The Hunchback of Notre Dame, getting his balls waxed.
I need my sack to be smooth for the porno I’ve been asked to make.
Who asked you to make a porno? What were their names?
I lied, Helen Thomas’ Ghost. Nobody asked me to make a porno. Nobody ever asks me to make a porno.
Is the wax no longer happening?
He’s out, but I’ll take a Brazilian.