Stupid-looking and not very functional, this two-wheeled German invention never took off (literally and figuratively) after being introduced to an unimpressed public in the 1950s. There’s not much info online about the Duoped, but it looks to have been the dorkiest way ever to break your ass.

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Thanks to Dangerous Minds for posting this trailer for a Hulk film made in Bangladesh. It’s inspiring. I want to drop everything now and make movies.

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Via kottke.org comes this video of a Korean instructor teaching students how to curse in English. Remember: It’s “bitch,” not “beach.” What a potty mouth.

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This video will change your life but not for the better. I will never visit you, Jamaica. (Thanks Dangerous Minds.)

Thank you to the comedy writer and crap video enthusiast Robert Popper for posting this incredible clip of one man’s battle with gravity. Remember: It’s not so easy to dance while the Earth is constantly moving. There is, however, no excuse for the singing. Science has no answers. None at all. Enjoy.

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I already posted a video by that tool Ryan who created instructional videos about the art of trash talking. But I can’t leave well enough alone. The dipshit made a bunch of clips on different aspects of talking smack, including one where he teaches you how to use physical imitations to humiliate your “opponent.” Watch closely, aspiring actors: This is how young Olivier did it.

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