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Donald: Will fire you but you better not quit.

Donald Trump hasn’t been told the truth very often in his life. He won’t allow it. He demands utter loyalty even when he is utterly wrong. And without honest feedback from those around him, his behavior hasn’t been held in check. He’s become a classless disgrace, someone willing to profiteer from racism, a bigoted Birther. He makes a target of the first African-American President not on political terms but on racial ones. In doing so, he mocks the very people who have historically had the rawest deal in our nation.

It’s funny that you never hear any of his children criticizing their father. Could it be possible that every one of them is also a racist buffoon? Not likely. So why don’t they, regardless of whom they support in the upcoming election, distance themselves publicly from their father’s racism? Why don’t they scold dad? It’s likely because they’re not permitted to. Like most deeply vengeful people, Donald Trump is frightened and insecure. He will lash out and dismiss those he feels have crossed him. He can accept no dissent.

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Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump
When an employee leaves me and begs to come back–I never let them. Loyalty is very important.

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Donald Trump is part of an executive overclass who thinks employees owe him complete fealty. His catchphrase which he delivers with relish is “You’re fired,” but he doesn’t feel employees should have free will. The Washington Nationals shut down their brilliant young pitcher Steven Strasburg before the playoffs because he was coming off surgery and they were afraid he would get hurt. It’s a debatable decision, but it wasn’t made merely for Strasburg’s well-being. The team has him contracted for several more seasons and wants him to be healthy.

But Donald Trump will have none of it. When Strasburg becomes a free agent in a few years, he will be “disloyal” to the team. You know, by making the best financial decision for his life and family. Trump doesn’t like it when employees benefit from a free-market economy, only owners. He thinks Washington should have worked the potentially “disloyal” player into the ground.

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Donald J. Trump
Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump
When Strasburg leaves in a couple of years under free agency Washington will say “what were we doing”.

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You will not likely declare undying loyalty to wealthy people like Donald Trump? You will not put their interests above your own? Then you should be used and abused before they discard you.

Ivana: You were very loyal to me, Donald.

Marla.

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“I do not drink, smoke, take drugs or cohabit with Women (or Men).”

Good Neighbor Sought. Lovely Rural/Safe Area. Vacation Home? – $3000 (Blue Ridge Mountains North Carolina)

In an effort to get a good neighbor in place on my property, I have Lowered The Price To Lease This Land From $3600 to $3000 Per Year. I realize that even a few hundred dollars may prove to help a potential neighbor. I am hoping to find a (Sane/Stable) family or retired person/couple who needs a good place to live and thrive. I have a few acres of land in Rutherford County that I will soon be moving to and I would truely enjoy having a good neighbor nearby on my property.

The land is bathed in sunlight most every day and it also gets good wind so the property would be ideal for someone who wants to be “off grid”. I would not mind if someone wants to dig a root-celler. I also would not have an issue with someone who is a prepper type (as long as they are Not Are Not Unstable Or A Kook). One would have use of several acres of land for walking/hiking/picnicking or other non desructive activities if so desired and plenty of room for a nice lawn and a huge garden space. There is also a large volume of wildlife that pass through this land such as Deer, Rabbits, Wild Turkey, Various Birds, Butterflies and others…If you enjoy shooting wildlife (only with a camera) this is an affordable Eden. At some point I plan the build a pond for fish, ducks and Peace. Currently there is only One Home On Kirby Road and it belongs to a Dear Lady who has been in place for many years.

As for me and my one day being your neighbor I will give a brief overveiw of myself…I am a 46 year old divorced Man with no vices whatsoever. I keep to myself and I mind my own affairs. Though I am a bit gaurded I am kind, decent and moral. I do not drink, smoke, take drugs or cohabit with Women (or Men) and I will keep my home (a modest cabin in the spirit of Thoreau) neat and tidy. I am a large bearded Man whose appearence does not match my heart and mind. As for my potential neighbor I have no unreasonable prejudice as I do not care if you are plaid in color. The only prejudice I realy have is with drugs, criminal activity or people who let drinking or vice effect me or my safety. The land would be ideal for a cabin, modest home or perhaps a mobile home if it were done in the spirit of a retirement park…meaning fully underpinned with two porches and neat and clean in appearence. I must be honest and say that I am no fan of mobile homes but I understand that a real home is not the srtucture, It is what lies within.


Some search-engine keyphrases bringing traffic to Afflictor this week:

Afflictor: Happy to know there’s at least one person who’ll actually be able to laugh at the new Kevin James comedy.

  • Autopsies used to be performed in front of live theater audiences.
  • Automobiles could be used to produce, not just consume, energy.
  • 3D printers will interrupt more than pure-information businesses.
  • A brief note from 1897 about a corncob.

“Furries.’

Is your alternate lifestyle worthy of a reality show?

Major production company seeking individuals, couples, groups, and interesting locations for a wide-ranging series project about sex and relationships — especially alternate lifestyles in America.We’re looking to explore unique, refreshing, interesting, “push the envelope” stories — in a respectful and non-judgmental way. Our host a world-renown TV personality and best-selling author.

Some of the many, many topics we’re seeking to explore include: Polyamory, Bondage/BDSM, Furries, Sex Clubs, Suburban wife-swapping — Or ANYTHING you else you want the world to know about.

“Polyamory.”

“I threw a few new ones in there a few days ago.”

Toenail Collection – for sale – $9 (Newark)

This is a very rare in-valuable item. I mean, how do I know how to price this, what it’s worth? You won’t find somethin’ like this on e-bay, bet your ass! I’ve decided to sell my entire toenail collection that I have been collecting for many many years now. I was going to put this ad under the Antiques category, but I threw a few new ones in there a few days ago. Been keeping ‘em since I was about 6, I’m 81 now. I’m willing to do PayPal and mail this out to you. Or, we can meet in Newark somewhere. Not near the airport….wouldn’t want a big wind from a plane to come by just as I’m opening the jar.

The jar is included, with the screw-on top….if I’m gonna mail this out to you, you wouldn’t want these to get loose and all mixed around in the mail, so I’ll keep ‘em in the jar. Might be worse than Anthrax! But, better yet, if we meet in person, I can update the jar with my latest nails. Bring scissors. And exact change.

“It’s kind of embarrassing to me.”

Husband Wants Me to do it….

We have not explained the “facts of life” to our young teenage son yet, and my husband says he can’t get involved in doing this. Says I must do it alone. How do I, a middle-aged mother talk to my 13 year old son about sex, masturbation, std’s, pregnancy, birth control, etc? It’s kind of embarrassing to me.

Serena

“I am deathly afraid of fire escapes.”

help me life or death (bronx)

I am in desperate need of help right now of either money to get a lie detector test or if someone has the ability to give someone a lie detector test that would be better. I’m 60 years old and for almost a year have been mentally tortured, called fu….. thief on the street, spit at and more. I am NOT a thief, never stolen anything from anyone. My neighbor is spreading this lie through the whole neighborhood and I am shunned by people I’ve known for almost 20 years. I am a very private person and don’t hang out in peoples homes and no one hangs here. This thing that’s going on is ruining my life. I don’t go outside, don’t go anywhere. This issue is 6,000 thats a lot of money. She never called the cops only blamed me. There is much more to this story.I am desperate and it’s hard for me to ask anyone for any kind of help, but I need this to clear my name and then move. I am innocent. I don’t even know any of the facts concerning this except she left the money on a window sill on the fire escape I guess cause thats the only way anyone could have taken it. I am deathly afraid of fire escapes.


Some search-engine keyphrases bringing traffic to Afflictor this week:

Afflictor: Fearing that Mitt Romney is eating one of Big Bird’s breasts.

When the bad man murdered me, it hurt so much.

  • Philip K. Dick was mentioned in the New Yorker just once during his lifetime.
  • In 1973, the Radical Left becomes taken with a teenage guru.
  • Elon Musk fires back at Mitt Romney and other critics of Tesla Motors.
  • Technology has toppled some businesses, aided others.
  • Venkat Rao updates the country mouse-city mouse tale for the Digital Age.
  • A brief note from 1901 about gargling.
  • A brief note from 1891 about an outhouse.

Donald Trump: Every now and then I like to shit out some class.

Donald Trump is an unintelligent buffoon who inherited riches, land and connections from his father, but likes to pretend he’s a self-made man who possesses wisdom about wealth creation. Amid tweets in which he accuses President Obama of racism, incompetence, secretly being a Kenyan and receiving poor grades in college, he thought he’d throw a bouquet to the First Couple on the occasion of their wedding anniversary, as if that would make someone believe he’s anything but a contemptible sack of trash.

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrumpCongratulations to Michelle and Barack Obama on their 20th anniversary.

Save me a piece of anniversary cake or I’ll poison Bo.

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“We are only interested in short term commercial loans offering a high interest rate so we can expand our operation.”

I have a problem can you help me? – buds (Financial District)

In 2012 marijuana prohibition may be coming to an end. In the United States of America there are currently 17 states (plus Washington DC) who have developed legislation legalizing marijuana for medical use. There is even a court case scheduled to begin on Oct 16 (ASA VS DEA) where it is possible the US Federal Government may be forced to change the classification of marijuana from schedule I to II or III which will immediately end the seventy year war against the plant. We are seeking lenders. If you can offer $5000 to $350,000 in the form of a commercial loan we will pay that loan at a fixed interest rate of 10% to 30%. So, do you have a minute? 

This is a little long but it’s imporant that you get the big picture about this new industry in America. Well, truth be told it is not really ‘new’. In fact, it was a major and highly profitable industry for a long time up until about a hundred years ago until a guy named Harry Anslinger came along. 

It seems Harry didn’t like jazz and he also didn’t like immigrant workers from south of the border. So old Harry realized that people from Mexico had a little habit of smoking the wacky weed which is from the “flower” of a hemp plant. Down in New Orleans the jazz musicians were starting to partake and the big old fat man, well.. he decided the SMART thing to do would be to lock up all those people who smoked cannabis. So Harry and his friends got together and they formed the “Bureau of Prohibition” which was an office within the Federal Government from 1920 to 1930 until it was rolled into the Dept of Justice. Harry’s actual title was “Prohibition Commissioner” in the bureau. He died in 1975 and we are just now beginning to learn that his motives may have been less than honorable. At the very least we know the plant certainly does not cause the great harm he said it did and it is far less toxic than alcohol.

In Colorado we have a chance to make good money providing medical marijuana to patients who need it, but we have a big problem.

Until the Federal Government reschedules Cannabis from Schedule I to Schedule II or III there will be issues that arise regarding how to govern marijuana and exactly what individual states can and cannot do. Banks all work under the purview of the Federal Reserve and the Federal Deposit and Insurance Corp (FDIC). These entities oversee all aspects of banking and as a part of their rules they force the banks to report activities that are suspicious. Medical marijuana is suspicious at the Federal level no matter what the individual states rules are and as a result all banks REFUSE to accept accounts from medical marijuana dispensaries even when the dispensary is completely compliant with all local and state rules. In 2011 Attorney General Holder said that he could find no reason medical marijuana centers should not be able to make deposits just like any other business, but the banking industry has not yet caught up to the Department of Justice stance on state legal dispensaries. ((Search the internet for “banks refuse dispensaries” or “credit cards refuse dispensaries”))

We have an exciting opportunity in Colorado, the only place where cannabis can be sold for-profit in the world. The industry is HIGHLY profitable with gross profit margins well north of 70%. We are currently interested in borrowing $350,000 US in the short term toward a large production facility south of Denver whose build-out will run nearly $2,000,000 US over the course of the next few years. 

We are not seeking partners, or investors. We are only interested in short term commercial loans offering a high interest rate so we can expand our operation. So we need good hearted citizens who are willing to step in where the banks will not. Do it because you have a loved one who is helped by medical marijuana or do it because you want to make a decent return, just do it! 

If you can offer $5000 to $350,000 in the form of a commercial loan we will pay back that loan at a high fixed interest rate of 10% to 30%.

  • If you lend us:$ 5000 We will pay you $ 648.66 per month for 8 months (10.0%)
  • If you lend us:$ 10000 We will pay you $ 1309.30 per month for 8 months (12.5%)
  • If you lend us:$ 25000 We will pay you $ 3303.33 per month for 8 months (15.0%)
  • If you lend us:$ 50000 We will pay you $ 6667.08 per month for 8 months (17.5%)
  • If you lend us:$100000 We will pay you $13455.57 per month for 8 months (20.0%)

or if you prefer a balloon:

  • If you lend:$ 25000 We will pay you $ 521.14 per month for 8 months + $ 24,997.36 (25.0%)
  • If you lend:$ 50000 We will pay you $1,146.16 per month for 8 months + $ 49,997.17 (27.5%)
  • If you lend:$100000 We will pay you $2,500.34 per month for 8 months + $ 99,997.03 (30.0%)
  • If you lend:$250000 We will pay you $7,291.90 per month for 8 months + $249,997.93 (35.0%)

(Usury rate in Colorado is 40%)

To be clear, this is not an offer to sell a security, this is an offer for a commercial loan which is partly secured against lights, ballasts, computer equipment, air conditioning systems, water conditioning systems, carbon dioxide emission systems, and other related equipment we need to operate and expand our production capabilities. 

You will not be sharing any profits we generate as that is illegal by state law. 

Loaning us money grants you no voting rights nor do you have any say in our day to day operations. This is a simple commercial equipment loan request at a fixed interest rate for a short term (9 or fewer months).Contact me at the above email if you would like to lend us money or learn more about our state legal for-profit business.

“If you are a stage hypnotist looking for more practice.”

I am looking to be made sumissive through hypnosis (West Village)

I have been searching for a while with no success so I hope this works now. I am yearning and desiring to meet a couple, man and woman, does not matter if they are a real couple or just good friends, but just the two of them, both creative and dominant. One has to know hypnosis and how to do it. The other needs to follow along for my conditioning and to have fun I wish and yearn to be hypnotized to become submissive to them. To have to obey them, no matter what. If you are a stage hypnotist looking for more practice or just to have fun, please get together with someone of the opposite sex and toy with me, hypnotically. It’s something I have been wanting to experience for years. Please respond. Thanks.

“Crushed It”

The cocaine makes you feel okay, keeps the fear at bay, allows you to make another sales call. When you’re high, you imagine that everyone awaits your arrival, that your petty business deals amount to something. The streets all look like beaches, and everything is about you. The whole gang loves you and is excited to see you. They think you’re a hero, especially that tall blond. For a while, you feel so powerful. But it’s all a delusion, a chemically induced dream. You know down deep you will die someday and that you’re not leaving a mark. The fear is getting closer. There is an emptiness inside. You have to call your dealer. You have to get some help.

“People who know me say I am mysterious.”

My Double Life (here)

I’m well educated, grew-up in an upper middle-class neighborhood. I am just an average female. Innocent looking, well-spoken, genuine. My adult life I’ve been lost – never really going anywhere. I’ve never done anything to be proud of. People who know me say I am mysterious. I don’t agree. I just don’t do anything, so what’s mysterious about that I ask? I live a double-life. I sleep with strangers for cash. Nobody who knows me would ever believe.

Liz: Seconds before flashing vag to paps.

The top five foreign countries sending the most unique users to Afflictor in September:

  1. Great Britain
  2. Canada
  3. Netherlands
  4. Brazil
  5. Germany

“These clothes were lovingly cared for by a GREEDY LIAR who CHEATS and Breaks Hearts.”

I am SELLING ALL of My Girlfriends CLOTHES!! – $250 (Co-op City)

These clothes were lovingly cared for by a GREEDY LIAR who CHEATS and Breaks Hearts.I’m sure it’s all worth thousands but I am only charging for my time GETTING RID of it.

All of these clothes were purchased between 2008 (when we moved in together) and a few months ago (when we broke up).

This is a lot of stuff. I put it into 5 large contractor bags before I decided to sell it.

There are:

  • 40 or 50 pairs of shoes Mostly size 9 (a few 8 1/2 and 9 1/2)
  • I counted 60 pairs of pants- Size 9/10 (12 pairs of different jeans)
  • There are so many shirts, tops, blouses, skirts and stuff (pocketbooks and stuff) that I’m not counting that stuff.

I don’t understand women’s sizes but I will answer any questions you have.


Some search-engine keyphrases bringing traffic to Afflictor:

Afflictor: Fearing Arnold Schwarzenegger has been in the maid’s room again.

  • Optogenics may be effective in behavioral modification.

“It’s not a tumor.”

“Borrowing your wheelchair will help me bring joy to many.”

Drag Queen needs Wheel Chair!

I am a drag queen.

I have a performance coming up soon (Oct 13th) and need a wheelchair for a number I am doing.

Ideally, I would love to just BORROW a cheap (non-motorized) wheelchair if someone can lend me one.

I can even possibly kick a few bucks your way as a thank you.

Borrowing your wheelchair will help me bring joy to many in a really unique performance that will be seen by hundreds.

(No, it’s not a performance I’m being paid for, which is why I don’t have a budget to buy a wheelchair.)

Thanks for any help! 

Donald Trump: Money really can’t buy happiness.

Donald Trump, that huge d-bag, tweeted about a speech he recently gave at the Christian Liberty University, which was apparently drawn to him for his experience with divorce, gambling and bigotry. Trump, who appears to favor an Old Testament retributive God, had this advice for young Christians:

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump

…One point I made sure to stress at @LibertyU is to be sure to get even with anyone who crosses you…

Donald J. Trump ‏@realDonaldTrump

…Never let yourself be pushed around–but treat the good folks great.

 

JC: Fuck ’em up good, Donnie.

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“Items such as trucks, autos, second homes in trade for having your home sealed.”

Are you tired of living with rodents? (Westchester, NY)

This is a very simple barter.

If you are fed up with living with rodents in your home-then I can help.

This is a social experiment as I have made a good deal of money performing this service for more than a decade. Now since the economy is tough we will adapt to what people have to offer for this unique service. Items such as trucks,autos,second homes, anything of proven value in trade for having your home sealed so that your major infestation is to a minimum( if at all) when this is done. We have had homes that were getting 40 plus mice a month turn to zero.Your pest control company can’t do this-but I can,and I do not use any poison!

Let me know the sq. footage and type of foundation you have (solid pour cement, cinderblock, rock) and what you have to trade and I will get back to you.

“I live a good and carpeting life.”

Eternal Soul for sale – $1967862 (Yonkers )

I am selling my soul. Now I relies how strange this sounds but I am desperate. I am tired of livening in working poverty. I would like to provide my family with all the things they desire if at the cost of my life. I struggle every day and I don’t have any more steam in the engin. I am 32 american of Irish and Italian decent. I live a good and carpeting life. I try to live a moral and gental life. I am not with out sin (as you can see here). I am a believer in magik and in god (go fig) and I have a family that I just adore. So any takers email me. If this offends any one I am truly sorry but I am at my wits end. Jr.


A few search-engine keyphrase searches bringing traffic to Afflictor this week:

Afflictor: Imagining what Mitt Romney envisions when he thinks of the so-called 47%.

  • Carl Hagenback’s odd childhood informed his insane zoos.

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