Today New York City Smells Like:

A rare moment of candor from Jimmy Fallon.

 

I hate having to entertain you fat, stupid Americans so much that after each show I drink gasoline from a used condom and penetrate prostitutes dressed like Nazi prison guards.

I hate entertaining your fat, stupid American faces so much that after each show I drink gasoline from a bedpan and penetrate prostitutes dressed like Nazi prison guards.

I am ready for your cock, Herr Fallon.

I am ready for your cock, Herr Fallon.

 

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