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HELP student needs clean urine! will $$$$$$pay! – $100 (Chelsea)

i know i know……this is ridiculous….. but please hit me up if you can help

if morally unacceptable i understand…..however…..otherwise i could REALLY use you’re help

and I’ll be MORE than willing to return the favor $$$

(and explain the full situation)