Highlights From Yet Another Week Of Afflictor

Afflictor: Hoping this Mother;s Day that you weren't born to...

Afflictor: Hoping this Mother’s Day that you weren’t born to…

...the Tan Mom...

…the Tan Mom…

...nor the Teen om, but, you know, a wise mom,

…nor the Teen Mom, but, you know, a wise mom.

Please don't let another one of my sons be President.

Please don’t let another one of my sons be President.

  • Elon Musk is considering adding an auto-pilot option to Tesla cars.
  • Eric Schmidt tries to comfort people about Internet privacy issues.