2011

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From John Naish’s New Statesman profile of World Wide Web creator, Tim Berners-Lee, who gave away his invaluable creation and wants it to remain open and unfettered:

“Berners-Lee formally introduced his hobby-built system to the world on 6 August 1991 by posting a message on an internet bulletin board for fellow hypertext program developers. That day, he put the world’s first proper website online. It explained what a website was and gave details of how to create one. Neither initiative caused any immediate interest.

It feels odd to picture him struggling to convince people of the web’s potential. ‘It was just a load of hard work,’ he says – ‘getting up in the morning and thinking, ‘What the hell will I do today? Should I ask people at Cern to instal browsers? Should I get more servers running, write more code for browsers, or should I talk at a conference? Or should I do my own website as an example for other people?'” (Thanks Broswer.)

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Eugene Mirman interviews Sir Tim Berners-Lee:

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Neil Armstrong interviewed on the Beeb in 1970.

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In “What Would Hillary Clinton Have Done?” Rebecca Traister’s smart piece in this week’s New York Times Magazine, the writer offhandedly raises a provocative question in the margins: Would there be a Tea Party if Barack Obama wasn’t President and a white Democrat was? I suppose my answer is “yes.”

The Tea Party is ostensibly a reaction to our financial sector’s gross malfeasance (which does indeed exist), a greater government interference in our lives (which does not) and a rising budgetary deficit (which didn’t seem to bother them while W. was creating it). But you don’t have to look too closely to see the racism barely below the surface.

The biggest tell is the Birther movement. Obama is not the same color as us and has a name that is different than ours, so he is Other. And “non-American” is, of course, just a code word for “non-white.” And the incivility directed at Obama from elected officials and a Supreme Court justice is a disrespect that seems to be driven by feelings of entitlement, perhaps the racial kind.

But let’s recall Bill Clinton’s Presidency and the viciousness directed at him. In Clinton’s case he was labeled “Liberal,” which in many ways was about as accurate as calling Obama “Kenyan.” The Christian Conservative movement that fueled the Reagan ascendancy came up against the first President who wasn’t its choice, and things got ugly in a hurry. Hillary Clinton was likewise smeared, in a sexist way. There was no organized Tea Party, but the same anti-progress strain was driving the movement.

Chris Rock has referred to the Birther Movement in particular and the Tea Party in general as the last angry vestiges of racism, the scary loudness being nothing more than a death rattle. That may be true when it comes to the racial element. But can’t anyone be demonized by this segment of our society if its greatest fear isn’t of a black planet but simply of the future?•

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Magicians used to take the name of a famous predecessor, bastardize it slightly, and pay homage to their forebearer while placing themselves in a continuum. Harry Houdini, born Ehrich Weiss, took his name from the famed French magus Jean Eugène Robert-Houdin. At one point, the Frenchman was supposedly assigned by his government the odd task of traveling to Algeria and using his hocus-pocus to influence so-called Arab tribes away from the guidance of Islamic leaders (or “marabouts,” as they are referred to in the piece.) An excerpt about this deeply ethnocentric (and largely fictional) story from an awkwardly written piece in the November 7, 1857 Brooklyn Daily Eagle, which originally appeared in the London Times:

“Every one has seen or heard speak of Robert Houdin. Besides being the prince of conjurers he is an able mathematician and mechanician, and his electric clock, made for the Hotel de Ville of his native town of Blois, obtained a medal of the Paris exhibition. It is not generally known that he was sent to Algeria by the French Government, on a mission connected with the Black Art–probably the first time that a conjurer has been called upon to exercise his profession in government employ. Some details of his expedition have been published. Its object was to destroy the influence exercised among the Arab tribes by the marabouts–an influence often mischievously applied. By a few clumsy tricks and impostures these marabouts pass themselves off as sorcerers; no one it was thought, was better able to eclipse their skill and discredit their science than the man of inexhaustible bottles.

One of the greatest pretensions of the marabouts was to invulnerability. At the moment that a loaded musket was fired at him, amd the trigger pulled, he pronounced a few cabalistic words, and the weapon did not go off. Houdin detected the trick, and showed that the touchhole was plugged. The Arab wizard was furious and abused the French rival.

‘You may revenge yourself,’ quietly remarked Houdin, ‘take a pistol, load it yourself; here are bullets, put one in the barrel, but before doing so mark it with your knife.’ The Arab did as he was told.

"A fanatical marabout had agreed to give himself up to the sorcerer."

‘You are quite certain, now,’ said Houdin, ‘that the pistol is loaded and will go off. Tell me, do you feel no remorse in killing me thus, notwithstanding that I authorize!’

‘You are my enemy,’ cooly replied the Arab, ‘I will kill you.’ Without replying, Houdin struck an apple on the point of a knife, and calmly gave the word to fire.

The pistol was discharged, the apple flew far away, and there appeared in its place, stuck on the point of the knife, the bullet the marabout had marked.

The spectators remained mute from stupefaction; the marabout bowed before his superior; ‘Allah is great,’ he said, ‘I am vanquished.’ Instead of the bottle from which, in Europe, Robert Houdin pours an endless stream of every description of wine and liquor, he called for an empty bowl, which he kept continually full of boiling coffee, but few of the Arabs would taste it, for they made sure that they came from the devil’s own coffee pot. He told them that it was in his power to deprive them of all strength and to restore it to them at will, and he produced a small box, so light that a little child could lift it with its finger; but it suddenly became so heavy that the strongest man present could not life it, and the Arabs, who prize physical strength above everything. looked with terror at the great magician who, they doubted not, could annihilate them by the mere exertion of his will. They expressed this belief; Houdin confirmed them in it, and promised that on a day appointed, he would convert one of them into smoke. The day came; the throng was prodigious; a fanatical marabout had agreed to give himself up to the sorcerer. They made him stand upon a table and covered him with a transparent gause; then Houdin and another person lifted the table by the two ends, and the Arab disappeared in the cloud of smoke.

The terror of the spectators was indescribable; they rushed out of the place and run a long distance before some of the boldest thought of returning to look after the marabout. They found him near the place where he had been evaporated; but he could tell them nothing, and was like a drunken man, ignorant of what had happened to him. Thenceforward Houdin was venerated and the marabouts despised; the object of the French Government was completely attained.”

Roman Polanski and Sharon Tate discussing shifting mores with Hugh Hefner on Playboy After Dark, July 1968.

13 months later:

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From “Marrying Absurd,” Joan Didion’s 1967 essay about getting hitched in Las Vegas, a garish man-made oasis that shouldn’t logically exist, but does so stubbornly, spectacularly, almost mythically:

“What people who get married in Las Vegas actually do expect–what, in the largest sense, their ‘expectations’ are– strikes one as a curious and self-contradictory business. Las Vegas is the most extreme and allegorical of American settlements, bizarre and beautiful in its venality and in its devotion to immediate gratification, a place the tone of which is set by mobsters and call girls and ladies’ room attendants with amyl nitrite poppers in their uniform pockets. Almost everyone notes that there is no ‘time’ in Las Vegas, no night and no day and no past and no future (no Las Vegas casino, however, has taken the obliteration of the ordinary time sense quite so far as Harold’s Club in Reno, which for a while issued, at odd intervals in the day and night, mimeographed ‘bulletins’ carrying news from the world outside); neither is there any logical sense of where one is. One is standing on a highway in the middle of a vast hostile desert looking at an eighty-foot sign which blinks ‘STARDUST’ or ‘CAESAR’S PALACE.’ Yes, but what does that explain? This geographical implausibility reinforces the sense that what happens there has no connection with ‘real’ life; Nevada cities like Reno and Carson are ranch towns, Western towns, places behind which there is some historical imperative. But Las Vegas seems to exist only in the eye of beholder all of which makes it an extraordinary and interesting place, but an odd one in which to want to wear a candlelight satin Priscilla of Boston wedding dress with Chantilly lace insets, tapered sleeves and a detachable modified train.” (Thanks TETW.)

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Elvis marries Priscilla, Las Vegas, 1967:

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"No counting calories."

I’m Fat

And Very Happy! no counting calories. I’m about to eat some steak with fries that my fat wife is cooking. I’m rubbing my feet together because I’m so Excited!!!! OHH BABED!!!! 

Newsreel footage from 1930 of Helen Keller and Anne Sullivan.

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From a piece about the highly developed social behaviors of animals by Alexandra Horowitz and Ammon Shea in the Sunday Review of the New York Times:

“You’re at a dinner party. Your hostess regales you with a long, meandering tale of her recent back surgery. It ends with attempted humor: she laughs and glances at you. You laugh in response, trying to convey an appreciation for her humor that you don’t actually feel. Congratulations: you are now at the level of social politeness of chimpanzees.

In this study, the laughs of 59 chimps (yes, they do laugh) were recorded and the sounds analyzed. The researchers discovered that when one chimp laughed others sometimes engaged in “laugh replications” that lacked the full acoustic structure of spontaneous laughter. In other words, they were fake-laughing.”

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They’re humoring us until they’re smart enough to make it their planet:

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Some search-engine keyphrases bringing traffic to Afflictor this week:

Afflictor: Thinking Blue Man Group has hit the skids, since 2009. (Image by blchin.)

  • Neal Gabler believes we’re living in the Post-Idea Era.
  • Rob Walker on consumer demand for planned obsolescence.

The opening of “The True Stories of Philip K. Dick,” a 1975 Paul Williams Rolling Stone article about the visionary sci-fi writer, who lived on speed and saw the future, died young and mostly a cult figure, and posthumously became the king of Hollywood:

“November 17, 1971. Philip K. Dick, a brilliant novelist well known in science fiction circles, unlocked the front door of his house in San Rafael, California, and turned on the living-room lights. His stereo was gone. The floor was covered with water and pieces of asbestos. The fireproof, 1100-pound asbestos-and-steel file cabinet that protected his precious manuscripts had been blown apart by powerful explosives.

‘Thank God,’ he thought to himself. ‘Thank God! I guess I’m not crazy after all.’

There’s something about ordinary reality that causes it to go all shimmery in the presence of Philip K. Dick. Phil Dick is a science fiction writer, has been for 24 years, and the common theme that runs through all his stories is, ‘Things are seldom what they seem’–a line Phil repeated several times during my three-day stay at his house last year. His lives in Fullerton, Orange County, California, obviously the natural place for a brilliant writer to go after being driven out of semi-suburban San Rafael by forces beyond his comprehension. The new house is less than ten miles from Disneyland.

Philip K. Dick is unknown in America outside the science fiction subculture, but in Europe and especially France, he is widely regarded as one of the greatest living American novelists. Most of his 36 books are constantly in print in Germany, France and Britain, and Jean-Pierre Gorin, a respected French film director, is trying to raise money for a major Hollywood movie of a Phil Dick novel titled Ubik.

Perhaps Phil’s vision of America is just too accurate to be fully appreciated here. But Dick fans believe it’s a matter of timing. Most of them think Dick is now on the edge of a popularity surge similar to what happened to Kurt Vonnegut in the late Sixties. If so, a whirlwind of doubt, horror and laughter is stalking America, ready to blow off the pages of some of the most peculiar and loving books ever written in this country.”

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For the relief of stomach pains and such.

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Harold Bloom on the Tea Party, via the Browser:

What are the rewards of reading, and of literary scholarship?

Harold Bloom: One must read, try to possess by memory, and be possessed by the very best that has been imagined, cognitively apprehended and expressed powerfully. Thinking clearly and well is based upon memory. Unless you have read and absorbed the best that can be read and absorbed, you will not think clearly or well, and democracy will not survive.

We have this horrible contemporary phenomenon in the Tea Party – a real menace not only to America but to the world. Because if it goes on like this, they will destroy our economy and they will destroy America. They have no democratic vision, and I don’t mean with a capital ‘D’, I mean with a small ‘d’. They frighten me. They’re like the early followers of Adolf Hitler, and I’m willing to be quoted on that. They are a sickening phenomenon. That is because they have not read deeply and widely enough. But then maybe they’re not to blame, because American education – even in elite universities – has become a scandal in my opinion. It has committed suicide.”

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As the perceptive Rob Walker notes in the Atlantic, the speed of product alterations has caused planned obsolesence to actually be craved by consumers:

“We’re all familiar with the sinister idea of ‘planned obsolescence,’ a corporate strategy of supplying the market with products specifically built not to last. Consumer-culture critic Annie Leonard describes such items as “designed for the dump”; she recounts reading industrial-design journals from the 1950s in which designers ‘actually discuss how fast can they make stuff break’ and still leave consumers with ‘enough faith in the product to go out and buy another one.’ When that doesn’t work, she says, the market suckers us with aesthetic tweaks that have no impact on functionality: the taller tail fins and shorter skirts of ‘perceived obsolescence.’

But the emerging prevalence—anecdotally, at least—of the gadget death wish suggests an intriguing possibility: where electronic gizmos are concerned, product obsolescence is becoming a demand-side phenomenon.”

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iPad that was run over in the street:

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David Frost interviews Muhammad Ali in 1974. Three years later the world was surprised when Frost whipped Nixon’s behind.

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"Why do you think they are building seed vaults in the artic?" (Image by Philipp Salzgeber.)

We are doomed

Watch for the blue star in Oct (comet), behind it comes the destroyer, planet X, wormwood.

Why do you think they are building seed vaults in the artic? this large body does not hit us but it’s gravitational force will cause masive earthquakes the likes of have never been seen before!

"He distinctly felt the end of the sword blade strike the spoon and for several days could feel it gradually changing its course toward his stomach."

An Ohio sword swallower did his stomach no favors when he downed a spoon on a bet, as recorded in the following article from the August 9, 1887 Brooklyn Daily Eagle, which was a reprint from the Cincinnati Commerical Gazette.

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“A most remarkable and successful surgical operation was performed upon one of the male patients of the Cincinnati Hospital, Sunday morning last, by Dr. F.W. Walker, of 66 West Eighth Street, who was assisted by Surgeon John A. Murphy and several of the interns of the hospital corps. On July 16 a young man of medium build, who registered as Andrew S. Driver, aged 22, and residing at 61 Pierson Street for three months past, entered the hospital. He was almost bent double, and walked with great difficulty, and in answer to questions stated that he was suffering from most agonizing pains in the stomach.

For several years he has been traveling with shows about the country as a fakir, and performing the sword swallowing feat. About four years ago, while giving a performance in one of the smaller towns in the northern part of the State, he was bantered by a number of spectators who thought the sword he swallowed was worked by springs, and they dared him to go through the same act with an ordinary case knife. In this he was successful, and a number made up a purse and wagered him quite a sum that he could not swallow an ordinary teaspoon.

He accepted their challenge, and picking up a treble plated teaspoon of Rogers’ manufacture slowly placed it in his mouth and swallowed it. He after that continued the sword act, feeling no ill effects from the spoon until about six months ago, when, during one of his performances, he distinctly felt the end of the sword blade strike the spoon and for several days could feel it gradually changing its course toward his stomach. Yet all the while he had experienced no painful sensation. Some two weeks later, however, he was attacked with violent cramps and pains, beginning in his right side and afterward changing the course of the stomach in the immediate neighborhood of the navel. These attacks were only periodical at first, but became gradually more frequent, and finally he concluded to come to Cincinnati for treatment. 

Arriving here he had a more favorable turn and remained most of the time about home until the date mentioned, when he was again attacked in a more violent form than at any previous time. He then concluded to seek medical aid and to that end entered the hospital for treatment. He was closely questioned and placed under a rigid examination, but owing to the excessive hot weather and the delicacy with which his case would necessarily have to  be handled., the surgeons thought it advisable to defer the operation until the weather became more favorable. He was informed Sunday morning that in order to extract the spoon from his stomach a very delicate and yet severe surgical operation would have to be performed, and accordingly during the early morning hours of that day he was placed under the influence of the anaesthetic and the operation began.

Dr. Walker skillfully handled the knife and opened the stomach a trifle below the navel, where, toward the right side, imbedded in the intestines, was found first the handle of the spoon, and working the finger along through the growth the bell part of the spoon was reached and the spoon removed intact from the patient. The intestines were placed carefully back and the wound dressed and sewed up, the patient during the operation giving hardly any indication of pain. During Sunday, after recovering from the effects of the anaesthetic administered, he complained of pain and was quite restless, but during yesterday seemed to be recovering nicely, and last night, when the hospital was visited, he was resting easily.”

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Human Ostrich Dines on Too Fast on Hardware. (1904)

 

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I never liked Star Trek or any sci-fi TV shows except for The Twilight Zone, but this is still fun. Nimoy, by the way, played a Little Italy street tough in 1952’s Kid Monk Baroni.

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Kat Fatland argues that the Internet changing our brains isn’t necessarily evil at Good. An excerpt:

“Think about how many tools you use in your daily life without even thinking about it. You drive a car to work (or ride a bike… the principle is the same). You use your GPS device, cell phone, iPod, and other tech devices so flawlessly that, according to Ramachandran’s principle, they may as well be extensions of your very self.

Sound scary? It’s not. We’ve been using tools for centuries—it’s what distinguishes us from most species of lesser intelligence. And we haven’t just used tools, we’ve relied on them. In Clark’s book, he cites the wristwatch as an example. Human lives are drastically different now than they were before we had the ability to know the time right down to the minute. Before clocks were widespread, and people had only the sun or the church bells to tell them it was noon, scheduling was virtually nonexistent. Or think about the pen and paper. These tools have changed the very fabric of how we exist with each other in the world—and few would argue these changes have made our lives worse.”

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A Buckminster Fuller Geodesic Dome from the 1960s.

From Jennifer Kahn’s recent and fun New Yorker profile of tech visionary Jaron Lanier, who is best known for coining the term “virtual reality” and authoring the cautionary tome, You Are Not a Gadget:

“In Mesilla, Lanier’s father allowed him to design their new home. Lanier, who was eleven, chose a geodesic dome, and with his father’s assistance he drew up blueprints calculating the angles of the frame, plus plans for a squat, cantilevered spire that he envisaged as the entrance. (‘Clearly a subconscious phallic expression of some kind,’ he told me.) But the project proceeded slowly. ‘We’d get enough money to pour the foundation for one part of the house, and then, after a few weeks, we’d get enough to do another part,’ he recalls.

During the first two years that the dome was under construction, Lanier and his father lived in an unheated canvas Army tent that was stiflingly hot in summer and frigid in winter. Lanier remembers shivering uncontrollably at times, ‘like I was having a seizure.’ The family belongings, which included his mother’s grand piano and her antique furniture, were wrapped in plastic and heaped together on the ground outside the tent. ‘We sealed the piano in a bag, kind of,’ Lanier said. ‘It must have sat out there for a year.’”

“In Mesilla, Lanier’s father allowed him to design their new home. Lanier, who was eleven, chose a geodesic dome, and with his father’s assistance he drew up blueprints calculating the angles of the frame, plus plans for a squat, cantilevered spire that he envisaged as the entrance. (‘Clearly a subconscious phallic expression of some kind,’ he told me.) But the project proceeded slowly. ‘We’d get enough money to pour the foundation for one part of the house, and then, after a few weeks, we’d get enough to do another part,’ he recalls.During the first two years that the dome was under construction, Lanier and his father lived in an unheated canvas Army tent that was stiflingly hot in summer and frigid in winter. Lanier remembers shivering uncontrollably at times, “like I was having a seizure.” The family belongings, which included his mother’s grand piano and her antique furniture, were wrapped in plastic and heaped together on the ground outside the tent. ‘We sealed the piano in a bag, kind of,’ Lanier said. ‘It must have sat out there for a year.’”

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Buckminster Fuller and Maharishi Mahesh Yogi conduct a press conference at Amherst in 1971:

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Tesco creates virtual shopping opprtunities in subway stations in Korea.

A rumbling red-white-and-blue museum on steel wheels, the American Freedom Train toured all 48 of the contiguous states in America in 1976, the year of the Bicentennial. This classic photograph, author unknown, captures the steam locomotive in May of ’76 as it makes its way to Columbus and Atlanta. The ten display cars carried a trove of hundreds of pieces of rare Americana for viewing, including George Washington’s copy of the Constitution, Dorothy’s dress from the Wizard of Oz and a moon rock. Some home-movie footage of the Wisconsin leg of the trip:

Andy Warhol explains why he would be a better President than Richard Nixon.

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"The glue traps are coming out tonight in force."

Super Mouse – I saw you and now you die! (coney island)

You little fukc, it’s over you hear!!!! 

All this time I thought I was seeing things. You were faster than any mouse ever bc all the rest are dead now and I guess natural selection created you but today you ran over my foot and under the sofa and now I know you are real and not just my eyes playing tricks on me.

The glue traps are coming out tonight in force. I will create glue trap borders everywhere until you are starving and you can’t help but try to cross and than I will bash your little head in. After a few days of that the poison comes out just in case there are even smarter mice than you. Poison always works buddy, You days are numbered fukcer!

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