Highlights From Yet Another Week Of Afflictor

This week, Ivanka Trump told ABC News that she wished her father wouldnt eat so much McDonalds.

This week, Ivanka Trump told Barbara Walters that she wished her fascist father wouldn’t eat so much McDonalds.

If I keep eating so much McDonalds, I'll get a heart attack. I'll just order one cheeseburger.

If I keep eating McDonalds, I’ll have a heart attack. I’ll just order one cheeseburger.

Would you like 21 Big Macs?

I will get you 23 Big Macs.

21 Big Macs?!? I'll die if I eat that much.

I’ll die if I eat that much!

And 47 large Fries?

And 47 large fries.

47 Fries?!? I'll go into diabetic shock.

I’ll go into diabetic shock!

And 68 McFlurries?

And 68 McFlurries.

Okay, put it all in one bag.

Okay, put it all on one big tray.

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Im lovin it.

I’m lovin’ it.

 

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