Highlights From Yet Another Week Of Afflictor

Afflictor: Believing that the crackerjack news desk at CNN learned exclusively this week that JFK has been shot.

Afflictor: Believing that CNN’s crackerjack news desk learned exclusively this week that JFK has been shot.

  • Robots will soon be making your greasy hamburgers.
  • Jerry Givens, Virginia’s executioner for 17 years, did an Ask Me Anything.