Highlights From Yet Another Week Of Afflictor

Afflictor: Thinking Prince Charles, trying to keep up with the younger generation of royalty, just opened his kilt and showed his dong to the people.

Queen Elizabeth II: Nothing I haven’t seen before.

  • Elon Musk, brilliant if difficult, wants to die on Mars.
  • Pundits are tougher to prove wrong than chess players.
  • A brief note from 1894 about a mackerel.