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America is still rich beyond compare thanks to our preeminence in science, but there are cracks in the foundation. Our infrastructure is weakening, our infant-mortality rate is exasperating and our higher-education system, though still one of our great strengths, has reached the point of diminishing returns.

It used to be that the unprepared didn’t make the grade, but the democratization of higher education now means using the bloated tuition costs of lesser students to pay for the work of those with higher aptitudes. I believe we’re getting smarter in many ways, but not in the things colleges traditionally teach. From a report about American universities in the Economist:

In 1962 one cent of every dollar spent in America went on higher education; today this figure has tripled. Yet despite spending a greater proportion of its GDP on universities than any other country, America has only the 15th-largest proportion of young people with a university education. Wherever the money is coming from, and however it is being spent, the root of the crisis in higher education (and the evidence that investment in universities may amount to a bubble) comes down to the fact that additional value has not been created to match this extra spending. Indeed, evidence from declines in the quality of students and graduates suggests that a degree may now mean less than it once did.

For example, a federal survey showed that the literacy of college-educated citizens declined between 1992 and 2003. Only a quarter were deemed proficient, defined as ‘using printed and written information to function in society, to achieve one’s goals and to develop one’s knowledge and potential.’ Almost a third of students these days do not take any courses that involve more than 40 pages of reading over an entire term. Moreover, students are spending measurably less time studying and more on recreation. ‘Workload management,’ however, is studied with enthusiasm—students share online tips about ‘blow off’ classes (those which can be avoided with no damage to grades) and which teachers are the easiest-going.”

From the June 23, 1902 Brooklyn Daily Eagle.

“For my senior project I’m doing a profile on sperm donors.”

Sperm Donors!!! (NYC)

Hey Guys.

I’m a senior at SUNY Purchase. For my senior project I’m doing a profile on sperm donors. Can any of you help me?!!!! I’m looking for donors, or anyone who tried to donate but wasn’t picked.

Your name will NOT be used in my article. I’m going to call you by a number. I just want to know about your experience and the process.If we talk and you decide not to be interviewed, that’s ok I’ll back off.

Best Wishes

A seemingly homeless man woke up outside of a Georgia Burger King in 2004, beaten badly and without a memory. Since then, no amount of research or attempts to recollect have been able to uncover his identity. Now 64, Benjamin Kyle, as he is called these days, is still officially listed as “missing,” as only his whereabouts are known. He is a stranger to all–including himself. Kyle just did an Ask Me Anything at Reddit. A few exchanges follow.

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Question:

Were there other things you forgot besides your identity that you had to relearn?

Answer: 

I’m not sure I had to re learn anything. It seems like whenever i need to do something, if i’ve done it before, I remember. When I got in a car I knew how to drive a car.

I had a dream where I repaired a restaurant stove. And remembered how to do it.

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Question:

How do you know how old you are?

Answer:

I was born ten years before Michael Jackson. I remember that distinctly.

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Question: 

What are your life goals – career, family, etc?

Answer:

Oh long term, I’m planning on dying. Hell, I’m 64. I plan on working until im dying. There will be no retirement or credit.

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Question: 

Are you a time traveller?

Answer:

Everyone is a time traveler. They’re born, they live, and they die.

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Excellent post by psychologist Gary Marcus at the New Yorker site about the soul, so to speak, of machines, as driverless cars are poised to become the first contraptions to force the issue of AI ethical systems. The opening:

“Google’s driver-less cars are already street-legal in three states, California, Florida, and Nevada, and some day similar devices may not just be possible but mandatory. Eventually (though not yet) automated vehicles will be able to drive better, and more safely than you can; no drinking, no distraction, better reflexes, and better awareness (via networking) of other vehicles. Within two or three decades the difference between automated driving and human driving will be so great you may not be legally allowed to drive your own car, and even if you are allowed, it would be immoral of you to drive, because the risk of you hurting yourself or another person will be far greater than if you allowed a machine to do the work.

That moment will be significant not just because it will signal the end of one more human niche, but because it will signal the beginning of another: the era in which it will no longer be optional for machines to have ethical systems. Your car is speeding along a bridge at fifty miles per hour when errant school bus carrying forty innocent children crosses its path. Should your car swerve, possibly risking the life of its owner (you), in order to save the children, or keep going, putting all forty kids at risk? If the decision must be made in milliseconds, the computer will have to make the call.” (Thanks Browser.)

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“I know that there must really be a way.”

help me find a shrinking potion (reno nv)

im looking for a real, working way to shrink. i know its very strange, but im serious, and i know that there must really be a way. i would like to shrink myself to 3inches tall. no joke. lol. im a 24 year old male. id do anything, anything to get a hold of something that really honestly works. thank you!

From the June 23, 1870 Brooklyn Daily Eagle:

“The nude body of a man was found floating in the river at the foot of Eagle Street, Greenpoint, yesterday afternoon, under most peculiar circumstances. The corpse was that of a man apparently about forty years of age, five feet eight or nine inches in height, with dark, closely cut hair and a smooth face, and had evidently been in the water only a few days.

Around the neck and wrists were found double wires twisted in a form of a necklace and bracelets. These were rather loose, leaving room between the wires and flesh for the insertion of a finger, and look as though they might have been designed for the attachment of cords, though for what real purpose is unknown. A portion of cotton sheet from a bed was wound about the body, which gives rise to the supposition that the deceased had been a patient of some hospital where he died of disease and subsequently was thrown overboard from the hospital ship to save the trouble of a decent interment.”

The questions regarding contemporary China are fairly simple: Will it be merely an imitator or develop into an originator? Will it just appropriate or actually innovate? I’ve put up posts before about China’s Broad Sustainable Building Corporation, which is leading the way in erecting quick and clean high-rises. From Kathryn Blaze Carlson’s rather breathless National Post article about Broad’s latest and greatest project and China’s so-called tech prowess, which is far from a proven commodity:

“When Pierre Beaudet was told about a Chinese corporation’s plans to build the world’s tallest building in record speed — 2,749 soaring feet in just 90 days — the global studies professor marvelled Thursday: ‘Ah. There’s nothing they can’t do.’

Having already revolutionized construction by literally stacking factory-made modules like Lego blocks, Broad Sustainable Building Corporation is sending the world a message — not just about itself, but also about its home country: Make no mistake, China is an epicentre of technological progress and a nation worthy of awe.

‘It’s a symbol of their new superiority,’ said Takashi Fujitani, the director of Asia Pacific studies at the Munk School of Global Affairs’ Asian Institute in Toronto. ‘Modernity today is really about speed in a lot of ways, so being at the top of the world is about being able to do things fast.’

Decades ago, the United States and Russia flexed their muscles in a politically charged race to the moon; today, China is racing for the clouds. The phrase ‘the rise of China’ is uttered so often it is almost cliched, but if Broad is successful, the country will literally rise above any other.”

We’re all prone to arguing our “side” rather than the facts and changing our opinions if our so-called enemies accept them. You see it in the minutiae of day-to-day life and you see it writ large in national policy. When President Obama relented and decided to use a health-care reform idea from the conservative Heritage Foundation (individual mandates), his counterparts branded the idea as a tool of socialism. When they got something they wanted they didn’t want it anymore. Emotion and narrative were more important than fact.

Marvin Miller, the first Major League Baseball Players Association union leader, who just passed away at 95, was no stranger to this phenomenon. When he went to court to fight for the players’ right to enjoy the same basic employment freedoms as any other American worker, team owners went ballistic. They had been in control of the game since the start, and they weren’t worried about what was right morally or for business; they just wanted to maintain that upper hand. Even if that was bad for the bottom line. Free agency and player movement, which Miller eventually won, grew fan interest, lifted attendance and TV ratings, and transformed the owners from millionaires into billionaires (or close to it). If the owners had been paying attention to facts instead of fighting for “their side,” they might have noticed this sooner.

There will be stories, no doubt, about how every modern player should attend Miller’s funeral, how they all owe him a debt. And that’s true. But every owner should be there as well. He did even more for them, though they fought him every step of the way. From Jeff Passan’s Yahoo! Sports piece about Miller’s passing:

Over his 17 years as leader of the Major League Baseball Players Association, Miller instilled confidence in what was a fractured group of players and fear in ownership, preaching the strength of unity. During his tenure through 1982, Miller oversaw MLB’s first collective-bargaining agreement, gained free agency for players, weathered three strikes and two lockouts, and positioned the players to reap the benefits they do today, when the average major league salary is more than $3.4 million.

‘There was nothing noble about what we did,’ Miller said in a May interview with Yahoo! Sports. ‘We did what was right. That was always at the heart of it.’

Baseball’s era of labor discord has evolved into one of peace that’s now deep into its second decade.”

 

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As we are tossed about in this shipwreck of a world, some people get free furniture and some bubonic plague. Coney Island residents were fortunate enough to be in the former camp in 1897 in the wake of the sinking of the Alvena. An excerpt about their bounty from an article in the Brooklyn Daily Eagle on January 27th of that year:

“The sinking of the Alvena last Thursday has proved a bonanza to the sand fleas and beach combers of Coney Island as well as to many other of its residents. Jack McPhee, one of the island’s most indefatigable beach combers, who for years has made his living from what is cast up by the sea, was the first to discover the treasures of the beach. He was out early yesterday morning, as he usually is after a heavy wind storm and discovered to his amazement and delight the beach strewn with barrels, casks, boxes, cases, bedding and sorts of ship supplies and furniture.

Further investigation showed that the cases, too, were full of brandy, champagne, and Burgundy. Then there were casks of claret and other choice imported wines, cases of imported Dutch herrings, crates of clothing, cases of fine preserves and confections, packages of canned goods of all sorts, fine inlaid wooden furniture and other articles which went to make up the cargo of the ocean liner.

McPhee did not stand long in contemplation of the treasures, but true to his Coney Island training, started to make hay while the sun shone. He gave his first attention as a matter of a course, to the wine, and had made two trips to his domicile before he finally made up his mind that there was enough for everyone, and as the early islanders were getting out of bed, he told everyone he met of his discovery. The news spread like wildfire, and in a short time the beach was lined with people–some even came with wagons to cart the stuff.

It soon became generally known that under the law, whatever was found must be turned in to the nearest police station within forty-eight hours or the finder would be guilty of a misdemeanor. That put somewhat of a damper upon the spirits of the searchers, but at the same time redoubled their energies in getting away with their find, before the police became aware of it. Some, in their greed, dragged cases and bundles up on the beach and buried them, marking the places in their memory. The high winds soon obliterated all traces of the caches and the goods will remain there intact, until suspicion shall have been lulled to sleep by time, when they will probably be dug up.

When finally the police heard of the find, Captain Knipe and a squad of men visited the beach, but almost everything was gone.”

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This gruesome 1890 image of Robert McGee has a suitably wild backstory. An explanation of how he came to be scalped in 1864 when just a lad, from The Old Santa Fe Trail: The Story of a Great Highway by Colonel Henry Inman:

One of the most horrible massacres in the history of the Trail occurred at Little Cow Creek in the summer of 1864. In July of that year a government caravan, loaded with military stores for Fort Union in New Mexico, left Fort Leavenworth for the long and dangerous journey of more than seven hundred miles over the great plains, which that season were infested by Indians to a degree almost without precedent in the annals of freight traffic.

The train was owned by a Mr. H. C. Barret, a contractor with the quartermaster’s department; but he declined to take the chances of the trip unless the government would lease the outfit in its entirety, or give him an indemnifying bond as assurance against any loss. The chief quartermaster executed the bond as demanded, and Barret hired his teamsters for the hazardous journey; but he found it a difficult matter to induce men to go out that season.

Among those whom he persuaded to enter his employ was a mere boy, named McGee, who came wandering into Leavenworth a few weeks before the train was ready to leave, seeking work of any description. His parents had died on their way to Kansas, and on his arrival at Westport Landing, the emigrant outfit that had extended to him shelter and protection in his utter loneliness was disbanded; so the youthful orphan was thrown on his own resources. At that time the Indians of the great plains, especially along the line of the Santa Fe Trail, were very hostile, and continually harassing the freight caravans and stage-coaches of the overland route. Companies of men were enlisting and being mustered into the United States service to go out after the savages, and young Robert McGee volunteered with hundreds of others for the dangerous duty. The government needed men badly, but McGee’s youth militated against him, and he was below the required stature; so he was rejected by the mustering officer.

Mr. Barret, in hunting for teamsters to drive his caravan, came across McGee, who, supposing that he was hiring as a government employee, accepted Mr. Barret’s offer.

By the last day of June the caravan was all ready, and on the morning of the next day, July 1, the wagons rolled out of the fort, escorted by a company of United States troops, from the volunteers referred to.

The caravan wound its weary way over the lonesome Trail with nothing to relieve the monotony save a few skirmishes with the Indians; but no casualties occurred in these insignificant battles, the savages being afraid to venture too near on account of the presence of the military escort.

On the 18th of July, the caravan arrived in the vicinity of Fort Larned. There it was supposed that the proximity of that military post would be a sufficient guarantee from any attack of the savages; so the men of the train became careless, and as the day was excessively hot, they went into camp early in the afternoon, the escort remaining in bivouac about a mile in the rear of the train.

About five o’clock, a hundred and fifty painted savages, under the command of Little Turtle of the Brule Sioux, swooped down on the unsuspecting caravan while the men were enjoying their evening meal. Not a moment was given them to rally to the defence of their lives, and of all belonging to the outfit, with the exception of one boy, not a soul came out alive.

The teamsters were every one of them shot dead and their bodies horribly mutilated. After their successful raid, the savages destroyed everything they found in the wagons, tearing the covers into shreds, throwing the flour on the trail, and winding up by burning everything that was combustible.

On the same day the commanding officer of Fort Larned had learned from some of his scouts that the Brule Sioux were on the war-path, and the chief of the scouts with a handful of soldiers was sent out to reconnoitre. They soon struck the trail of Little Turtle and followed it to the scene of the massacre on Cow Creek, arriving there only two hours after the savages had finished their devilish work. Dead men were lying about in the short buffalo-grass which had been stained and matted by their flowing blood, and the agonized posture of their bodies told far more forcibly than any language the tortures which had come before a welcome death. All had been scalped; all had been mutilated in that nameless manner which seems to delight the brutal instincts of the North American savage.

Moving slowly from one to the other of the lifeless forms which still showed the agony of their death-throes, the chief of the scouts came across the bodies of two boys, both of whom had been scalped and shockingly wounded, besides being mutilated, yet, strange to say, both of them were alive. As tenderly as the men could lift them, they were conveyed at once back to Fort Larned and given in charge of the post surgeon. One of the boys died in a few hours after his arrival in the hospital, but the other, Robert McGee, slowly regained his strength, and came out of the ordeal in fairly good health.

The story of the massacre was related by young McGee, after he was able to talk, while in the hospital at the fort; for he had not lost consciousness during the suffering to which he was subjected by the savages.

He was compelled to witness the tortures inflicted on his wounded and captive companions, after which he was dragged into the presence of the chief, Little Turtle, who determined that he would kill the boy with his own hands. He shot him in the back with his own revolver, having first knocked him down with a lance handle. He then drove two arrows through the unfortunate boy’s body, fastening him to the ground, and stooping over his prostrate form ran his knife around his head, lifting sixty-four square inches of his scalp, trimming it off just behind his ears.

Believing him dead by that time, Little Turtle abandoned his victim; but the other savages, as they went by his supposed corpse, could not resist their infernal delight in blood, so they thrust their knives into him, and bored great holes in his body with their lances.

After the savages had done all that their devilish ingenuity could contrive, they exultingly rode away, yelling as they bore off the reeking scalps of their victims, and drove away the hundreds of mules they had captured.

When the tragedy was ended, the soldiers, who had from their vantage-ground witnessed the whole diabolical transaction, came up to the bloody camp by order of their commander, to learn whether the teamsters had driven away their assailants, and saw too late what their cowardice had allowed to take place. The officer in command of the escort was dismissed the service, as he could not give any satisfactory reason for not going to the rescue of the caravan he had been ordered to guard.

The story of the massacre was related by young McGee, after he was able to talk, while in the hospital at the fort; for he had not lost consciousness during the suffering to which he was subjected by the savages.

He was compelled to witness the tortures inflicted on his wounded and captive companions, after which he was dragged into the presence of the chief, Little Turtle, who determined that he would kill the boy with his own hands. He shot him in the back with his own revolver, having first knocked him down with a lance handle. He then drove two arrows through the unfortunate boy’s body fastening him to the ground, and stooping over his prostrate form ran his knife around his head, lifting sixty-four square inches of his scalp, trimming it off just behind his ears.

Believing him dead by that time, Little Turtle abandoned his victim; but the other savages, as they went by his supposed corpse, could not resist their infernal delight in blood, so they thrust their knives into him, and bored great holes in his body with their lances.

After the savages had done all that their devilish ingenuity could contrive, they exultingly rode away, yelling as they bore off the reeking scalps of their victims, and drove away the hundred of mules they had captured.•

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I always remember, especially on seemingly difficult days, that some people in the world starve to death. They don’t have enough food and they suffer from malnutrition before their organs shut down and they die. It’s horrible. You and I on either side of this blog post are very fortunate. That isn’t our condition.

But realizing we’re lucky to have what we have doesn’t mean we shouldn’t point out the things that don’t work well in society, even if they’re not life-and-death things. When I sit with my laptop in a café in 2012 in Manhattan, thought of as the key real estate in America, I’m struck by how incredibly slow my Internet connection is. It’s as bad or worse than the dial-up connections I used during the ’90s. How is that possible?

The short answer is that there are way more wired gadgets than there were then. Not only have laptops exploded in popularity, but now we have millions of tablets and smartphones. The stress on the infrastructure is incredible. But it’s hard to believe this is the best we can do, that the system’s failings aren’t our failings as well.

I’m happy President Obama invested stimulus money in desperately needed alternative energies–and that the investments have thus far turned out so well–but we need some sort of large-scale federal planning to correct our faulty Information Superhighway as well as our physical highways. Not only does business depend on it, but so does the exchange of information. The free market just isn’t handling these issues.•

One of the many interesting tidbits I learned from reading Jon Gertner’s The Idea Factory earlier this year is that the genius physicist John Van Vleck was always allowed to ride the nation’s passenger trains for free after helping the railroad industry perfect its schedule for maximum efficiency. (For whatever reason, he became obsessed with rail schedules when he was just seven.) Of course, transportation of all types is a target of improvement in the era of Big Data. From Doug Newcomb in Wired:

“IBM is testing the new traffic-management technology in a pilot program in Lyon, France, that’s designed to provide the city’s transportation engineers with ‘real-time decision support’ so they can proactively reduce congestion. Called Decision Support System Optimizer (DSSO), the technology uses IBM’s Data Expansion Algorithm to combine old and new data to predict future traffic flow. Over time the system ‘learns’ from successful outcomes to fine-tune future recommendations.

The company’s technology allows traffic engineers to quickly take action based on constantly updated information, such as putting detours in place or providing alternative routes to get traffic moving after a snag. They’re unable to do this now, according to IBM, since most metro traffic management centers rely only on video feeds and color maps showing real-time traffic conditions. Jurij R. Paraszczak, director of Smarter Cities IBM Research, says this means traffic engineers don’t have a ‘360-degree view’ of traffic, and depending on predefined responses or making reactive decisions, they don’t always fully take into account all current and future patterns.

‘Rather than pulling all the data together and displaying it in one place where people make decisions on to what to do with it, the idea is to pull the data, display it and then provide tools to drive what-ifs,’ Paraszczak told Wired. ‘The idea is to help them make decisions.'”

“Anchor finds himself enchanted by Grace Anne.”

WANNA GREAT CHRISTMAS IDEA FOR YOUR FAVORITE BOOK LOVER???? WELL, REFUSE TO SINK IS YOUR ANSWER! 

I PROMISE YOU WILL BE ENTHRALLED!! “REFUSE TO SINK” touches on the after life, dealing with the loss of a parent, living with regret and gaining of personal strength from all the enchanting characters involved.

“There are many versions of THE LOVE STORY. Most of them start with the epic first encounter, then progress to the first kiss, sex and hopefully a happy ending after they overcome a certain obstacle that SHOULD tear them apart. Simple and done before, over and over. Well, this story is a bit different. It’s a story that is filled with personal realization, pain, grief, hilarity, and above all romance. I, honestly, got the inspiration to write this, gem of a book, while browsing online one day. I accidently came across a picture that simply read “LETS GO TO THE CITY AND FALL IN LOVE”. After that it’s like the whole story flowed through me and spilled out through my fingers like a river, until it was finished.” -D.C GARRIOTT-

“REFUSE TO SINK” by. D.C GARRIOTT

-HE LOST EVERYTHING, TO FIND HIS EVERYTHING-

In the aftermath of suddenly losing his father, Anchor is faced with a huge responsibilities to uphold. His family which includes his younger brother, Chance. As well as his disgraceful mother, Wynna.

Anchor is compelled to carry on despite the unfortunate turn of events. Anchor embarks forward with intentions of a novel life when he inevitably encounters Grace Anne. Anchor, unexpectedly, is caught of guard by Grace Anne. She affectionately lulls his sorrows with her whimsical ambitions, replacing Anchors heartache with a passionate love. Anchor finds himself enchanted by Grace Anne. While she has aspiring hopes of living in the city, Anchor is apprehensive of their impending future and is torn between true love the obstacle that could eventually tear them apart.

This story is very enthralling and at the most magically enchanting. To watch these characters develop their love through the toughest of situations is something we all should attempt to obtain.

The main characters, Anchor and Grace Anne are very accomplished and remarkable. The ending twist will blow you away and electrify your love of reading again!

This story is TRULY UNFORGETTABLE!

Building ballparks for wealthy businesspeople is a scam that never helps a local economy. The same goes for legalizing gambling. It’s a bad bet that politicians keep making despite a preponderance of economic studies that prove the folly of such schemes. Urban theorist Richard Florida writes about New York’s drift into becoming a gambling haven in, of all places, the New York Daily News, which isn’t exactly known for its think pieces. An excerpt:

“For politicians, casino money is a powerful allure. Casinos offer a potent triple whammy of big ground-breakings; new jobs in construction, hospitality and gaming tables; and substantial new sources of public revenue. ‘[I]t’s important to look at other sources other than taxing people to death,’ Florida City’s Mayor Otis Wallace (whose city just proposed a 25-acre horse racing, jai alai and casino complex), told the Miami Herald.

While politicians and casino magnates seek to sell gambling complexes to the public as magic economic bullets, virtually every independent economic development expert disagrees — and they have the studies to back it up.

More than a decade ago, the bipartisan National Gambling Impact Study Commission’s Final Report concluded that while the introduction of gambling to highly depressed areas may create an economic boost, it ‘has the negative consequence of placing the lure of gambling proximate to individuals with few financial resources.’

When gambling is added in more prosperous places, ‘the benefits to other, more deserving places are diminished due to the new competition. And as competition for the gambling dollar intensifies, gambling spreads, bringing with it more and more of the social ills that led us to restrict gambling in the first place.'”

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From the April 25, 1890 Brooklyn Daily Eagle:

Salt Lake, Utah–Henry Strauss, of Chicago, yesterday purchased the wife of Fritz Lander, of this city, for $100. Mrs. Lander and Strauss were sweethearts in Germany, but became separated by circumstances. The happy couple at once took the train for San Francisco. Lander is a saloonkeeper and says the money more than compensates for the loss of his wife.”

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The original Thanksgiving was the sharing of a beautiful bounty among Native Americans and white Europeans. Then, once everyone was full, the bloodletting began in earnest. A horrifying thing that so-called Indians and whites did, after we began invading and stealing their land, was to scalp one another. A story from the July 6, 1890 Brooklyn Daily Eagle, originally published in the Nebraska City News, tells how the scalps of three American Indians ended up in a shop window in Bavaria. An excerpt:

“Frederick Beyschlag concluded some fifteen years ago to make up a collection of Indian relics, such as tomahawks, bows, arrows, moccasins, buffalo robes, etc., all of which he forwarded to his aged father in Germany as a present. In the collection were three scalps, which Dr. Renner had contributed. The hair of two of them was jet black, with the braided scalplock, which designates the warrior of most Indian tribes. The third scalp bore thin, long, light, blonde hair, evidently coming from a massacred man and not a woman, for the latter generally uses a fine comb more effectively when circumstances require it.

The doctor had taken these scalps from the Sioux in August, 1804, at the time when they made their terrible raid on the Blue River region and Colonel O.P. Mason ordered him to place himself between the fleeing settlers and the pursuing Indians, furnishing only a few companions, 27 muskets and 2,000 rounds of buck and ball cartridges, which Dr. Renner distributed among the horror stricken refugees on the Blue and Sandy, whereupon he and a half dozen frontiersmen, armed with Spencer and Henry rifles, Colt’s navy and dragoon revolvers, took up the trail of thirty or forty of the marauding Cheyenne Sioux and followed it across the Republican into Kansas without any difficulty, as the doctor was acquainted with every creek, crossing, hill and valley, having been, in 1857 and 1858, a member of the surveying parties under Generals Manners and Calhoun, who established the boundary between Kansas and Nebraska, commencing in the middle of the channel of Missouri, running west along the fortieth degree northern latitude to the summit of the Rocky Mountains.

When Dr. Renner returned to this city he prepared his trophies carefully with alum and arsenic, so that they are in a good state of preservation to this day.

A few years ago the venerable father of Mr. Beyschlag died and the Indian collection came into the possession of the heirs; they were all afraid of these three scalps, nobody dared to handle them, yes, even the look of them gave the German ladies the horrors. So they concluded to sell them and did so at a fair price. This explains how the three scalps raised in Nebraska form this day an attractive feature in the show window of Mr. Offenhauser, friseur and perruquier (hair dresser and wig maker) on the ‘Schranne’ or corn market in Nördlingen, a thriving city in Middle Bavaria, the native place of the Beyschlag family.”

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A film about their amazing Pacific Palisades house. Wordless.

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From the January 15, 1899 Brooklyn Daily Eagle:

Seattle–C.R. Maltby, who has arrived here from Dawson, was fifteen months on the Edmonton route. With about 100 other prospectors, he wintered at Wind City. When he left, in January, sixteen men were sick with scurvy. He heard in March that Dr. Mason of Chicago and W. Gauche, son of a Chicago banker,were dying. There were about fifty men stranded there, scurvy stricken and frozen. The Indian guides reported several parties lost in the mountains. These men will never be heard of again.”

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Opening of a story from the Next Big Web about an inventor of a bottle that can fill itself with much-needed H2O, even in the most arid of climates:

“The Namib Desert beetle lives in an area that only gets half an inch of rainfall per year, and so it draws 12 percent of its weight in water from the air to quench its thirst. NBD Nano co-founder Deckard Sorensen was inspired by the beetle to the point that he created a self-filling water bottle, which he hopes to bring to the market by 2014.

Every morning, the beetle climbs to the top of a sand dune, faces away from the wind, and ensures that water condenses in hydrophilic areas of its back. Eventually, the water flows to a storage area in the beetle.

To mimic nature, Sorenson layered a surface with hydrophilic and hydrophobic coatings, used a fan to pass air over the surface, and eventually managed to get water to condense. This eventually led to the design of a self-filling water bottle.”

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In my early Catholic grade-school years, I had to write a one-page book report, and I chose to do it on Dick Gregory’s autobiography, which had this title. That might not be seen as odd today–or perhaps it still is—but a tiny child in all-white school choosing that book was, shall we say, unusual. It was in no way a political statement on my behalf nor was I mischievously trying to use a bad word; I just thought it was an interesting book. (It was co-written by the excellent Robert Lipsyte, by the way.) My teacher, who didn’t need this shit, was uncomfortable. On the positive side: The priests never touched me. 

In this 1965 clip, Merv Griffin interviews the civil rights activist / stand-up comedian in the aftermath of the Watts riots.

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Stores have long spied and eavesdropped on customers, but now they have a still and silent army to aid them in mining data: mannequins. From Andrew Roberts at Bloomberg:

“Store mannequins are meant to catch your eye. Soon you may catch theirs.

Benetton Group SpA is among fashion brands deploying mannequins equipped with technology used to identify criminals at airports to watch over shoppers in their stores.

Retailers are introducing the EyeSee, sold by Italian mannequin maker Almax SpA, to glean data on customers much as online merchants are able to do. The 4,000-euro ($5,072) device has spurred shops to adjust window displays, store layouts and promotions to keep consumers walking in the door and spending.

‘It’s spooky,’ said Luca Solca, head of luxury goods research at Exane BNP Paribas in London. ‘You wouldn’t expect a mannequin to be observing you.'”

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“Innocent teacher.”

To the man who stole my bike last night (Astoria)

Fuck you! You low life piece of shit. Just because you are too poor to purchase a bike of your own doesn’t give you the right to steal someones personal property. Get a job you lazy mother fucker.

I pray that you witness every member of your family suffering.

I hope your daughter will contract AIDS and become pregnant with a baby that also has AIDS. Then you will watch her slowly die in pain and agony. I hope that your son gets cancer or leukemia or some other painful terminal disease. I hope that you have to pay for him to go to hospice and watch helplessly as he fades away. I hope that your wife cheats on you because she no longer wants to fuck a tiny dick and wants a real man. I want you to suffer as she takes it in the pussy, ass and mouth and finally orgasms after all these years faking it with you. You pathetic excuse for a man. I hope that your parents, if they are still alive, are mugged in their own homes. I hope your father watches as your mother is slapped around by some robbers and cries because he is too old and weak to save her. I hope that your father gets sick and can no longer stay in his house. I hope that he goes to a horrible nursing home where the nurses miss treat him and leave him to wallow in his own filth.

I hope that you are alive and well to witness all of this. And if your son, daughter, wife, or parents ever ask you why? “Why did this happen to us?” You can tell them it is because their father/husband/son is a piece of shit human being that stole a hard working innocent teacher’s bike.

Have a good day.

When the now-defunct print version of Newsweek ran its asinine “Muslim Rage” cover, I kept thinking it was fine as long as the Mideast version of the cover was entitled “American Rage.” Um, didn’t we only recently kill 45,000 people, minimum, in Iraq for no particular reason? I don’t mean our troops–they were just following orders–I mean our government. But it’s hard to fault a magazine that was obviously on it last legs, wobbling about. From Michael Kinsley’s New York interview with Newsweek and Daily Beast EIC Tina Brown, a passage about the magazine-publishing world’s ridiculously grand days of yore:

Michael Kinsley:

Newsweek, in its heyday, had correspondents all over the world.

Tina Brown:

Thirty bureaus.

Michael Kinsley:

Thirty bureaus.

Tina Brown:

You know, it was very funny—when I looked at the document of sale, it was like the vestiges of the great galleon it had been. It was like that wreck of theTitanic in the James Cameron film—they’re swimming through the rooms, and you see the chandeliers. Every so often, you would swim around a corner and see a chandelier—things like private dining. You suddenly realize, this was an era when there were things like private dining rooms. 

Michael Kinsley:

Yes.

Tina Brown:

When [Washington Post publisher and Newsweek owner] Kay Graham arrived in a foreign city, she was really like the State Department—the Newsweekbureau would be there to greet her. And that Newsweek bureau would immediately get her an interview with, you know, Ferdinand Marcos.

Michael Kinsley:

She had a private chef at Newsweek. And when she wasn’t in town, I remember the editor at the time, Bill Broyles, got to use the chef.

Tina Brown:

I know.

Michael Kinsley:

How much of that is unnecessary?

Tina Brown:

It’s totally unnecessary.

Michael Kinsley:

But it did add to what made up Newsweek.

Tina Brown:

Absolutely. No, it did, listen—it was very grand.

Michael Kinsley:

So what’s going to happen? You’re not going to be able to do that.

Tina Brown:

No, we’re not. But Newsweek still has a great deal of access and power. You go to Brazil, you go to India—we have a hugely global footprint. You can get an interview with anyone overseas on the basis of being part of Newsweek. It still has a great deal of impact.

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In 1979, Merv Griffin interviews the big-name cast of The China Syndrome, a drama about a cover-up of security hazards at a nuclear power plant. The talk is largely a Hollywood ass-kissing session. Within a couple of weeks of the film’s release, a real-life version of the horrifying scenario played out as Pennsylvania’s Three Mile Island plant melted down. Now that’s a tie-in.

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