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Do you like Family Circus? Please let me know why.
I am offering you the fulfilling feeling of maybe changing someone’s outlook on Family Circus. If you actually convince me to enjoy it, I will bake you a pie. But if you’re the type of person who enjoys Family Circus, the feeling of changing an outlook will probably be enough.
"I will bake you a pie." (Image by Dan Parsons.)
"Very reasonable."
available white male here for the working ladies make me offers very reasonable
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Afflictor: Thinking you should file your taxes this weekend and avoid an audit.
"They may be the Shadow-seer and the Earth-master foretold to bring about the beginning of the end."
I am an aspiring author and while some people close to me have read my book in progress and are excited I need outside feedback. This is a work in progress and is in no way complete. I merely want some readers to read the book and just point out the small mistakes that always bug me in a published book or give your input when something doesn’t make sense. This way I can ensure that I am putting out something that is worth it and not just another book that won’t be read.
Email with your information, why you want to help me with this and I will get back to you as soon as possible. Thank you.
Book description:
The prophecy contained in the scroll wasn’t widely known because of the future it foretold. It was a future filled with war, death, magic and the destruction of an ancient civilization.
They may be the Shadow-seer and the Earth-master foretold to bring about the beginning of the end but only if they can overcome all that has been forbidden.
will you just give me a damn guillotine jESUS CHRIST
I wanted to drive to California to stay at a solarium that existed in the past, when such buildings first opened.
When was that?
But I was asked instead to travel to the sun. Who could deny such a request?
I felt like a gunshot.
As I neared the star, it resembled an eyeball.
The mission was completed, but I was barely protected from the sun.
I returned home, but not without consequences.
I was afforded the best of care.
During my treatment, I noticed that the Earth was becoming too hot.
In the days that followed, the temperatures only increased.
Soon almost no one had a face.
Did they not notice?
Did they not care?
The few who still had faces had no bodies.
They could not walk.
The old legends would not save us.
The technologists were of no help.
Officials still discussed options, but the calls were brief and perfunctory.
What would we become, I wondered.
But at least I had been to the sun.
I have six ducks, four of them are males (drakes) and I need to get some more females. If you have any that you need to get rid of, please let me know? Thank you for your help.
"Very stained." (Image by andaluztapatio.)
3 seater pullout couch, free, very stained with dogs period blood, gross i know but its free and with a little DIY spirit it can surely be revived yet again.
6th floor elevator.
peace.
"For cooking."
anyone know of a place where i could purchase insects for cooking? pet shops and graveyards are excluded. :)
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Afflictor: Thinking the NRA Easter card was perhaps in poor taste.
"No I do not want to give you a blow job."
It sucks out here. And it sucks worse when you have no friends for no good reason. Me: (Im)mature old fart; highly intelligent (or difficult to get along with); can be funny, depending; financially and physically pitiful; prone to depression; broke (very); sophisticated (look it up); ugly; fat; shrewish; parent. I smoke cigarettes. I drink beer. Interests include: Your car; poker; scrabble (3 minutes–I have ADD); ‘treasure hunting’; fishing (bring a wheel chair); metal detecting (bring a wheel chair); arts; antiques; collectibles; avid reader; coonhound owner; musical tastes very very eclectic and loved; writer; cook; (food when available); apolitical because it’s pointless but yeah I’d wear a hoodie and eat skittles for sure; yada yada.
You could be 18. You could be 79. Male. Female. Homo. Trans. Cripple. You could be a poor person. You could be a “Master of the Universe.” I love everybody and can talk to anybody. In turn you are also non-judgemental.
Just looking for friends–you know like someone to talk to and shit.
Please include phone number.
No I do not want to give you a blow job.
"This bear was waxed by my Great Aunt."
Real Canadian Black Bear Rug. Was 440 lbs. Full thick coat, museum quality mounting by Jonas Brothers. Over 6 foot, this is a full size rug, lightly padded underneath with black felt trim edging. This bear’s BIG! Can be seen on display at Forest & Field Shooting Range / Gun Shop in Norwalk, CT.
AND, for you few whiny douchebags who insist on writing to tell me what a scumbag I must be….
This was NOT a nice bear…This was NOT Yogi da Bear…This bear was waxed by my Great Aunt, 25(?) years ago…(she was 85 at the time) after raiding her farm several times. It destroyed chicken coops, killed hens, it killed a goat that was tethered, it maimed and blinded the Labrador that tried to chase it off….Her cat ran over and stood on top of the dog after he was down to protect it, and the bear swatted the cat too….So Fuck off. He got his, and now he’s a rug….A big, soft, fat, thick, plush rug. GET OVER IT.
"I don't want to kill him." (Image by George Chernilevsky.)
I bought him from a feeder tank at Petco. He’s been a headache for almost 2 months now. Three days after I got him, he got sick. The meds I bought cost a lot but I managed to nurse him back to health.
Now all he does is eat and poop and swim like he’s had ten mugs of coffee. Anyway, I don’t want him anymore. The Petco won’t take him back. And I don’t want to kill him cause I spent so much time and money saving him. The little idiot doesn’t know how lucky he is. Feeders are destined to die. He should’ve been eaten by a snake by now. Hell, if I had a snake, I’d have fed him to one by now.
As for why I got him to begin with, I’ve got other goldfish, and he was really beautiful at first. But he lost all his colors cause I had him quarantined in a hospital tank in a dark room. I say he’s a dollar, but you can have him for free. Don’t even need to tell me what you plan on doing with him. But it’d be nice if a kid would take him. I know folks believe goldfish are boring, but HE’S REALLY CRAZY ENERGETIC. Just give him plenty of room to swim and gravel to poke at. Or a fish treadmill.
"High quality." (Image by Manfred Morgner.)
We have two tons of sand that was used for a photoshoot, and now have no use for. You can take as much as you can haul. We have dollys and shovels to help move it.
"Can cook delicious meals." (Image by Jiří Humpolíček.)
Hi! I have horrible scabs & scars all over my body from bedbug bites and have no idea who to turn to. I’m living a nightmare for the past 5 months with skin I don’t recognise: bumpy, continuously itchy, with some of the scabs not healing well/getting infected. I feel disgusting and ugly. I have no money or health insurance, but can cook delicious meals in exchange for help.
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Afflictor: Thinking the GOP’s health-care alternative still has some details to work out.
"No kooks please."
Seeing if there is an audience of unattached quality ladies intrested in winning the largest bra size in Brooklyn.
Will advise by email details and if responce is viable. No kooks please ( I have to say that ladies.) Kindly indicate your size.
Thanks, Steve.
Bear Grylls: Sitting alone in garage, eating bag of mosquitoes.
After relinquishing its title as Afflictor Nation champ in February, Great Britain wrested back its crown in March, sending more unique visitors to this site than any other foreign country. Here are the Top 5 finishers:
"I don't find real doll owners to be weird or perverted." (Image by Wandadollgirl.)
I’m a indie filmmaker and photographer hoping to rent a sex doll preferable a Real Doll for a day for a photoshoot. I assume most real doll owners would be hesitant to rent out something so expensive. The doll will be insured and the owner or whomever are more than welcome to be on set. Transportation will be provided. I can offer 300 dollars for the day, which is negotiable. Also there is nothing pornographic that will be taking place though there will be models interacting with the doll. Also I can find a way for something to be left in your possession as collateral. I understand that these dolls are extremely valuable and personal, which is the main reason this project is so interesting to me. I would like to add that I don’t find real doll owners to be weird or perverted.
"I am very fertile." (Image by Schmitt.)
yes u saw right im selling my eggs. i am very fertile ive had 3 pregnancys all twins. i only kept one pregnancy and they were 2 boys one has blone hair green eyes and the other one has blue eyes light brown hair. i am a very strong willed person, outgoing and smart. i will carry if wanted but that would be 30,000 because i would not be able to work because i become sick during pregnancy. if interested or know someone who is having trouble having children contact me and only serious people please i dont want no jokes sent to my email i am trying to help someone become a mom a enjoy her future child.
"Two tabs."
so i just took two tabs of acid and was bored so if anyone wants to chat im here
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