Highlights From Yet Another Week Of Afflictor

Afflictor: Thinking the key to Anthony Weiner becoming mayor is getting New Yorkers even more unpopular than him to run.

Afflictor: Thinking the key to Anthony Weiner being elected mayor is getting New Yorkers even more unpopular than him to run.

Vote for me and I'll show you my sultry man boobs.

Vote for me and I’ll show you my sexy man boobs.

Vote for me or I'll put my boot right up your asses, you queens.

Make me mayor or I’ll put my foot right up your asses, you toxic queens.

If you don't elect me, I will murder my vagina.

If you don’t elect me, I will murder my vagina.

I could stick around for four more years.

I could stick around for four more years.

  • Transhumanism may make your (perhaps purposeless) life go on forever.
  • A brief note from 1884 about a mad bull.