Donald Trump is an unintelligent buffoon who inherited riches, land and connections from his father, but likes to pretend he’s a self-made man who possesses wisdom about wealth creation. Amid tweets in which he accuses President Obama of racism, incompetence, secretly being a Kenyan and receiving poor grades in college, he thought he’d throw a bouquet to the First Couple on the occasion of their wedding anniversary, as if that would make someone believe he’s anything but a contemptible sack of trash.