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"The glue traps are coming out tonight in force."

Super Mouse – I saw you and now you die! (coney island)

You little fukc, it’s over you hear!!!! 

All this time I thought I was seeing things. You were faster than any mouse ever bc all the rest are dead now and I guess natural selection created you but today you ran over my foot and under the sofa and now I know you are real and not just my eyes playing tricks on me.

The glue traps are coming out tonight in force. I will create glue trap borders everywhere until you are starving and you can’t help but try to cross and than I will bash your little head in. After a few days of that the poison comes out just in case there are even smarter mice than you. Poison always works buddy, You days are numbered fukcer!