-centric dioramas. Nor did I know about the preponderance of private zoos in Europe which were often poorly maintained. An excerpt:

“Hagenbeck’s father, a fishmonger with a side business in exotic animals, gave Carl, when still a child, a seal and a polar bear cub as presents. Hagenback displayed them in a tub and charged a few pfennigs to spectators interested in watching arctic mammals splash around. Eventually his collection grew so extensive he needed larger buildings to house them. These early entrepreneurial endeavors led to a career capturing, buying, and selling animals from all over the world, destined for European and even distant American zoos. Hagenback, known as ‘the father of the modern zoo,’ was a pioneer in the concept that animals should be displayed in some approximation of their natural habitat. Acknowledging little difference between humans (at least some humans) and animals in terms of questions of captivity and display, he also exhibited human beings: Eskimos, Laps, Samoans, African, Arabs, Native Americans, all stationed in zoos across Europe in reproductions of their native environments. Creating panoramic fictional spaces for his creatures, Hagenbeck is often credited was being the originator of the amusement park. How these captive people felt about the peculiar dress, language and eating habits of the spectators who came to see them has not, as far as I know. European emissaries, whether propelled by diplomatic missions or for purposes of trade, went into the world and brought back artifacts, instigated the concept of collecting for those who could afford it. German museums would come to display the Gate of Ishtar brought brick by brick from Baghdad, vast Chinese temples, Assyrian fortresses, and other treasures. Hagenbeck, a hybrid figure, ethnographer, zoologist, showman, anthropologist, capitalist, but also the son of a fishmonger, was not of this class of adventurer. A populist, okay, but also the question hangs in the margins: When did the Berlin Zoo stop displaying humans? 1931, I think, but I’m not sure.”

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British chat show prat Michael Parkinson patronizing Helen Mirren in 1975.

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I recently posted a classic article about telepresence by MIT’s Marvin Minsky. Here’s the opening of a 1982 AI Magazine piece by the cognitive scientist, which considers the possibility of computers being able to think:

“Most people think computers will never be able to think. That is, really think. Not now or ever. To be sure, most people also agree that computers can do many things that a person would have to be thinking to do. Then how could a machine seem to think but not actually think? Well, setting  aside the question of what thinking actually is, I think that most of us would answer that by saying that in these cases, what the computer is doing is merely a superficial imitation of human intelligence. It has been designed to obey certain simple commands, and then it has been provided with programs composed of those commands. Because of this, the computer has to obey those commands, but without any idea of what’s happening.

Indeed, when computers first appeared, most of their designers intended them for nothing only to do huge, mindless computations. That’s why the things were called “computers”. Yet even then, a few pioneers — especially Alan Turing — envisioned what’s now called ‘Artificial Intelligence’ – or ‘AI.’ They saw that computers might possibly go beyond arithmetic, and maybe imitate the processes that go on inside human brains.

Today, with robots everywhere in industry and movie films, most people think Al has gone much further than it has. Yet still, ‘computer experts’ say machines will never really think. If so, how could they be so smart, and yet so dumb?

Indeed, when computers first appeared, most of their designers intended them for nothing only to do huge, mindless computations. That’s why the things were called ‘computers.’ Yet even then, a few pioneers –especially Alan Turing — envisioned what’s now called ‘Artificial Intelligence’ – or ‘AI.’ They saw that computers might possibly go beyond arithmetic, and maybe imitate the processes that go on inside human brains.

Today, with robots everywhere in industry and movie films, most people think Al has gone much further than it has. Yet still, ‘computer experts’ say machines will never really think. If so, how could they be so smart, and yet so dumb?”

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“Spider farming as a money making industry is yet in its infancy.”

A Frenchman and his spider farm are the focus of this bizarre Philadelphia Press story which was republished in the July 21, 1895 Brooklyn Daily Eagle. An excerpt:

“There is but one spider farm in the United States. As far as the writer can learn there are only two in the world. Entomologists have collected and raised spiders for purposes of scientific observation and investigation, just as bacilli and other unpleasant animals are nurtured. Here and there a spider has been made a pet of of by some lonely prisoner of Chillon or the Tombs, but spider farming as a money making industry is yet in its infancy. What in the world is done with a crop of spiders? One only has to go four miles from Philadelphia on the old Lancaster pike and ask for the farm of Pierre Grantaire to see what can be found nowhere else in this country and abroad only in a little French village in the department of the Loire.

Pierre Grantaire furnishes spiders at so much per hundred for distribution in the wine vaults of the merchant and the nouveau riches. His trade is chiefly with the wholesale merchant, who is able to stock a cellar with new, shining, freshly labeled bottles and in three months see them veiled with filmy cobwebs, so that the effect of twenty years of storage is secured at a small cost. The effect upon a customer can be imagined and is hardly to be measured in dollars and cents. It is a trifling matter to cover the  bins with dust. The effect is easy to the veriest tyro in the wine trade. But cobwebs–that is a different matter–cobwebs spun from cork to cork, cobwebs that drape the slender neck like delicate lace when the flask is brought to the light–the seal of years of slow mellowing and fruition.

It was a bit shuddering for the visitor, who had been brought up to smash a spider with a slipper or whatever came handiest, to be brought into a room, where there were spiders in front of him, spiders to the rear of him, myriads of spiders on every hand.

“This is Sara. She has the grace, the chic, the slender beauty of the divine Bernhardt. She is the pride of all my pets.”

The walls were covered with wire squares from six inches to a foot across, like magnified sections of the wire fence used to enclose poultry yards. Behind these wire screens the walls had been covered with rough planking. There were cracks between the boards, apparently left by design, and their weather beaten surfaces were dotted with knot holes and splintered crevises. The sunlight streamed through the open door and the room seemed hung with curtains of elfin woven lacework. The king of this fairy palace rapped his stubby pipe against the door, and the webs were dotted with black spots as the spiders scampered from their retreats in the wall cracks and a score of villainous looking pets as big as half dollars emerged from their crannies on a table and clustered against their glass roofing.

‘Tell us how you raise them, Pierre,’ asked the visitor.

‘Corbeau, it is a science, this raising of spiders. I have on hand at one time about 10,000 spiders, old and young. I brought some eggs from France, and the choicest webmakers to be found. This is Sara. She has the grace, the chic, the slender beauty of the divine Bernhardt. She is the pride of all my pets. Ah, here is Zola looking at you.’

A hideous hairy monster crawled up the wire netting that kept him within bounds and stared sardonically not a foot away from the writer’s pose. A start and an exclamation were natural, but Pierre looked aggrieved.

‘I do not blame you much,’ said he ‘Zola is good natured and would not hurt you, but he has the horrible look. He has fits of bad temper sometimes. Then ventrebleu, look you out. He is the bird spider of Surinam. His body is two inches long and he catches and eats small finches and sparrows when in the woods. His bite is bad poison. I doubt not it would kill you. But I tame him with kindness. He is king of all spiders–le grand monarch. therefore I call him Zola, the most superb of writers.”

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Prototype of gloves that can say aloud what deaf people are signing. From Singularity Hub“With the motto ‘We’re giving a voice to movements,’ Team QuadSquad came in first place for their glove prototype in the Software Design Competition of the 2012 Microsoft Imagine Cup, winning $25,000 and garnering interest across the world, including developers anxious to bring their expertise to the project. Now the Ukranians have launched Enable Talk, a website that openly shares their ambitious vision, design documentation, and a business plan for how to bring the device to market. Furthermore, the team is looking into the possibility of enabling the same technology to allow cell phone conversations using the system. That could mean a new way for about 70 million people with hearing and speech impairment to verbally communicate and connect to people around them.”

“Your mother’s a filthy whore”:

A proposed workaround solution for global warming from the Philosopher’s Beard, which stresses pragmatism over moralizing:

“The science of climate change does set the parameters of the problem, even though it doesn’t dictate the correct solution. The greenhouse gas build-up cannot be wished away by the kind of pragmatic, social choice guided exercise I have been recommending. It must be dealt with in the medium term, but through the structural transformation of our carbon economy rather than global austerity. That will include both developing scalable technologies for removing CO2 from the atmosphere (such as genetically modified algae and trees) and reducing the carbon intensity of our high energy life-styles (for which we already have some existing technologies, such as nuclear power). But note that such innovations require no prior global agreement to set in train, but can be developed and pioneered by a handful of big industrial economies acting on the moral concerns of their own citizens.

A high price on carbon in a few large rich countries (preferably via a non-regressive carbon tax) supplemented with regulations where market forces have less bite (e.g. to force the construction industry to develop more energy efficient methods and materials) and research subsidies would provide the necessary incentives. Nor would these innovations require global agreement for take-up since they will be attractive on their own merits (clean, efficient, cheap). Developing countries burn dirty coal because it is cheap and their people need electricity. They don’t need a UN treaty to tell them to use cleaner technology if it is cheaper; but neither would they sign up to such a treaty if it were more expensive.

The pragmatic approach does not depend on reaching an impossible global agreement on a perfect solution requiring moral or political coercion. Instead it offers feasible paths through the moral storm while respecting the existing interests and values of the human beings concerned.” (Thanks Browser.)

The opening of Don Troop’s new Chronicle article about the ethics of roboticized warfare:

“The dawn of the 21st century has been called the decade of the drone. Unmanned aerial vehicles, remotely operated by pilots in the United States, rain Hellfire missiles on suspected insurgents in South Asia and the Middle East.

Now a small group of scholars is grappling with what some believe could be the next generation of weaponry: lethal autonomous robots. At the center of the debate is Ronald C. Arkin, a Georgia Tech professor who has hypothesized lethal weapons systems that are ethically superior to human soldiers on the battlefield. A professor of robotics and ethics, he has devised algorithms for an ‘ethical governor’ that he says could one day guide an aerial drone or ground robot to either shoot or hold its fire in accordance with internationally agreed-upon rules of war.”

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Not too shabby: A 1953 Omnibus production of King Lear starring Orson Welles, with Peter Brook directing and Virgil Thomson conducting his own score. Welles’ first acting performance on American TV.

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Pretty impressive graphics from Bell Labs considering the era.

“They could create a laser from silk.” (Image by Gerd A.T. Müller.)

From a report about progress in creating biodegradable (even edible) electronics from silk, by Philip Ball at the BBC:

“Electronic waste from obsolete phones, cameras, computers and other mobile devices is one of the scourges of this information age. The circuitry and packaging is not only non-biodegradable but is laced with toxic substances such as heavy metals. Imagine, then, a computer that can be disposed of by simply letting soil bacteria eat it – or even, should the fancy take you, by eating it yourself.

Biodegradable information technology is now closer to appearing on the menu following the announcement by Fiorenzo Omenetto of Tufts University in Massachusetts, United States, and co-workers that they could create a laser from silk.”

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“Two heads / one body.”

Small weird/unusual/freaky taxidermy

I’m looking to start a private collection.
I’m looking for small (baby animals, squirel, chicks, ect) taxidermy.
But not just “regular” stuff. I’m looking for the weird / freaky / unusual stuff.
Some examples of what I’m looking for are – 

  • two heads / one body
  • conjoined twins
  • one head / two bodies
  • deformaties of all kinds
If you have anything please send a pic or detailed discription as well as what you are asking for it.
If you know of a web site where they sell the kind of taxidery I am looking for please send the name of the site or link to the site.

Thank you in advance! 

The opening of “Telepresence,” Marvin Minsky’s 1980 Omni think-piece which suggested we should bet our future on a remote-controlled economy:

“You don a comfortable jacket lined with sensors and muscle-like motors. Each motion of your arm, hand, and fingers is reproduced at another place by mobile, mechanical hands. Light, dexterous, and strong, these hands have their own sensors through which you see and feel what is happening. Using this instrument, you can ‘work’ in another room, in another city, in another country, or on another planet. Your remote presence possesses the strength of a giant or the delicacy of a surgeon. Heat or pain is translated into informative but tolerable sensation. Your dangerous job becomes safe and pleasant.

The crude ‘robotic machines of today can do little of this. By building new kinds of versatile, remote‑controlled mechanical hands, however, we might solve critical problems of energy, health, productivity, and environmental quality, and we would create new industries. It might take 10 to 20 years and might cost $1 billion—less than the cost of a single urban tunnel or nuclear power reactor or the development of a new model of automobile.”

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William and Kate: Bada-bing.

Has everyone in the world lost their minds? Why exactly is anyone upset that naked pictures (and perhaps sex pictures) of British royalty are being published? And why are the British royals themselves acting like it’s the end of the world? We should be worried about more important things, like all the poor people dying from starvation and all the poor people dying from obesity. (Yeah, I’m not sure how that’s possible, but it apparently is.) I’m not saying that it’s a great thing that someone took photos of a couple trying to share an intimate moment, but considering that the history of British royalty is filled with dubious or worse political proclivities and affiliations, this might be the first normal thing these people have ever done.

I do believe in privacy. If someone had reported needlessly on some embarrassment or failing or struggle or loss suffered by William and Kate, it would just be mean. And it’s not okay to be mean to people just because they’ll never have to worry about having enough to eat or paying their rent. But what has actually been revealed about these two? That they’re good-looking, in love, rich, healthy and extraordinarily privileged. Apart from the last one, those aren’t things to be embarrassed about.

There’s absolutely nothing obscene about two people having sex outdoors on a secluded 650-acre estate. Although any two people having a 650-acre estate to themselves is definitely obscene. I think everyone who’s royalty should have to earn their lavish lifestyles by having sex in public to entertain the people. Time to whip it out, you pasty layabouts.•

Camilla: Shall I get a strap-on, Charlie?

Charlie: Yes, dear. The black one, please.

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Rogers steadies himself on the wing, with Post in front of the propellor.

I never trust a person who doesn’t have enemies. In order to be so popular you had to close your eyes to some bad things, close your mouth as well. You’ve played politics and made deals with some devils. Of course, you could have plenty of enemies and still be a bad person, so I guess my system is flawed.

American humorist Will Rogers famously claimed to have never met a man he didn’t like, though he had darker philosophical leanings than that statement would indicate. Before he became a full-time comedian, the part-Cherokee Indian played a cowboy for circus and vaudeville crowds. He was a tremendously popular national figure when he died in 1935 in a downed plane that was piloted over Alaska by his friend, the famed aviator Wiley Post.

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From the November 4, 1896 Brooklyn Daily Eagle:

Colorado–Among the rich mines of Leadville is one called Dead Man’s claim. It seemed a certain popular miner had died, and his friends, having decided to give him a good send off, hired a man for $20 to act as a sexton. It was in the midst of winter; there were ten feet of snow on the ground and the grave had to go six feet below that. The grave digger sallied forth into the snow, depositing the corpse for safe keeping in a drift, and for three days nothing was heard from him. A delegation sent to find  the fellow discovered him digging away with all his might, but found also the intended grave converted into an entrance of a shaft. Striking the earth it seems that he found pay rock worth $60 a ton. The delegation at once staked out claims adjoining his and the deceased was forgotten. Later in the season, the snow having melted, his body was found and given an ordinary burial in another part of the camp.”


Some search-engine keyphrases bringing traffic to Afflictor this week:

Afflictor: Thinking Prince Charles, trying to keep up with the younger generation of royalty, just opened his kilt and showed his dong to the people.

Queen Elizabeth II: Nothing I haven’t seen before.

  • Elon Musk, brilliant if difficult, wants to die on Mars.
  • Pundits are tougher to prove wrong than chess players.
  • A brief note from 1894 about a mackerel.

Pretty amazing 1972 video of Anthony Burgess and Malcolm McDowell discussing Stanley Kubrick’s adaptation of A Clockwork Orange.

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If you read this blog with any regularity you can understand that a story about the most famous pedestrian of the 1870s might have a special place in my heart. Still, this Grantland article by Brian Phillips about a walking wonder named Edward Payson Weston is wonderful on its own merits. The opening:

“In the summer of 1856, Edward Payson Weston was struck by lightning and fired from his job at the circus. He was 17 years old and had been traveling with the big top for no more than a few weeks — ‘under an assumed name,’ as he reassured the readers of his 1862 memoir, The Pedestrian. One day, as the troupe’s wagons passed near Tyngsborough, Massachusetts, he was ‘affected by a stroke of lightning’ and nearly killed. Nineteenth-century circus managers were about as tenderhearted as you would expect when it came to physical infirmity. When Weston was too sick to perform in Boston a few days later, he was unceremoniously sacked.

For most of us, being hit by lightning and kicked out of the circus would be an extraordinary turn of events. For Weston, it was a pretty typical week. Weston, whose story is recounted in the spectacularly entertaining book A Man in a Hurry, by the British trio of Nick Harris, Helen Harris, and Paul Marshall, lived one of those fevered American lives that seem to hurtle from one beautiful strangeness to the next. By his mid-teens, he had already: worked on a steamship; sold newspapers on the Boston, Providence, and Stonington Railroad; spent a year crisscrossing the country with the most famous traveling musicians in America, the Hutchinson Family Singers, selling candy and songbooks at their concerts; and gone into business for himself as a journalist and publisher. In his 20s and 30s, he somehow became one of the most celebrated athletes in the English-speaking world despite the fact that he was physically unprepossessing — 5-foot-7, 130 pounds, with a body resembling ‘a baked potato stuck with two toothpicks,’ as one journalist wrote — and that his one athletic talent was walking. Just straight-up walking made Weston, for a while, probably the biggest sports star on earth.”

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