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“Liquid gold.”

Pregnancy Urine – $50 (Hudson Valley)

Strange but true, the hormones in a pregnant woman’s urine can increase plant growth. It MUST be diluted in water though, or you will burn your plants–a little goes a long way. I have used 8oz. urine in one gallon of water with good results–giving each plant no more than 1/2 cup (less to small plants). Once per month for average houseplants, 2 times a month for orchids seems to work very well for me (finally got my orchids to bloom after 2 years of blossoms dropping off before opening). At the proper dilution it did not make the plants smell like pee–no one needs to know your secret for gorgeous orchids.

You could freeze it for next years tomato plants–online info seems to suggest it gives a bumper crop. However, the idea of saving urine in your freezer until spring may be sort of gross–label it well!

The urine comes in a clean glass mason jar, containing at least 8oz of urine. Yes, it will be “fresh” but use it up or freeze it. Handle it as any organic plant fertilizer: Wear gloves, don’t use it straight, and DON’T just leave it lying around–it will go “bad”.

For goodness sake, don’t email me with any weird sexual requests or I will NOT respond.

Put “liquid gold” in the subject line or I will not open email.

 

Just one entry from Roberto Baldwin’s fun Wired piece about tech items that were available thirty years ago in the Fall/Winter Sears catalog:

“Timex Sinclair 1000 Computer: $49

Catalog Description:

2K memory expands to a powerful 16K. Most of the 40 keys are programmed for up to five commands. ‘One Touch’ keyword entry system eliminates a great deal of typing keywords (RUN, LIST, PRINT, etc) all have their own single key entry. Pressure Sensitive, plastic membrane keyboard.

The Timex Sinclair 1000 Computer was the entry-level computer for anyone interested in computing. While it didn’t measure up to more sophisticated offerings from Atari and Texas Instruments, it could still connect to any TV and read and write to a compatible cassette recorder. If you splurged on the $40 16K RAM expansion, you could even play some of the hottest black and white games on the market.

The real power of the Sinclair 1000 was teaching you how to program in BASIC — something that would be helpful years later when you wanted to understand ’20 GOTO 10′ jokes. All of this and it was $48 cheaper in the Fall/Winter 1983 catalog than the one prior. Now that’s a value!”

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David Frost was mocked as a lightweight outsider by mainstream media when in 1977 he purchased an interview with Richard Nixon, especially excoriated by Mike Wallace the week before it was to air. But he ultimately checkmated the disgraced former President in a contest that was even higher stakes than Fischer-Spassky.

From a colorful Hollywood Reporter essay about the colorful Frost by former girlfriend Caroline Cushing Graham, who was with him during the momentous interviews and was played by Rebecca Hall in the Ron Howard adaptation of Peter Morgan’s play:

In 1975 David and I traveled to Florida for a series of The Guinness Book of World Record shows he hosted. One was about the fattest man, the sword swallower, and another about a post office built for small people. The human bomb blew himself up for the camera, he had added an extra stick of dynamite to impress David. We were impressed and horrified by the effort – that was a typical Frost program.

In February 1977 David asked me to come to Beverly Hills, where he was preparing for the historic interviews with Richard Nixon. At the time there was anxiety and money needed, and ads to be sold to pay for the cable TV channel airing the interviews. In the Beverly Hilton, a group of famous journalists were researching questions with David, along with our good friend and advisor Clay Felker, founder of New York and New West magazines. 

David worked himself to the bone in Beverly Hills, with a painful root canal emergency done a few days before the Laguna Beach interviews. I accompanied David with the team down south to Laguna, he did not drive, contrary to the Frost/Nixon movie. As David prepared to interview Richard Nixon, I made the sandwiches for their lunch. When the last days’ interview was over, there were 28 hours of interviews, Nixon invited us for drinks at the Western White House. Diane Sawyer accompanied us to a private room for cocktails. Nixon asked me if I liked good wine, as he was proud of his cellar. Driving away that evening I felt sorry for Nixon, he was so lonely and we were going to a party at Ma Maison, where Sammy Kahn was performing.

Nixon had said to David, as we posed for a photograph with him: “Marry that girl, she lives in Monte Carlo.” David laughed at Nixon’s remark and it became a standing joke between us – he used it in his book I Gave Them a Sword.  As we returned to Beverly Hills David was anxious to meet with his team and get their reaction to the interviews before we went out to dinner.”•


From a later Frost special for the Guinness Book of World Records:

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One of the topics bandied about in baseball Sabermetric circles lately is the elimination of errors. If you hit the ball and you get on base, you get a hit no matter if it’s a line drive off the wall or a dribbler through the first baseman’s legs. Some reasons for this thinking:

  • Errors tell us little about defense. A great defensive shortstop can commit as many errors as a terrible defensive shortstop. If a player has tremendous range and can get to many more balls, he is penalized for his ability by error totals. Ultimate Zone Ratings, which don’t rely on errors, are a much better judge of fielding ability.
  • Error calls made by official scorers are deeply subjective and inconsistent. They often are biased based on the needs of the home team.
  • A pitcher isn’t charged with unearned runs if a team scores with aid of an error. These are also wildly inconsistent judgements that often obscure a pitcher’s failings. More advanced stats of pitchers have long since replaced ERA as a way to measure their value.
  • While getting a hit because a third baseman bobbles a weakly hit ball requires some luck, so does a bloop that lands cleanly just over the head of the shortstop. Luck is a real part of the game already.

The only downside to such a change would be that players would accrue a few more hits each year and that could eventually decide a record or two. But it isn’t as meaningful a difference as stretching a 154-game season to 162 games. Likewise, mounds have been higher and lower depending on which era we’re talking about, which, of course, affected hit totals. And which stadium a player hits in for 81 home games a year causes a variation in how many hits he totals. Baseball has always been inconsistent in its rules, so changing this one won’t be a shocking departure from tradition.•

From “Disruptions: More Connected, Yet More Alone,” Nick Bilton’s New York Times article which wonders whether smartphone immersion is permanent or whether there will be a retreat from its ubiquity:

“In the late 1950s, televisions started to move into the kitchen from the living room, often wheeled up to the dinner table to join the family for supper. And then, TV at the dinner table suddenly became bad manners. Back to the living room the TV went.

‘It never really caught on in most U.S. homes,’ said Lynn Spigel, a professor at the Northwestern University School of Communication and author of the book, Make Room for TV. ‘At one point, a company even tried to invent a contraption called the TV Stove, which was both a TV and a stove,’ she said.

So are smartphones having their TV-in-the-kitchen moment?”

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The opening of “An Embryonic Idea,” an Economist article about the creation of “organoids,” which resemble human brains in numerous ways:

“REGENERATIVE medicine, the science of producing tissues and organs from stem cells, is a rapidly developing field. This week, however, it took a leap forward that was big even by its own demanding standards. A team of researchers led by Madeline Lancaster of the Austrian Academy of Sciences, in Vienna, announced that they have grown things which, while not human brains, resemble brains in important ways.

Dr Lancaster’s organoids, as she calls them, are a far cry from the brains in jars beloved of the writers of horror movies. But they do contain several recognisably different types of nerve cell and have anatomical features which look like those of real brains. They might be used to study, in ways that would be unethical in a living human being or impossible even in a mouse, the crucial early stages of brain development, and how they can go wrong. They could be employed to test drugs in ways that mere cell cultures cannot be. And because they can be made, if needed, from the cells of living people, they might even illuminate the particular problems of individual patients.”

Angry white male syndrome.

 

The other day

I was in a parking lot the other day, and I see this black woman in a wheelchair. And that’s the way women and blacks in America are now. They all want to be in wheelchairs so that I have to pay their way.

Your contentions don't stand up to empiricism. These are merely random events that you accept as the rule because of you preexisting prejudices.

Your contention is false. This was a random occurrence that you accepted as a rule because it concurred with and fed your preexisting prejudices. Further, you drink too much and have likely sustained many concussions.

Three exchanges follow from an Ask Me Anything at Reddit with Josh Keating, a global-news reporter for Slate.

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Question:

In your opinion, is Obama’s stance on Syria politically motivated due to his arbitrary chemical weapons line-in-the-sand or are there legitimate national security interests at stake?

Josh Keating:

I agree with my colleague John Dickerson that Obama boxed himself in with the “red line” comment,” but I do think the administration’s view of chemical weapons as beyond the pale compared to mass casualty conventional weapons attack is genuine. This isn’t to say the strike being considered will actually be an effective deterrent for Assad or other states considering chemical weapons use.

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Question:

Those who supported the Iraq war usually felt “duped” by the false evidence of WMDs. Shouldn’t the evidence that Assad conducted the CW attacks be the primary object of scrutiny? Evidence to date suggests that the primary source of intelligence is Mossad intercepts. Can we really rely on that? For that matter, can we really rely on our own intelligence community to have America’s best interests in mind? And now there is a mad scramble to find a “defector” to bolster the case. Can you blame an informed American for being skeptical?

Josh Keating:

Don’t blame you at all for being skeptical, but there are some critical differences between the two situations. In this case, we have an attack that took places just weeks ago rather than years earlier. It also certainly doesn’t seem like this administration has been desperately looking for pretexts for a war. All claims certainly warrant scrutiny but I wouldn’t dismiss compelling evidence just because of superficial similarities between the two situations.

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Question:

What do you think the most “unknown” world issue is? So, not something like Syria or Egypt that gets a lot of attention, but something important nonetheless.

Josh Keating:

As far as regions go, I’m always a little shocked by how little attention is paid in the U.S. conversation to Latin American politics. Given the geographical and cultural proximity, the stark ideological divides, the economic transformations we’ve seen in some countries, and how great an impact U.S. policy have there — the drug war in Central America for instance — it’s always a little baffling to me that the region gets short shrift compared to the Middle East and Asia. At least in the post-Cold War period.

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Few programs in TV history caused as much discomfort and cringing as Ralph Edwards’ long-running show, This Is Your Life, in which the seemingly oblivious host forced sad people in entertainment to relive the pasts they got into show business to forget. I mean, that’s why they were in an industry driven by fantasy. Through the years, he mortified Stan Laurel, Lowell Thomas, Buster Keaton and Frances Farmer, to name just a few.

But what’s done is done, and I guess it can’t hurt to post an old episode. In this 1971 show, Herb Alpert helps Edwards stalk musical duo Richard and Karen Carpenter, the latter of whom had enough pain all by herself for a trio or quartet.

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I’m a vegetarian, and I think you know I believe children shouldn’t be admitted to fast-food restaurants any more than they are bars. But I don’t have any ethical objections to lab-grown meat. I wouldn’t eat it because it’s still meat which I think is still unhealthy, but I suppose if it were ultimately made in such way as to be healthy, I would probably have it. Why not? The opening of “The Vegan Carnivore?” Julian Baggini’s new Aeon essay:

“The chef Richard McGeown has faced bigger culinary challenges in his distinguished career than frying a meat patty in a little sunflower oil and butter. But this time the eyes and cameras of hundreds of journalists in the room were fixed on the 5oz (140g) pink disc sizzling in his pan, one that had been five years and €250,000 in the making. This was the world’s first proper portion of cultured meat, a beef burger created by Mark Post, professor of physiology, and his team at Maastricht University in the Netherlands.

Post (which rhymes with ‘lost,’ not ‘ghost’) has been working on in vitro meat (IVM) since 2009. On 5 August this year he presented his cultured beef burger to the world as a ‘proof of concept’. Having shown that the technology works, Post believes that in a decade or so we could see commercial production of meat that has been grown in a lab rather than reared and slaughtered. The comforting illusion that supermarket trays of plastic-wrapped steaks are not pieces of dead animal might become a discomforting reality.

The IVM technique starts with a harmless procedure to remove myosatellite cells — stem cells that can only become muscle cells — from a live cow’s shoulder. They are then placed in a nutrient solution to create muscle tissue, which in turn forms tiny muscle fibres. Post’s burger contained 40 billion such cells, arranged in 20,000 muscle fibres. Add a few breadcrumbs and egg powder as binders, plus some beetroot juice and saffron to give it a redder colour, and you have your burger. I was at the suitably theatrical setting of the Riverside Studios in west London to see the synthetic burger unveiled. The TV presenter Nina Hossain was hired to provide a dose of professionalism and glamour to what was in effect a live TV show, filmed by a substantial crew for instantaneous webcast.

When the lights dimmed, images of gulls flying over gentle sea waves were projected onto two screens by the sides of the stage. Over some sparse, slow, rising guitar chords, Sergey Brin, the co-founder of Google and a donor of €700,000 to Post’s research, uttered the portentous words: ‘Sometimes a new technology comes along and it has the capability to transform how we view our world.’ He was right. Never before has a human eaten meat without harming or killing an animal. But in a strange way the slick presentation detracted from the truly historic nature of the moment. A scientific landmark was sold to us in the manner of a glitzy product launch, a piece of corporate puff.

What was most striking to me was how the presentation led, not with science, but with ethics.”

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Here’s a question worth asking: Why do we get outraged over the unfairness of athletes using PEDs to become superior but have no problem with some competitors having ridiculous genetic advantages? We cheat and so does nature. It’s not something that exists only in racehorses but in people as well. Doesn’t this have something to do with the quaint notion of humans not upsetting God or else, I don’t know, lighting bolts will be thrown from the sky? The opening of “Man and Superman,” Malcolm Gladwell’s New Yorker piece which begins with an example from David Epstein’s book, The Sports Gene:

“Toward the end of The Sports Gene (Penguin/Current), David Epstein makes his way to a remote corner of Finland to visit a man named Eero Mäntyranta. Mäntyranta lives in a small house next to a lake, among the pine and spruce trees north of the Arctic Circle. He is in his seventies. There is a statue of him in the nearby village. ‘Everything about him has a certain width to it,’ Epstein writes. ‘The bulbous nose in the middle of a softly rounded face. His thick fingers, broad jaw, and a barrel chest covered by a red knit sweater with a stern-faced reindeer across the middle. He is a remarkable-looking man.’ What’s most remarkable is the color of his face. It is a ‘shade of cardinal, mottled in places with purple,’ and evocative of ‘the hue of the red paint that comes from this region’s iron-rich soil.’

Mäntyranta carries a rare genetic mutation. His DNA has an anomaly that causes his bone marrow to overproduce red blood cells. That accounts for the color of his skin, and also for his extraordinary career as a competitive cross-country skier. In cross-country skiing, athletes propel themselves over distances of ten and twenty miles—a physical challenge that places intense demands on the ability of their red blood cells to deliver oxygen to their muscles. Mäntyranta, by virtue of his unique physiology, had something like sixty-five per cent more red blood cells than the normal adult male. In the 1960, 1964, and 1968 Winter Olympic Games, he won a total of seven medals—three golds, two silvers, and two bronzes—and in the same period he also won two world-championship victories in the thirty-kilometre race. In the 1964 Olympics, he beat his closest competitor in the fifteen-kilometre race by forty seconds, a margin of victory, Epstein says, ‘never equaled in that event at the Olympics before or since.’

In The Sports Gene, there are countless tales like this, examples of all the ways that the greatest athletes are different from the rest of us. They respond more effectively to training. The shape of their bodies is optimized for certain kinds of athletic activities. They carry genes that put them far ahead of ordinary athletes.”

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From the May 16, 1911 New York Times:

“The New York Zoological Society celebrated its second annual members’ day yesterday at the Zoological Garden. The members of the society are important adjuncts of the New York Zoo. Dues of members help to support the Zoo. There are 1,469 members paying $10 a year, in addition to the life members, benefactors and founders. The meetings are held at the Zoo, so that the members may see and appreciate all the interesting features, which are due to a great extent to them.

This year they met in the new Administration Building, which was opened last November and to which members are always admitted. The National Collection of Heads and Horns, one of the finest in the world, and which occupies a large part of the second floor of the building, had a new feature yesterday, the great white rhinoceros head of the animal shot by Col. Roosevelt, which was placed in the collection on Saturday.

The visitors arrived at the Administration Building at 2 P.M., and, after visiting the collection, wandered around the Garden as they pleased until 4 o’clock, when they came back for tea. The feeding of the monkeys was the sight of the day, the seven great apes sitting at a long table and manipulating forks with skill, while Susie, the young chimpanzee recently purchased from the monkey expert, Prof. Richard L. Garner, sat at a low table in the very front, the only one of the animals who was dressed for the occasion. Susie was wearing a new style harem skirt. She ate like a lady.”

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"Jim is middle-aged and not particularly in shape, which makes this even worse for him."

“Jim is middle-aged and not particularly in shape, which makes this even worse for him.”

He lost the Halloween dare (Greenwich Village)

We have a ritual around this time of year: the Halloween dare.

My buddy Jim lost it this time.

The Halloween dare is simple: you have to go to a stranger’s apartment, strip naked, and masturbate for them.

The stranger is always a man. As is the loser of the Halloween dare.

Jim is middle-aged and not particularly in shape, which makes this even worse for him. He’s cute, though. He is employed and sane. But this will be very embarrassing for him.

There are more details. If interested, reply.

Don

Five years before the world-gripping Frost-Nixon interviews, the recently deceased David Frost contacted Henry Kissinger to ask him if he could help convince the ever-enigmatic Bobby Fischer to compete in the World Chess Championship in Iceland. The resulting Fischer-Spassky matches became legend. An excerpt from the declassified transcript of the Frost-Kissinger call (which is still censored to a degree):

David Frost:

I was calling you, A, to greet you and, B, I’ve had three calls this morning about a hilarious diplomatic matter that I just wanted to ask you whether you thought it was worth anyone at the White House, from yourself down, as it were, doing anything about. It’s an extraordinary story. Can I tell you about it?

Henry Kissinger:

Certainly.

David Frost:

It’s about America’s gist to the world of chess — Bobby Fishcer. I got to know him when he appeared on my show. He came to the party in Bermuda and so on.

Henry Kissinger:

That’s right.

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David Frost:

Now the question is, is it worth someone doing that?

Henry Kissinger:

Yeah, I’ll do it. I do all the nutty things around here. Where is he?

David Frost:

Well, now, I’ve got two phone numbers. Now unfortunately,…he is staying at the moment with a Mr. Fred Saidy who is a Broadway writer of things like Brigadoon. And his son is a grand master in chess. S-A-I-D-Y in Douglaston Long Island. And the man who knows…

Henry Kissinger:

I think if I call him I should just call him and tell him a foreign policy point of view I hope the hell he gets over there.”

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Starving children reciting Twitter complaints about Hollywood movie casting.

 

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Extremely disappointed in the casting of Fifty Shades of Grey. They couldn’t find 2 better looking people to play Christian & Anastasia? Eww.

Ben Affleck as batman?! Just when you thought that film wasn't going to be a big enough disaster.

Ben Affleck as Batman?! Just when you thought that film wasn’t going to be a big enough disaster.

I’m sure Faye Dunaway is every bit as difficult as advertised, but where would I be without Bonnie and Clyde and Chinatown and Network? Here she is in two commercials, one from the 1960s in which she plays a mommie dearest for Thrill detergent and the other a 1980s spot which has her peeling and eating a hard-boiled egg for Japan’s Parco shopping center. 

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“The electricity was turned on, and it numbed the legs beneath the knees as much as cocaine would.”

Electricity as an elixir and sleep-inducer was the life’s work of a pioneering European doctor named Louise E. Rabinovitch. Her experiments were profiled in the January 26, 1910 issue of the New York Times. The story:

Hartford, Conn.–Electricity as an anaesthetic was used with success in an operation at St. Francis’s Hospital to-day. The electricity was applied by Dr. Louise E. Rabinovitch of Paris, who lectured last night before the physicians of this city on the possibility of rescuing personas who had supposedly been killed by electricity, especially those subjected to the current in the electric chair. While a patient was being subjected to the electrical current by Dr. Rabinovitch four toes were amputated by Dr. Marcus M. Johnson, and the man felt no pain.

The name of the patient is not disclosed by the surgeons concerned. They stated only that his toes were frozen as a result of exposure in the recent storm and he has been at St. Francis’s Hospital for several days. He was told that it would be necessary to amputate four toes. He consented to the operation, but said he did not want to take ether. Dr. Rabinowitz was told of the case last night and suggested electricity as an anaesthetic. The patient agreed to the plan to-day although he was told that it was novel to surgery and that the surgeons could not give him the slightest encouragement as to the outcome.

When the man had been made ready for the operation straps were fastened about his legs at points designated by Dr. Rabinovitch. On these straps were electrodes to which were attached wires connecting with a battery. The electricity was turned on, and it numbed the legs beneath the knees as much as cocaine would. The patient was blindfolded and the surgeons went to work. The toes were amputated and the patient soon was released from the electrical attachments.

He said that he had not felt the slightest sensation during the cutting and had not known when the surgeons were doing it. During the operation he talked with the attendants and laughed at jokes. Three toes of his left foot and the large toe of his right foot were amputated. 

Dr. Rabinovtich’s plan consists of sending an interrupted current of electricity through the affected part of the human body to be operated upon. No other part is affected by the fluid. A current of fifty-four volts was used in this instance, reduced by means of a commutator of one-tenth of that amount. The interruptions of the current were estimated at 20,000 a minute. The secret of the use of the device is in correctly applying the electrode to the nerve that controls the affected part.

Dr. Johnson said there were no bad after effects, and the patient suffered no pain. He declared that the feat marked an epoch in anaesthetic surgery, and that other forms of anaesthesia were likely to be entirely supplanted by Dr. Rabinovitch’s process. Dr. Rabinovitch was highly elated over the success of her device.

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Dr. Rabinovitch has been experimenting for some time with her theories of electric sleep at St. Anne’s Hospital in Paris, where the city fitted up a laboratory for her. She is a graduate of the Universities of Paris and Berlin. She has invented four electrical machines for various humanitarian purposes. She has successfully experimented on dogs, rabbits, and other animals which were apparently killed by electricity, and has succeeded in restoring animals in many demonstrations.”

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Boxing was once the champion of American sports, but when growing knowledge turned “punchy” into “brain damaged,” the talent pool dried up and the pastime became marginalized. Malcolm Gladwell has been predicting for a couple of years that the same downturn will befall football, a sport in which no amount of padding can stop concussions. He repeats those sentiments in the new documentary, The United States of Football. From Fox Sports:

“Author Malcolm Gladwell has been a voice in the concussion fray before, calling schools to ban college football and saying he wouldn’t be surprised if football at all levels fades from existence once people realize how damaging it can be long-term for players with head injuries.

But in a new documentary, Gladwell offers a less extreme — and possibly more likely — scenario for what will happen to the game. Gladwell says football will be a game that capitalizes on those poor or desperate enough to take the risk.

‘We will go to a middle position where we will disclose the risks and essentially dare people to play,’ Gladwell said in the film, which comes out Friday, as reported by CBSSports.com. ‘… That’s what the Army does. So we leave the Army for kids who have no other options, for whom the risks are acceptable. That’s what football is going to become. It’s going to become the Army. That’s a very, very different situation.

‘That’s a ghettoized sport, not a mainstream American sport.'”

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In “Parallel Worlds,” Andrew Crumey’s Aeon essay about the implications for accepted knowledge if there was proof of the Multiverse, he traces the deep roots of the idea of infinite outcomes. An excerpt:

“Where did this idea of parallel universes come from? Science fiction is an obvious source: in the 1960s, Captain Kirk met his ‘other self’ in a Star Trek episode called ‘Mirror, Mirror’, while Philip K Dick’s novel The Man in the High Castle (1963) imagined an alternate world in which the US was a Nazi puppet state. Since then, the idea has become mainstream, providing the image of forking paths in the romantic comedy Sliding Doors (1998), and the spine-chilling ‘What if?’ in Philip Roth’s novel The Plot Against America (2004), which envisaged the anti-Semitic aviator Charles Lindbergh defeating Roosevelt in 1940. But there’s also science fact. In 1935, Erwin Schrödinger proposed his famous thought experiment involving a cat in a box whose life or death is connected to a quantum event, and in 1957 the American physicist Hugh Everett developed his ‘many worlds’ theory, which proposed that the act of opening Schrödinger’s box entailed a splitting of universes: one where the cat is alive, and another where it is dead.

Recently, physicists have been boldly endorsing a ‘multiverse’ of possible worlds. Richard Feynman, for example, said that when light goes from A to B it takes every possible path, but the one we see is the quickest because all the others cancel out. In The Universe in a Nutshell (2001), Stephen Hawking went with a sporting multiverse, declaring it ‘scientific fact’ that there exists a parallel universe in which Belize won every gold medal at the Olympic Games. For Hawking, the universe is a kind of ‘cosmic casino’ whose dice rolls lead to widely divergent paths: we see one, but all are real.

Surprisingly, however, the idea of parallel universes is far older than any of these references, cropping up in philosophy and literature since ancient times. Even the word ‘multiverse’ has vintage. In a journal paper dating from 1895, William James referred to a ‘multiverse of experience’, while in his English Roses collection of 1899, the poet Frederick Orde Ward gave the term a spiritual cast: ‘Within, without, nowhere and everywhere;/Now bedrock of the mighty Multiverse…’

At the far reaches of this hidden history is Democritus, who believed the universe to be made of atoms moving in an infinite void. Over time, they would combine and recombine in every possible way: the world we see around us is just one arrangement among many that are all certain to appear.”

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Original shock jock Joe Pyne, who interviewed satanists and pimps and, yes, even lawyers, had a testy exchange with Merry Prankster and founding Yippie Paul Krassner in 1967. The guest’s running buddy Jerry Rubin once stormed off the same show.

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The opening of “Reversing Sinclair’s Amazing 1974 Calculator Hack,” Ken Shirriff’s fun (if somewhat technical) blog post which explains how Clive Sinclair re-engineered a calculator in the 1970s and made something far better and cheaper:

“In a hotel room in Texas, Clive Sinclair had a big problem. He wanted to sell a cheap scientific calculator that would grab the market from expensive calculators such as the popular HP-35. Hewlett-Packard had taken two years, 20 engineers, and a million dollars to design the HP-35, which used 5 complex chips and sold for $395. Sinclair’s partnership with calculator manufacturer Bowmar had gone nowhere. Now Texas Instruments offered him an inexpensive calculator chip that could barely do four-function math. Could he use this chip to build a $100 scientific calculator?

Texas Instruments’ engineers said this was impossible – their chip only had 3 storage registers, no subroutine calls, and no storage for constants such as π. The ROM storage in the calculator held only 320 instructions, just enough for basic arithmetic. How could they possibly squeeze any scientific functions into this chip?

Fortunately Clive Sinclair, head of Sinclair Radionics, had a secret weapon – programming whiz and math PhD Nigel Searle. In a few days in Texas, they came up with new algorithms and wrote the code for the world’s first single-chip scientific calculator, somehow programming sine, cosine, tangent, arcsine, arccos, arctan, log, and exponentiation into the chip. The engineers at Texas Instruments were amazed.”

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A woman in a burqa smiling broadly at Adam Sandler’s antics.

 

I just took a leak in the swimming pool.

I’m urinating.

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Marty Feldman delivers David Frost’s (mock) obituary on the BBC in 1968.

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The opening of “The Insane and Exciting Future of the Bionic Body,” Geoff Brumfiel’s Smithsonian article about next-wave prosthetics:

“Bertolt Meyer pulls off his left forearm and gives it to me. It’s smooth and black, and the hand has a clear silicone cover, like an iPhone case. Beneath the rubbery skin are skeletal robotic fingers of the sort you might see in a sci-fi movie—the ‘cool factor,’ Meyer calls it.

I hold the arm in my hand. ‘It’s pretty light,’ I say. ‘Yes, only a couple of pounds,’ he responds.

I try not to stare at the stump where his arm should be. Meyer explains how his prosthetic limb works. The device is held on by suction. A silicone sheath on the stump helps create a tight seal around the limb. ‘It needs to be comfortable and snug at the same time,’ he says.

‘Can I touch it?’ I ask. ‘Go ahead,’ he says. I run my hand along the sticky silicone and it helps dispel my unease—the stump may look strange, but the arm feels strong and healthy.

Meyer, 33, is slightly built and has dark features and a friendly face. A native of Hamburg, Germany, currently living in Switzerland, he was born with only an inch or so of arm below the left elbow. He has worn a prosthetic limb on and off since he was 3 months old. The first one was passive, just to get his young mind accustomed to having something foreign attached to his body. When he was 5 years old, he got a hook, which he controlled with a harness across his shoulders. He didn’t wear it much, until he joined the Boy Scouts when he was 12. ‘The downside is that it is extremely uncomfortable because you’re always wearing the harness,’ he says.

This latest iteration is a bionic hand, with each finger driven by its own motor. Inside of the molded forearm are two electrodes that respond to muscular signals in the residual limb: Sending a signal to one electrode opens the hand and to the other closes it. Activating both allows Meyer to rotate the wrist an unnerving 360 degrees. ‘The metaphor that I use for this is learning how to parallel park your car,’ he says as he opens his hand with a whir. At first, it’s a little tricky, but you get the hang of it.

Touch Bionics, the maker of this mechanical wonder, calls it the i-limb.

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“It looks like Terminator…it looks futuristic”:

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From the April 29, 1901 New York Times:

Sidney, N.S.W.–Herr Mercke, a German millionaire, who was cruising in his yacht, and Herr Caro, his private secretary, were recently murdered by natives of the Island of New Britain, off the northeast coast of Papua. Herr Caro’s body was eaten.”

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