So i came home from work, laid down on couch and pushed out 3 small farts, said excuse me and my wife called me disgusting.
She got up out of her seat after dinner and farted in the kitchen.
I called that classless because it’s the kitchen.
She said she couldn’t control it.
What bullshit.
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