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"George Clooney got old or something." (Image by Efloch.)

Where are the Rock Hudsons? (Downtown)

I don’t care that Rock Hudson was gay – he was made for the movies. I’m a straight female who wonders where are those gorgeous guys that used to headline the movies? They were something to look at. Now we have Tom Cruise – ok – he’s got big blue eyes. But let’s face it, he’s medium height, yes, he’s fit, but if he were walking down the street and wasn’t a celebrity – I don’t think anyone would notice. Then we have Brad Pitt. Now he’s got body but the face, come on now, that’s the face of a kid. Can you really get thrilled by Brad Pitt? Where are the Cary Grants, Paul Newmans? I think you follow me. Not only did they have looks, they had real talent too. I’m a frustrated woman left with no one to admire. No one to close my eyes at night and dream about. George Clooney got old or something, but yeah, he had it for a while there. I’m 51 – maybe I got old? Anyone agree about the men in movies?