Jean Claude Van Damme: But I don't have $25,000. (Image by Georges Biard.)

Role in an action film…… – $25000 (Washington, DC)

We are currently looking for final funds for a high quality/low budget action film. Check our website to see the quality of our work. We have worked with numerous Emmy winners on projects that have received distribition/pick-up.

We are looking for the final $25k for an action film. It includes houses blowing up, a car chase through Georgetown into Virginia and back into DC that is spectacular, tons of gunshots, intrigue, and excitement all with a DC backdrop. Email me to see examples. Seriously, it will have as much action as many high budget action films. Can’t tell you how (proprietary info), but I can show you if you are serious about funding.

If you are only looking for a role and don’t have the cash, we are always looking for interesting locations/skill sets. If you have access to a mansion or deserted warehouse or science lab or house that is still suffering from fire damage, or anything you think might make an interesting filming location, offer it up. Oops, forgot to mention we are shooting in Washington, DC. Guess that is important to mention, huh.

In addition to a return on your monies, we offer the following:

• Depending on how much you barter, we will provide a role for you or a friend, relative, girlfriend or boyfriend, animal, mistress, etc. It may be a speaking role and will be contractually guaranteed to make the final cut.
• VIP status at DC premiere. Advertise your business on the red carpet backdrop. Hobnob with DC celebs and athletes.
• Behind the scenes access – come to the castings, rehearsals, shooting, post party, etc. and hang out with the cast and crew
• Executive Producer credit
• A director’s chair with your name on it.

Come on. The economy sucks. If you were to put it in the market, you’d lose it anyways. With this, you have a great chance to make money and you will definitely have fun.

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