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“Gig.”
Helping Individuals Make Positive And Legal Funds At Overnight “Gig”
Interested about making extra funds from my “Gig”? It’s only an 8 hour process and you can do it every week as desired. If you seriously interested just text my phone with your name and your desired amount. I will help you just like how I help my other clients. THANK YOU. MY NAME IS “Ty Davis.”
I will tell you the secret to getting rich on Wall Street. You try to be greedy when others are fearful. And you try to be fearful when others are greedy. Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.
Quality massage for gas
i’m willing to barter a one hour massage for half its value to fill my gas tank either on a weekly basis or biweekly, i own my own private practice and do great bodywork. If ur body can appreciate 5 star quality for half the price contact me via email. located on the north shore between commack and smithtown.
Before I pour ice water on myself, I challenge Idi Amin’s ghost, Charles Manson and Glenn Beck.
Ann Coulter, I accept your Piss Bucket Challenge.
No, I said “Ice.”
I will now drench myself in my own urine.
It’s the most warm, beautiful feeling.
I would also like to be soaked in Glenn Beck’s whiz.
Hands off my pee jug, Idi Amin’s ghost. It’s all mine.
“Bottom half is a pregnant woman giving birth to a kitchen knife.”
Feminist Painting – $300 (NYC)
Feminist Painting/Mixed Media. 4 feet x 5 feet. $300 price negotiable. Titled “The Birth Of A Nation.” A surrealist painting of a woman whose torso is a tree and bottom half is a pregnant woman giving birth to a kitchen knife. It is a statement on the forced role upon women. The middle carries broken mirror pieces so the viewer sees themselves while looking at the painting- to reflect on how this idea affects themselves and society.
- What It Really Feels Like To Be A Childfree Woman
- Let’s Clear Up Some Lies You’ve Been Told About Vaginas
- Morgue Attendant Admits To Sex With 100 Dead Women
- Man In Penguin Suit Stole Beer: Police
- ‘That Makes Me Want To Vomit In My Mouth’
- This Is What A Female Orgasm Really Looks Like (NSFW)
- Florida Woman Rips Off Grandmother’s Bra, Robs Her: Police
- ‘Dating Naked’ Star Sues Because She Was Too Naked
- These Are The Everyday People Who Practice BDSM (NSFW)
- Man Fakes Death To Avoid Wedding
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- jane fonda and roger vadim interviewed
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This week it became clear that America has a secret weapon it can send to Iraq to destroy ISIS.
I’m giving all you guys free mustache rides.
- Old Print Articles: Gabriel Poulain flies his bicycle plane (1921) + The town of Deadwood described in detail (1877) + German prophet lands in Berlin jail (1921).
- Featured Videos: Masters and Johnson did a lot of research, still couldn’t predict the future + Marvin Minsky and Ray Kurzweil discuss the Singularity + Oprah Winfrey and Norman Mailer talk about love (1984) + Robin Williams interviewed by Dick Cavett (1979) and David Frost (1991).
- Recently Posted on NYC’s Craigslist: I’m the laziest identity thief ever, so could you just mail me your details? + Indian tourist really enjoying her stay in New York + Well, summer really is over.
- The sharing economy explored at the granular level.
- Consumers, Democrats as well as Republicans, want the sharing economy.
- The Digital Age may or may not create jobs to replace eliminated ones.
- On-demand Internet delivery services are attempting a comeback.
- A particular strain of Singulatarians wants Fascism by algorithm.
- A globalized world has impacted the value of the first Superman comic.
- Jarhead 2 has arrived nine years after the original film. Why?
- American police were militarized by the wars on drugs, terror and Iraq.
- CIA lawyer explains why he allowed renditions and waterboarding.
- Pandemics usually begin in crowded, unsanitary spaces.
- Capitalism in China has not led to democracy.
- If driverless cars reduce accidents, where will organ donations come from?
- 3D printed organs will be a reality, but when?
- Father Yod began one of L.A.’s first health-food restaurants–and a cult.
- David Sullivan was a foremost cult infiltrator.
- A former Marine built a time-travel machine in the California desert.
- John du Pont, focus of Foxcatcher, drowned others in his madness.
- Air Conditioning had a huge impact on the developed world.
- Some think we’re worrying needlessly about superintelligence.
- Douglas Coupland addresses individuality in the Internet Age.
- “Adjustable Ethics Settings” would be problematic for driverless cars.
- Google claims to have no specific business plan for driverless cars.
- Google wants to test-drive its robocars via computer simulation.
- In his AMA, Nolan Bushnell discusses the future of business and tech.
- In his AMA, MIT physics professor Max Tegmark discusses advanced AI.
- David Graeber explains that knights were not gallant.
- You may not want to be in the system, but you are. We all are.
- Fat might not be the biggest threat in your diet.
- MLB could experience with a pitch clock.
- We don’t know even 1% of the dinosaurs that existed.
- A brief note from 1895 about dog food.
- A brief note from 1867 about flour barrels.
- A brief note from 1904 about a lion tamer.
- This week’s Afflictor keyphrase searches.
“Danielle Smith.”
Same name?!
This may sound like an odd request, but I’m participating in a scavenger hunt and need to find someone with the same name as me. Sooooooo, if your name is Danielle Smith and you don’t live in Illinois, would you be willing to send me a picture of your ID? You can block out all the personal information, I won’t be creepy or anything.
“I’ve been ripping shit up lately.”
Changing my evil ways
I’ve been ripping shit up lately. Four or five hookers a week, $700 – $1200 per week on party favors, at least one swinger party a week, not taking my work seriously and now I’m left feeling spent. I’m about to do a complete turnaround. No one event made me sit down and say, “That’s enough! Time to act like an adult, find a girlfriend and follow the well traveled path,” but that’s kinda where I’m heading.
I’d like to hear from people who have made the transition. Was it tough? How did you deal with the routine of a less exciting existence? How did you deal with the actual intimacy? I’ve been functioning at a pretty high level (no pun intended) for a while. Maybe it’s tolerance or maybe somewhere deep inside, I knew that I was going to end this behavior. Being single with no children and making six figures is a trap sometimes.
There’s an error on the Brooklyn Daily Eagle site keeping me from accessing files, so I’ll be re-running some previous Old Print Articles until it’s fixed.
Need help – Indian marriage annulment (NYC)
Need help getting simple paper stating that Indian marriage was never valid. Can come from any official in Goa, India. Will compensate for assistance. Thank you.
- You May Be Buying Republican Cereal
- Here’s What Happened When I Agreed To Try Group Masturbation
- This Map Looks Like A Penis
- ‘Pregnant Man’ Has Right To Divorce Wife
- That Massive Bulge On Idris Elba Is Not What You Think
- Why These Women Say ‘Masturbation Is A No-No’
- Pundits: Archie Comics Are Promoting The Occult And Homosexuality
- This Woodchuck Had A Bad Day, But It Got Better
- Tara Reid Made A Perfume Based Off Sharknado. Yep.
- Soon We’ll All Be Having Sex With Robots, Maybe: Scientist
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- link between professor irwin corey and thomas pynchon
- why do people in loma linda live so long?
- for fear of becoming dinosaurs we are turned into sheep
- herb kelleher is legendary in the airline industry
This week, we watched as heavily armed men threatened to bring death to Americans.
It was the Ferguson police.
- Old Print Articles: Sifting through dumping grounds for treasure (1886) + Dinners in pill form popular in Indianapolis (1899).
- Featured Videos: Mike Tyson discusses boxing with David Brenner and Jake LaMotta (1986) + Robin Williams interviewed during the first blush of his success (1978) + Chester Gould, Dick Tracy creator, appears on To Tell the Truth (1965) + British roboticist Tony Sale takes “George” for a walk (1949).
- Recently Posted on NYC’s Craigslist: Ninja hasn’t heard of Tinder + Looking for an investor–and a cellmate + We’re searching for someone who’s a pervert and a gentleman.
- Warren Bennis, corporate leadership expert, loathed “job creators.”
- Uber for doctors was just a matter of time, and it’s arrived.
- Texas is betting big on Bitcoin.
- The Iraq War is rearing its ugly head again, now in Ferguson, Missouri.
- David Simon recalls the bright and dark sides of Robin Williams.
- The Pew Research Center looks at automation’s effect on labor.
- Harold Robbins did extensive research for the sex scenes he wrote.
- Expression of emotions seem to be inborn and universal.
- Someday, if we’re not all dead, we’ll be able to consume all we want.
- Nobody knows when we’ll be able to supercharge human brains.
- Some think we can control information in the Digital Age. Won’t happen.
- It’s not likely we’ll predict the next pandemic.
- There likely is a second leaker on the Snowden level.
- “Smarter sentencing” is great, provided you’re not poor or a minority.
- Newspapers aim to remake themselves as Buzzfeed or some other bullshit.
- Fast-food restaurants will likely become highly automated.
- In 1993, the first online purchase was a Sting CD.
- San Francisco has golf courses but not population density.
- Driverless-car developers are trying to head off hackers.
- Lauren Bacall, that wonderful, had a rich and fascinating life.
- Jane Arraf, Al Jazeera’s Iraq correspondent, did an AMA.
- You can have lots of sex in Iran, but please don’t talk about it.
- The Panama Canal Zone was a world all its own for Americans.
- The Internet of Things may be the most overhyped technology.
- A child can outreason a search engine, but that might not matter.
- Coco Chanel, a terrible, awful person, made really nice clothes.
- A brief note from 1898 about monkey stew.
- A brief note from 1885 about a headless chicken.
- A brief note from 1890 about lactose intolerance.
- This week’s Afflictor keyphrase searches.
“Very profitable and…
Investor wanted – $30000 (Midtown East)
Investor wanted, looking to open an escort agency in NYC.
Have owned and ran several in the past and know every cell in this type of business.
I will agree to run it for a period of 3 years.
All profits would be a 50/50 split.
I would open and run it with all the work involved.
Not looking for someone to help me run it, the investor would remain only an investor.
Profits range monthly in the amounts of $15,000 to $25,000 each.
100% legal and very profitable.
Again only looking for an investor.
It would take $30,000 to open (no less).
It will take a period of 3 weeks to open from start to finish.
Looking to open right now (winter season very busy).
ONLY serious investors need respond that want to meet, discuss, and move forward.
Very profitable and very legal.
I will respond very prompt to call and text or email.
…very legal.”
Ninja looking for help meeting woman (Chinatown/Little Italy)
I am a Ninja. I work professional in Japan for prominent family near 40 years and they railroad me. I now live with friend in Manhattan. I will teach you all ancient arts and show my tools and disguised clothing. You will become a Ninja. In return for becoming Ninja you may help me meet good friendly local woman for friendship.
“They railroad me.”
“No minors and pets shall be present while we work.”
Your location for my photoshoot
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My model and I would like to meet up with a couple or single gentleman who own a nicely decorated private house/apt. on weekdays or weekends during day time between 9am to 5pm, or any business places, garages, inside limousines, bars, yachts, farms, stables, wineries for us to use during off hours or as their schedule suits.
What we offer is an ongoing gig where we will be shooting fun pantyhose and stockings, garter belt hose and heels foot and leg tease photo and video series in various parts of your house done professionally for our ”wicked pantyhose fetish” website. Indeed we need many different locations from amateur at home looks to sophisticated dressed up lingerie glamour boudoirs. This is not porn and there will be no sex or any involvement by anyone hosting our shoot other then watching us working.
Your compensation will be watching the show and get soiled panties and pantyhose used during the shoot and free access to our pay web site. That’s all.
Our host must remain a gentleman, respectful to female model and not to interfere with photo or video shoot at all times. No minors and pets shall be present while we work.
This arrangement works already great with other hosts we work with at least once a month.
Read again and again this ad and don’t be a jerk while replying.
A lot of strangers are replying with their dicks in their hands, sending naked photos.
If you never hear from us, you now know why.
“A lot of strangers are replying with their dicks in their hands.”
- Mom: I Didn’t Know Boy Was Dead Until Smell Set In
- This Is What Happens When Gay Men Are Asked To Draw Vaginas (NSFW)
- Teacher Turns Up Drunk And Pantsless On First Day: Cops
- Kim Kardashian’s Topless Photo Is Not What You’d Expect To Find In A Wedding Album
- Mom Calls Cops On Son After Finding Porn
- Like Mother, Like Pregnant (And Naked) Daughter
- The Pedometer For Your Penis
- Cat Circus Is A Circus Starring Cats
- WATCH: Man Appears To Kick Squirrel Into The Grand Canyon
- 4 Good Reasons To Avoid Plastic Surgery
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- hypnodramas and psychokinesis
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- abraham lincoln wrestling in the mud
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- michel siffre—–self imposed isolation
This week, Vladimir Putin banned all Western food imports.
But Russians should still save room for a delicious dinner…
…and dessert.
- Old Print Articles: Department stores with robot salesmen planned to open (1929) + Double-jointed sideshow performer sells skeleton to medical researchers (1890) + A baby farm sees a deal go bad (1891).
- Featured Videos: IBM commercial predicts wearable computing (1997) + There was a time when serious writers, including John Updike, worried about becoming too popular (1982).
- Recently Posted on NYC’s Craigslist: Or Donald Rumsfeld. Either one. + Play a prank and get your dog to stop eating his own stools + Typical investment banker.
- Libertarians might be having a moment, or some such thing.
- Syd Mead predicts the future of transportation in a post-driver world.
- Ebola expert Richard Preston discusses the virus.
- President Obama challenges China, dismisses Russia.
- Bioengineering is probably necessary, but there are perils.
- Luc Sante explains why cities don’t interest him now.
- Native advertising is maddening, but it’s nothing new.
- Paparazzi are a scourge of the famous, or their collaborators.
- Matt Yglesias calls for the end of time zones.
- We’ve been to space, but we don’t really know where it begins.
- High school and college football programs may rapidly decline.
- Robocars would change dense urban areas.
- Electric Vehicles may be nearing a tipping point.
- For a plugged-in reporter, Glenn Greenwald lives in a lo-fi lair.
- Douglas Coupland failed to capitalize on the Starbucks boom.
- Elon Musk is worried about the specter of superintelligence.
- Forty years after Nixon’s resignation, a 1977 interview resurfaces.
- A deeper look at Pierre Boulle’s Planet of the Apes.
- War is not a game, although we often treat it as such.
- Just found: the cremated remains of nine Jonestown victims.
- Tech companies are as dependent on water as cola companies.
- Bill Keller surveys the contemporary media landscape.
- Doomsday scenarios for Earthlings include solar flares.
- Exoskeletons give dockworkers ginormous strength.
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- This week’s Afflictor keyphrase searches.
“I am looking for a real vampire.”
Looking – 22
Hello. My name is Sky and I am looking for a real vampire. Yes I’m serious and please do not respond if you’re not. I am 22 and have searched for years for this. I never have tried the web till now.
Now I am broadcasting my message all over the web. I am a Virgin saving myself for a vampire. I know how much they love that.
I can pay in blood and or money. In return I want to be one of you.
Thank you.
Regards,
Sky
“Try not to break any laws.”
How to have fun with pranks & tricks
In this book, you will find many ways to get even or revenge on someone, and the best revenge, is when they do not know it came from you!
Try not to break any laws, and the best revenge is always forgiveness, but if you don’t have that in your heart, and you want and eye for any eye, then read on!
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“I love submissive women with nipple rings.”
My Taste In Women Is Weird – 38
I can’t believe how difficult I make my own life. I am extremely wealthy, and self-made but I have some of the weirdest taste in women. At age 38, I should just date one of these very pretty girls in NYC and start a family. But of course I have to be attracted to women who are heavily tattooed and have piercings. It really frustrates me actually. I love submissive women with nipple rings. I love ink. It is messed up. These are the women that my family and friends would look at in a weird way. But I find them attractive. I can’t even explain it. It’s frustrating!
“I love ink.”
- Megan Fox’s Crop Top Was Likely A Hit At Comic-Con
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- Veterinarian Loses License After Sex With Dog And Horse
- Justin Bieber’s Facial Hair Is Creeping Us Out
- Giraffe Dies After Hitting Head On Highway Bridge
- Dad Flaunts His Baby Bump In Stunning Pregnancy Photos
- Apparently Peaches Wearing Panties Is A Trend
- WATCH: Kitty Charms His Owner Into Giving Him Kisses
