“Someone Once Ate 26 Pancakes”

January 10, 2013 in Excerpts, Urban Studies | Permalink

IHOP night-shift waitress does an Ask Me Anything at Reddit and discussion of sex, drunkenness and gluttony ensues. A few exchanges follow.

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Question:

Why is my steak purple? Also, can I get a refill?

Answer:

Because I said so, and no.

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Question:

Do any of your coworkers have one leg?

Answer:

Hahaha……..No.

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Question:

The most pancakes you’ve ever seen consumed?

Answer:

Someone once ate 26 pancakes from our All You Can Eat Pancakes.

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Question:

How obvious is it when we’re drunk?

Answer:

Extremely.

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Question:

Do you think it would be better for drunks to puke in an inconspicuous spot outside (where it won’t be seen) or in a more visible location where it can be cleaned up before it rots and attracts animals?

Answer:

As long as we don’t have to clean it up, I don’t care.

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Question:

Have you ever slept with a customer?

Answer:

No.