Recently Posted On NYC’s Craigslist

"I'm fine with broken legs, smashed skull."

“I’m fine with broken legs, smashed skull.”

Animals, wild game (Carroll Gardens)

I am interested in any and all dead wild animals in decent condition.

If you hunt, or live in a place where you often see roadkill, it’s easy to throw it in a freezer and later bring it to the city. I would like whole animals, but also have interest in unwanted parts- heads, organs, pelts, trimmed fat, scrap meat, carcasses, etc…

In exchange I can provide you with money or some kind of service or trade. I can also butcher/process animals and give you the parts you want and keep whatever is left.

Animals I want: Deer, rabbit, squirrel, mouse, muskrat, chipmunk, turtle, raccoon, beaver, hare, bear, coyote, fox, fish, grouse, wild turkey, other birds, turtle, frog… probably any animal. As long as it came from the wilderness. No subway rats, apartment mice, house cats, etc.

What I consider decent condition:

Relatively fresh-some smell or a small rotting area is okay, my standards are lower than many.

Relatively in-tact–I’m fine with broken legs, smashed skull… anything really as long as the animal is not completely exploded.

Additionally, I am interested in any surplus food or plant like edible weeds, wild/sour apples, and black walnuts.

If you are able to do this, or know someone who might be up for it, please contact me. Thanks.