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"GET A CAB, YOU ASSHOLE!!!"

“GET A CAB, YOU ASSHOLE!!!”

GROWN Stupid MEN over 40 who SCOOTER to work (JUST assholes)

STUPID ASSHOLES OVER 40 who ride scooters to work. YOU’RE a 40-70 yr old trying to conserve energy? YOU’RE A DWEEB PURE AND SIMPLE. Your TIE FLAPPING IN THE WIND, LOOKING LIKE A STUPID ASSHOLE. GET A CAB, YOU ASSHOLE!!! And YOU’RE A THIRD TIME ASSHOLE IF YOUR’E WEARING A BASEBALL CAP!!! Hhhhhhaaaaahhhha!!!!