Sen. Ted Cruz, a McCarthy-esque wackjob, has formed an exploratory committee to see if he should run for President in 2016.

But so has his left testicle.

Who can forget the great job the testicle did during the hearings to weed out imaginary traitors in our government?

General, I’m going to need you to name names.

Wait, am I being interrogated by part of somebody’s junk?

You are, General.

What happened to the peen?

Never mind, you traitor!

Ted Cruz’s left testicle has also been tough on undocumented workers.

¿por qué me odias, Senor Ballo?

Ted Cruz’s left testicle just needs a good running mate.

Perhaps Allen West’s right nut might be interested.

I’m Ted Cruz’s left testicle and I approve this message.