Highlights From Yet Another Week Of Afflictor

Afflictor: Belieiving that Canadian weirdo Ted Cruz

Afflictor: Believing Canadian weirdo Ted Cruz may have spent too much time on his feet this week.

My dogs are barking.

My dogs are barking.

too bad you don't have Obamacare, Fatty.

Too bad you don’t have Obamacare, Fatty.

Let's take them both just to be sure.

Let’s take an arm, too. Just because we can.

  • Junot Diaz recommends a few short-story collections.
  • Jack Shafer suggests ESPN become a hard-news benefactor.
  • Robots can fool us into loving them.
  • A brief note from 1901 about boaters.