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Pity me (Fairfield)

While you pity me I will be browsing through my extensive wine cellar, looking for the right wine for my wife and our girlfriend to enjoy while we get freaky later on. The only decision I have to make today is which bedroom (there are six) we will use tonight. Poor me, what a pity!!!

Fairfield really is one hell of a town.

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