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"Get the fuck out." (Image by Angela George.)

NEW YORK SPORTS CLUB – LOCKER ROOM (Greenwich Village)

Just a passing thought to those bitches downtown.

1) Enter the locker room.

2) Open your locker.

3) Change your stinky clothes.

4) Take a quick piss before entering the shower if you take one.

5) Finally, get the fuck out.

P.S.: SORRY.. TWATS… The next time you’re so interested in our conversation, I’m going to surprise you.