I’m in Love with my Pretty Nurse (Midtown East)

I am a physician, white, 40.
I work in an office and I have several nurses I work with, but one in particular I work closest with.
We are often alone in my office.
She is single.
I am married.
My wife shows me little affection and wants to be off doing her own thing.
I’m becoming more and more enamored with this young lady.
I look forward to her coming in.
I stay late so as to see her one more time.
Always hoping today will be the day something happens and we kiss.
She’s so f###### cute!!!!
I so want to hold her!
Does she feel the same?
I don’t know.
Mixed signals.
But I feel I may lose my mind.

“Pic of intended mother a must.”

Sperm donor (Westchester)

Experienced sperm donor donating since 2008. Latin/Italian mix sperm donor available for donation. AI (Artificial Insemination) or NI (Natural Insemination) preferred. STD and HIV free, college educated, easy going, been donating for several years with many pregnancies. I do produce mostly girls. Pic of intended mother a must.

Serious replies only please

Paranormal things

Hi. The reason I’m here is that i had a extranormal event in my house. I didn’t hear something but i saw something. I don’t drink and i don’t do drugs. At the beginning my roommate told me his bedroom was too cold, and for some reason i made all the reparations. However he told me that during the night someone touched his leg. I didn’t believe him. Last night when i was in bed for no reason i heard steps and somebody knocked the door of my bedroom.

If someone can help me, I will be open to hear you.

Looking for protection – $150

Hello Im looking for protection. Serious people who can help only needs to respond to email. Thanks.

Life Partner/Business Partner – $200000 (NYC)

This request is probably the most unique request you will find, but I figure I give it a try. This is only for the serious minded, big thinker, and those who desire or are used to earning a high income.

I’m a single female looking to establish my Commercial Capital business. I have access to Private Lenders who can fund businesses, whether it’s Hard Money Loans/Traditional Business Loans/Merchant Cash Advance. I’m hoping to find someone to help me generate leads for these financial services and at the same time, we can establish a friendship etc. Someone who is great at Marketing (whether it’s Google, Classified or Telemarketing) would be a great candidate. Together we can earn a substantial amount of income $200,000-$500,000 first year. If you are ready to create a beautiful life with a beautiful soul, contact me.

“If you are ready to create a beautiful life…”

healing and cured your pain (flushing)

I can help heal pain that has been 10-20 years.

Please come to me if you have any recent injury.

It is a piece of cake to me, by appointment only.

“In exchange for internal cleansing.”

WILL SWAP SOME ART AND SUPPLIES TO NURSE AIDE OR STUDENT (QUEENS)

In exchange for internal cleansing from time to time. Have some pens and inks for trade as well. I am a mature male artist and there is also a possibility of a part time job after we finish trading! If interested please email your contact info and availability. Thank you kindly.

“$1 million each.”

Looking to sell Drama screenplays (New York)

Looking to sell the following un-produced screenplays ($1 million each).

Please let me know if you are interested.

THE PINK SHOW (SOUQUITOUR) – SARA GANES is a stand up comic about to get her shot at her own talk show if she can survive her mother’s loving attacks for 3 more days. Her mother is a vicious past life rival who has destroyed her, life after life. 93 pages. WGAw_1112025

BLOND BOY AND THE PSYCHICS – Psychics convince FBI’s Gaucho Kruger that a child they call “blond boy” will kill many important people. Their tips drag Gaucho through ridicule but he finally captures the mother, a disenchanted former CIA operative. 94 pages. WGAw_1129814

THE PROSTITUTES — All goes awry for former child prostitutes bent on freeing as many brothel children as possible with blackmail proceeds when a radical youth convinces their leader to go after the army. When the dirt settles, most are dead but they prevail. 90 pages. WGAw_1129815

GOLDEN EGG GOOSE (ATLANTIDE) – Refugees from planet Atlantide fight to find a baby lost 18 years ago. She is now a lonely woman struggling with her ability to make wishes come true. 102 pages. WGAw_1129816 (keyword: extraterestrial)

THE BELOVED (THE SHEIK) – Former CIA operative UMBERTO POTTI abandoned his wife precisely to protect her from his work only to have her become a target when he kidnaps the Sheik of a Parisian mosque. 99 pages. WGA #1030163

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“Gaucho Kruger.”

“They shit like every five minutes.”

Chinchilla up for adoption – $100 (East Harlem)

I’m finally moving out of the city, which means i’ll have to give away my beloved chinchilla, Mochilla, which i’ve had for the past three years, making her about 3-4 years old. I bought her from an exotic pet store on the upper west side, Fauna, somewhere in the west 70’s or 80’s. Mochilla, Spanish for backpack, is friendly, a little skittish at times, but loves a good scratch behind her ears. She exercises in the middle of the night often, so buying a metal wheel that is silent is recommended (Make sure you don’t buy the ones with small bars like the ones for hamsters, as her tail will get caught between them while running). Plastic is not recommended either, because she has chewed through 4 of them, which is why I cannot provide one at the moment. We have a 300$ cage that is about 6 feet high that can be disassembled and will gladly give to you. I really just want her to go to a good home, so price is negotiable. Please, please please, make sure you have thought this through, because I bought her at a time when I thought I was ready to handle the responsibility of even maintaining a small house pet and I wasn’t. Thank god I lived with my parents at the time. Chinchilla cages need to be cleaned every day, because they shit like every five minutes. They need to be taken out of the cage for exercise, and be given dust baths twice a week (We have food and dust we will give you). I love her, and I just want her to be happy.

“Dust baths twice a week.”

Spanking Court for Female Couple – m4ww

Tired of fighting? I’ll come in and objectively listen to both sides of the story. You agree in advance to abide by my rules. One of you is right and one goes over my knee.

“If blood, human remains, vomit, urine or other bodily fluids affects you negatively, please do not reply.”

Franchise with no Royalties – $12,500 (Downtown)

Isn’t it time that you own your own business? This is your low cost opportunity to do just that. We provide decontamination service to police and correctional facilities. This business opportunity is more than just a Crime Scene Clean-up business. I teach you how to run both businesses: You get the Decontamination business and a Medical Waste Pick-up business.

I will show you how to market your biohazard services to Police Departments, Parks & Recreation, Commercial businesses, Correctional Facilities and more. You can be in business in less then 30 days. Be your own boss by owning your own business. This business opportunity is a distributorship, you own the corporation and are affiliate of the parent company located in Hollywood, Florida.

I will teach you everything there is on operating your own biohazard company. I have been in the business for over 20 years. 

Important: If blood, human remains, vomit, urine or other bodily fluids affects you negatively, please do not reply to this add. That is the nature of our business.

Is there a way of finding out if someone is badmouthing me online?

I have reason to believe that someone maybe badmouthing me online and was wondering there is a way of finding out.