“Guaranteed human pee.”

Piss rug. High quality. – $99 (new jersey)

Do you like rugs stained with piss?

Perhaps you would like to add your own splotch of ammoniated urine to this high quality wool rug?

If so, I have the rug for you!

For just $99.99 this piss soaked rug could be yours.

Guaranteed human pee.

Cash and carry.