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“Why would a fat, cheap, dirty, broke guy want to date a knock-out like me?”

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Realistic dilemma: Stunning, intellegent, independent woman attracts the dredges. Why would a fat, cheap, dirty, broke guy want to date a knock-out like me? Most men my age wind up in a one bedroom apartment in the worst section of town, while the ex’s took the best of them. Second time around sucks for women. And you men who have a little jingle want women in their 30’s even though you can’t have an erection.