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"Like Denzer he was a hopeless lunatic." (Image by Klaus with K.)

The Lunacy Commission of 19th-century New York had its hands full with the Ward’s Island Insane Asylum, since the guards were especially brutal and the patients exceedingly troubled, as evidenced by the following stories about the facility which were published in the Brooklyn Daily Eagle.

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“A Greenpoint Man Says Rag Soup Was Served To The Inmates” (June 26, 1894): “The state lunacy commission resumed its investigations into the condition of the insane poor on Ward’s and Blackwell’s Islands this morning in the Park Avenue Hotel, New York.

Henry P. Bradley of 1,544 Broadway, manager of a grocery firm, who spent several months in 1891 in Ward’s Island Asylum, testified to repeated acts of cruelty on the part of the attendants. John McSweeney, a resident of Greenpoint and an attendant at Ward’s Island in 1891 and 1892, testified to irregularities in the asylum, such as allowing patients to bathe in the same water and to the serving of soup which contained pieces of muslin and clothing to the patients.”

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"...and to the serving of soup which contained pieces of muslin and clothing to the patients."

“One Ward’s Island Inmate Brains Another” (April 26, 1880): “Charles Denzer, an inmate of the Ward’s Island Lunatic Asylum, murdered Terrence Shields, another patient, on Friday, in a fit of sudden violence. Denzer is a miner. In 1971, immediately after his arrival in this country he was sent to the emigrant asylum, and in 1874 was transferred at Ward’s Island, where he has remained since. Shields was by trade a plasterer. Like Denzer he was a hopeless lunatic. Previous to 1865 he lived at  No. 850 Washington St, New York. In that year he was sent to Blackwell’s Island Insane Asylum, and in the fifteen years he has spent there and on Ward’s Island his friends have gradually lost sight of him and left him to his fate. Both men were considered quiet and harmless. Though Denzer had twice attempted to take his own life, he never made any demonstrations of hostility toward other patients.

On Friday morning, as the men were about to begin the day’s work, Keeper Thomas Keenan called Denzer and asked him to take from a closet next to the pantry a long and heavy window stick, which he wanted to use. Denzer went to obey the order. Shields sat by the door of the closet reading, and held it open until Denzer came out. His head was bent, and he did not observe Denzer, who, without a word, lifted the heavy stick and brought it down upon his head with great force.”

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“An Inventor Goes Insane” (December 8, 1895): “George E. Fleet, an inventor, of 77 Roosevelt Street, New York, was sent to Ward’s Island Insane Asylum yesterday. Fleet went crazy trying to invent a patent bottle which, when emptied of its contents, could not be refilled.”

"I'm guessing Russian women are a bit out of my price range." (Image by Hamed Saber.)

Where can I buy a hot mailorder bride?

I’m pushing close to 40 and seriously thinking about settling down with a wife and kids. I’ve been living with my parents as a way to save money and feel the real need to get out on my own. I’d love to meet a hot woman who will be my wife and take care of me and my kids if I decide to have any. I’ve had a couple of relationships in my life but none of them worked out on the account that women in this country are too selfish and independent. It’s all about me me me and what you can you buy me with them. I’m more into traditional women the way they were before all this women’s lib stuff. I’m seriously thinking about getting a mail order bride as I see that as the simplest route and the least costly. I’m looking to settle down with a woman from either south America or Asia as I’m guessing Russian women are a bit out of my price range. Anybody had expereince with a respectable agency? I’m looking to start my new life as soon as I can. I’d like a woman who wouldn’t mind doing her womenly duties like cooking, taking care of me when I get back from work and taking care of the kids.

Speaking of The Day of the Locust

  • Rep. Joe Wilson: “You lie!”

  • Town Hall, WI: “Congressman Steve Kagen…found out the rough way.”

  • Casey Anthony trial: “Calm down! Calm down!”

  • Candlestick Park shooting: “Both inside the stadium and out, it was chaotic.”

I’d read somewhere that Nathanael West had written at least parts of his two devastating short novels, Miss Lonleyhearts and The Day of the Locust, while working the graveyeard shift at Manhattan hotels in the 1920s. From a 1970 Time article about the author called, “A Great Despiser”:

“Early in 1927, West found himself working as night manager in a seedy little Manhattan hotel on 23rd Street called Kenmore Hall; later, he moved uptown as manager of the shabby-genteel Sutton Club Hotel.

In disaster, it would seem, West found his will to write. In the hotels, he found his subject. He saw them as zoos of failure, terminal wards filled with ‘dismantled innocents’ who had lost the battle for survival in a machine civilization. With the skinned eyes of poverty, he saw that he too might someday lose the battle and wind up on the other side of the desk. Horrified, fascinated, wrung with love, he watched his tenants like a man watching himself die in a mirror. He chatted with them endlessly: he steamed open their letters and read their secrets; and through long, lonely nights in hotel offices, he braided their stories into books.”

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The original Homer Simpson on screen, 1975:

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Dogged reporting by Shane Ryan on Grantland about Richard Fliehr, better known as professional wrestling legend Rc Flair, who is closing in on senior-citizen status and faltering badly into his dotage. Nixon didn’t get this level of scrutiny from Woodward and Bernstein. The sad story is obviously reminiscent of the great Darren Aronofsky-Mickey Rourke collaboration, The Wrestler. The opening:

“Ric Flair has been physically attacked by at least three of his four wives.

In a 2005 divorce case with Elizabeth Harrell — wife no. 2 — Flair’s lawyers detailed their accusations. “On more than one occasion,” they wrote, “Plaintiff (Beth) has assaulted the Defendant (Flair), striking him about the head and body in an effort to provoke him into a physical confrontation.”

In 2009, Flair filed a criminal complaint against Tiffany Vandemark — wife no. 3 — whom he accused of ‘hitting him in the face with a phone charger.’

And in 2010, Flair and his current wife, Jacqueline Beams, returned to their Charlotte, N.C., home after dinner at the Lodge Restaurant. There, for reasons never made explicit, Jacqueline punched him repeatedly in the face. She was arrested.

The story of Ric Flair was once about a college dropout who rose through the ranks of professional wrestling to become a legend. It was about his nickname, ‘The Nature Boy,’ and his signature figure four leglock, both lifted from an older wrestler named Buddy Rogers. It was about his multiple championships, his bleach-blond hair, his fast-talking patter (by his own reckoning, Flair was a ‘stylin’, profilin’, limousine-riding, jet-flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin’-n’-dealin’ son of a gun!’), and his signature, trademarked cry: ‘WOOO!’

Today the story is about a man known in the court system as Richard Morgan Fliehr, 62, born in 1949 and adopted by parents who raised him in Minnesota. That’s what he was called this past April, when a judge ejected Fliehr from his Charlotte home because he couldn’t pay his rent. That’s what he was called in May, when he faced an arrest order for an unpaid $35,000 loan. That’s what he’s called on the paychecks from Total Nonstop Action, a second-tier outfit where he’s still compelled to perform despite suffering from alcoholic cardiomyopathy, and where almost everything he earns goes toward old debts: lawyers, ex-wives, the IRS, former business partners, and anyone who made the mistake of lending him money.”

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“Wherever I go, I never leave a lady without a smile on her face.”

“I’m an old broken down piece of meat”:

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Google Books putting millions of searchable volumes online has opened possibilities for scholars of all sorts, including psychologists interested in analyzing the predictive nature of language. James Pennebaker, chair of the department of psychology at the University of Texas at Austin, has done such a study resulting in the book, The Secret Life of Pronouns. It’s not the point of Pennebaker’s study, but I’ve often wondered if the type of language we use changes if we are developing a serious illness but not yet aware of it. It’s really easy to read signifiers in retrospect, but perhaps they can be deciphered to predict likelihood of sickness, at least until we have a foolproof biological means of predetermining such things. From a Scientific American interview with Pennebaker conducted by Garreth Cook:

COOK: How did you become interested in pronouns?

PENNEBAKER: A complete and total accident. Until recently, I never thought about parts of speech. However, about ten years ago I stumbled on some findings that caught my attention. In the 1980s, my students and I discovered that if people were asked to write about emotional upheavals, their physical health improved. Apparently, putting emotional experiences into language changed the ways people thought about their upheavals. In an attempt to better understand the power of writing, we developed a computerized text analysis program to determine how language use might predict later health improvements. In other words, I wanted to find if there was a healthy way to write.

Much to my surprise, I soon discovered that the ways people used pronouns in their essays predicted whose health would improve the most. Specifically, those people who benefited the most from writing changed in their pronoun use from one essay to another. Pronouns were reflecting people’’s abilities to change perspective.

As I pondered these findings, I started looking at how people used pronouns in other texts — blogs, emails, speeches, class writing assignments, and natural conversation. Remarkably, how people used pronouns was correlated with almost everything I studied. For example, use of  first-person singular pronouns (I, me, my) was consistently related to gender, age, social class, honesty, status, personality, and much more. Although the findings were often robust, people in daily life were unable to pick them up when reading or listening to others. It was almost as if there was a secret world of pronouns that existed outside our awareness.”

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Dr. Pennebaker on the psychological benefits of writing:

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I hope this Scientology video isn’t real.

Sad if inevitable news that Steve Jobs is stepping down as CEO of Apple due to health concerns. I have major misgivings about the treatment of workers in Apple’s factories in Asia and the company’s light regard for consumer privacy, but Steve Jobs is one of the most singular Americans of his time. An artist as businessperson, a visionary who not only saw the future of tech but made it, Jobs brought big ideas to the marketplace and delivered on them, more often than not, sensationally. His latter stint at Apple was more spectacular than his first, giving lie to F. Scott Fitgerald’s famous line that there are no second acts in America, which is oft-quoted and has always been untrue. But never more so than in the case of Jobs.

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Joe Biden famously christened health-care reform as a “Big Fucking Deal,” but there is another BFD in his past, an inexplicable one, which may be health-care reform’s undoing when lawsuits go before the Supreme Court next year. An excerpt from Jeffrey Toobin’s excellent new New Yorker profile about Justice Clarence Thomas and his equally conservative wife, Virginia:

“Thomas was confirmed in the Senate by a vote of fifty-two to forty-eight, and neither the Judiciary Committee nor any other part of the government has since seen fit to reëxamine the Thomas-Hill controversy. Still, a good deal of evidence has since emerged about the protagonists and their testimony. Even near the end of the hearings, several other women who had worked for Thomas were prepared to testify and corroborate Hill’s testimony that Thomas had a history of making female subordinates uncomfortable with personal and sexual talk. The group included Angela Wright, Rose Jourdain, and Sukari Hardnett; other associates of Thomas, among them Kaye Savage and Fred Cooke, would have testified about the nominee’s long-standing interest in pornography, which would have corroborated Hill’s account. But Joseph Biden, the chairman of the Judiciary Committee at the time, decided not to call these witnesses. This year, Lillian McEwen, a Washington lawyer who had a long-term romantic relationship with Thomas before he met Ginni, published a memoir, D.C. Unmasked & Undressed. She, too, remarked on the Justice’s ‘strong interest in pornography,’ and she also said that Thomas scrutinized his work colleagues as prospective sexual partners. In short, virtually all the evidence that has emerged since the hearings corroborates Hill’s version of events.”

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Anita Hill, October 11, 1991:

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Much as I’ve tried to feel differently, I’ve always liked the idea of Borges much more than the actual writings of Borges. But on this, his 112th birthday, I came across “Borges, a Blind Writer With Insight,” a 1971 New York Times interview with the Argentine writer, who apparently appeared on the Today show right around that time. An excerpt:

“Today his short stories — some hardly dawdle past a paragraph — appear in The New Yorker, and they are collected in books. Essences of essences. Labyrinths within mazes within mirrors.
When he comes to this country — he is here on a visit now — he has an utterly respectful audience. How many Latin-American authors are so well translated? He is naturally taken as a candidate for elevation to the Nobel Prize.
Beware! Who knows what this Imaginary Being will say next? On the Today show on television he invoked the name of Gustave Flaubert, and actually whispered a book’s title in excellent French. The effect could not have been more startling had he changed into a Hippogriff and pecked at the startled interviewer.
Replying to questions, he draws from the cadences of memory. Borges says, ‘At my age [71], what can I do but plagiarize what I’ve already said, no?’
What shall a writer be in the glare of glosses on glosses and endless honors? Scholars consecrate volumes to his carefully turned ironies. Is he a Domesticated Industry?
Borges lives on the north side of Buenos Aires. Recently he took a taxi to the National Library on the south side. The taxi driver said, ‘Are you by any chance Borges?’
Borges said ‘Well, more or less’ or ‘I think so.'”

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"You evil, sorry sack of horse shit." (Image by christiandemiegeville.)

YOU WANTED TO STEAL WHAT WASNT YOURS! (THIEF you are cursed 10 fold)

What goes around comes around 10 times. You stole what wasnt yours. The last laugh will not be yours. Before the night is over, before the day is through, whatever you have to done to others will come right back to you. You will have bad luck and karma 10 fold. Everything you touch will turn to shit. You will loose everything. Money will go through your cursed hands like water. You will never find happiness. You will have to crawl on the ground like the thieving worm you are. Your mouth is going to dry up. The roads will not be safe for you when you drive. Your sleep patterns will be disturbed. You will emit a foul stench every where you go. People will hate you and cause problems for you. Cursed is YOU and everyone around you who knew and did nothing who does not continue in all things which are written in the book of the law to do them; are going to have a string of bad luck. You will get what you deserve. You have been thrown to the wind, you evil sorry sack of horse shit. You and yours will be blown to dust. You are nothing but satans imp. 

Swedish Prime Minister Tage Erlander, videoconferencing, 1960.

This classic photo shows videoconferening in the days of rotary phones, which was possible in analog form right around the time of TV’s introduction, but it wasn’t available to consumers for several decades and Skype was a mere pipe dream at the time. Copy from a 1969 Bell Systems publication about the introduction of the “Picturephone”:

“THE TELEPHONE brought a new dimension to human communications. Where previously men had been able to send written messages over wires as electrical signals, the telephone made it possible for the human voice to span the miles. Now, almost a hundred years later, the telephone is commonplace and another dimension is being added-that of sight. And just as the telephone has revolutionized human habits of communicating and made a major contribution to the quality of modern life, many of us at Bell Labs believe that PICTUREPHONE® service, the service that lets people see as well as hear each other, offers potential benefits to mankind of the same magnitude. It is a tribute to the flexibility and versatility of the existing telephone network that Picturephone service, now being readied for introduction as a regular Bell System offering, can be added as an integral part of telephone service. What is Picturephone service like? Most important, of course, the user sees the person with whom he is talking. People today are so accustomed to using the telephone and to its usefulness as an instrument of communication, that they sometimes overlook the importance of vision in communication. But think, do you telephone the person in the next office or go to see him? Most people sense a more complete and satisfying exchange when they can both see and talk to each other. Thus, the advantage of more complete communication with Picturephone service is readily apparent.

Picturephone service is useful in other ways too. Graphic material, such as drawings, photographs, and physical objects, can be viewed with the Picturephone set. The equipment can also be used to communicate with a computer. The customer ‘talks’ to the computer via TOUCH-TONE@ dialing buttons, and the computer’s responses are displayed on the picture tube.”

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Below is amazing footage of computer pioneer Douglas Carl Engelbert‘s 1968 demo of videoconferecning (and other tech stuff, including the mouse) , which was aimed at the business market: “You as an intellectual worker, supplied with a computer display, backed up with a computer that was alive for you all day, and was instantly responsive to every action you had. How much value could you derive from that?”

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Trump, that fucking idiot. (Thanks Atlantic.)

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In 1977, while subbing for Johnny Carson. As Denver says, “Far out!”

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Harvard evolutionary biologist Daniel Lieberman is decribed wryly as a “hoof-and-foot man” because he studies the extreme ends of the human body–head and feet. In a smart interview in the New York Times conducted by Claudia Dreifus, Lieberman discusses how the bodies we’ve inherited are mismatched for the modern world we’ve created:

“For example, impacted wisdom teeth and malocclusions are very recent problems. They arise because we now process our food so much that we chew with little force. These interactions affect how our faces grow, which causes previously unknown dental problems. Hunter-gatherers — who live in ways similar to our ancestors — don’t have impacted wisdom teeth or cavities. There are many other conditions rooted in the mismatch — fallen arches, osteoporosis, cancer, myopia, diabetes and back trouble. So understanding evolutionary biology will definitely help my students when they become orthopedists, orthodontists and craniofacial surgeons.”

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A face growing in Brazil:

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Hopefully the earth stays quiet today.

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Camels didn’t always thrive in 19th-century America, but people kept trying to integrate them into life in the U.S.  In fact, according to the first of the three stories below from the Brooklyn Daily Eagle, the beasts were used by the United States Postal Service in the 1850s to deliver mail on the Great Plains.

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“The Camels Are Coming” (April 2, 1856): “The camel experiment over the plains (for mail and other transport), for which Congress made appropriation two years ago, will soon be tried. The camels are now en route from Asia Minor. The whole number is 33, viz: 9 male and 15 female camels; 4 male and 5 female dromedaries. The vessel and this cargo is expected to arrive in Texas about that time. Several of the animals are presents from the Viceroy of Egypt.”

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“Three Camels on the Bridge” (July 26, 1883): “This morning about four o’clock, three camels, on their way from Coney Island to Central Park, were being driven across the bridge by three young lads. When near the New York tower the camels got frightened and ran away, but Officer Dooley, who was stationed at the New York entrance, seeing the animals approach at a furious rate, closed the gates and thus captured them. One of the boys was knocked down and kicked by one of the animals, but his injuries did not prevent him from proceeding on his journey. These are the first camels that have crossed the bridge, and it seems rather unfortunate that their initial trip should have been attended with this little accident. Officer Dooley says that as long as he lives he should never forget the sight that these beasts presented as they ran at full speed toward him. It had been such a long time since he saw a camel and it being the last beast on earth that he expected to meet on the bridge, he said that they almost scared him out of his senses.”

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“Baby Camel Wears Boots” (July 23, 1902): “The baby camel born in Central Park several months ago was provided with a new pair of leather boots this morning by Superintendent Smith. The camel of of the double hump species, and is one of three of the species in the Park menagerie. When it was born Superintendent Smith discovered that the animal’s forelegs were very weak–so weak, in fact, that the camel was unable to stand up unless it stood on the ankle joints.”

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Camel ride, Luna Park, Coney Island, 1903:

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"They lack the ability to process all that information in real time and then intelligently act on the results." (Image by Bin im Garten.)

From Autonomous Robots in the Fog of War,” Lori G. Weiss’ new IEEE Spectrum report about the future of robotic warfare, which may be more in the distance than in the offing:

“So why haven’t we seen a fully autonomous robot that can sense for itself, decide for itself, and seamlessly interact with people and other machines? Unmanned systems still fall short in three key areas: sensing, testing, and interoperability. Although the most advanced robots these days may gather data from an expansive array of cameras, microphones, and other sensors, they lack the ability to process all that information in real time and then intelligently act on the results. Likewise, testing poses a problem, because there is no accepted way to subject an autonomous system to every conceivable situation it might encounter in the real world. And interoperability becomes an issue when robots of different types must interact; even more difficult is getting manned and unmanned systems to interact.

To appreciate the enormous challenge of robotic sensing, consider this factoid, reported last year in The Economist: ‘During 2009, American drone aircraft…sent back 24 years’ worth of video footage. New models…will provide ten times as many data streams…and those in 2011 will produce 30 times as many.’ It’s statistics such as those that once prompted colleagues of mine to print up lanyards that read ‘It’s the Sensor, Stupid.'”

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BigDog, from the good people at Boston Dynamics:

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"Once inside the stomach, the tapeworm egg hatches, travels through the bloodstream and ends up in the muscles, brain or eyes."

tapeworm from Mexico (10% have it)

Increasing in Mexico and bordering southwestern states

Tapeworm infections of the brain, which can cause epileptic seizures, appear to be increasing in Mexico and bordering southwestern states, Loyola University Health System researchers report.

In Mexico, up to 10 percent of the population may have the infection, neurocysticercosis. While many people never develop symptoms, neurocysticercosis nevertheless “remains a serious health concern, especially among the poor,” Loyola researchers wrote in the April issue of the journal Neurological Research.

Their article, “Management of Neurocysticercosis,” is among several articles in the April issue of Neurological Research that describe neurological infections in Latin America. Guest editor is Dr. Jaime Belmares, assistant professor in the Division of Infectious Diseases, Loyola University Chicago Stritch School of Medicine.

Neurocysticercosis is caused by a tapeworm found in pigs called Taenia solium. A person can get infected with the parasite by eating undercooked pork. That person then can excrete tapeworm eggs. The contamination spreads through food, water or surfaces contaminated with feces. A person can become infected, for example, by drinking contaminated water or putting contaminated fingers in the mouth.

Neurocysticercosis is most common in poor rural communities in developing countries with poor sanitation and hygiene and where pigs are allowed to roam freely and eat human feces.

Once inside the stomach, the tapeworm egg hatches, travels through the bloodstream and ends up in the muscles, brain or eyes. The worm, which can grow to more than one-half inch long, becomes enveloped in a fluid-filled cyst. Cysts in the muscles generally don’t cause symptoms. But cysts in the eyes can cause blurry vision, while cysts in the brain can cause headaches, encephalitis and seizures. Less common symptoms include confusion and difficulty with balance.

Seizures occur in up to 70 percent of patients. “They’re pretty dramatic,” Belmares said. “Every seizure needs to be properly evaluated.”

The article on neurocysticercosis was written by Dr. Adolfo Ramirez-Zamora, a former resident at Loyola now at the University of California at San Francisco and Tomas Alarcon, who did a rotation at Loyola during medical school.

Other articles in the April issue of Neurological Research describe other neurological infections in Latin America, including Chagas disease, hydatid disease of the central nervous system, neuroschistosomiasis, meningococcal disease and rabies.

Tom Snyder studies Howard Hughes’ Spruce Goose in 1979.

Another post concerning Howard Hughes:

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"The algorithms used by Amazon to set and update prices started outbidding each other." (Image by J.J. Harrison.)

Algorithms increasingly run many aspect of our lives, but sometimes this computer-generated math we can barely comprehend runs amok. An excerpt from a cautionary tale about algorithms by Jane Wakefield at the BBC:

“At last month’s TEDGlobal conference, algorithm expert Kevin Slavin delivered one of the tech show’s most ‘sit up and take notice’ speeches where he warned that the ‘maths that computers use to decide stuff’ was infiltrating every aspect of our lives.

Among the examples he cited were a robo-cleaner that maps out the best way to do housework, and the online trading algorithms that are increasingly controlling Wall Street.

‘We are writing these things that we can no longer read,’ warned Mr Slavin.

‘We’ve rendered something illegible. And we’ve lost the sense of what’s actually happening in this world we’ve made.’

Algorithms may be cleverer than humans but they don’t necessarily have our sense of perspective – a failing that became evident when Amazon’s price-setting code went to war with itself earlier this year.

The Making of a Fly – a book about the molecular biology of a fly from egg to fully-fledged insect – may have been a riveting read but it almost certainly didn’t deserve a price tag of $23.6m (£14.3m).

It hit that figure briefly on the site after the algorithms used by Amazon to set and update prices started outbidding each other.

It is a small taste of the chaos that can be caused when code gets smart enough to operate without human intervention, thinks Mr Slavin.

‘This is algorithms in conflict without any adult supervision,’ he said.”

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Slavin’s TED Talk about algorithms infiltrating our lives:

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Jockey Robyn Smith’s remarkably quick journey from aspiring Hollywood starlet to respected professional athlete was the basis of a 1972 Sports Illustrated story by scribe Frank Deford. But her greatest fame was still in the distance, occurring by virtue of an unlikely 1980 marriage to legendary film dancer Fred Astaire. An excerpt from the SI profile of Smith, who was given to telling tall tales about herself:

As a kid she played boys’ games, and certainly jockeys don’t intimidate her because she is, after all, taller than everybody she rides against. “The men jockeys have treated me terrific,” she says, “but then, all my friends have always been men. I resented being called a tomboy, though, because I wouldn’t want to be a man. I like them too much. I just get along with them, period. Women resent this for some reason. My mother used to resent this. Like when she and my father would have people over, I’d hang around with the men.” Robyn always addresses married couples as “you guys.”

She exercises every morning, runs religiously, and indulges herself only in a little wine and brandy. She is a fine golfer, long off the tee, and picks up any sporting activity easily. Ransohoff, the film producer, took her deep-sea fishing. “We hit a school of albacore,” he says, “and I mean they were rolling. Robyn hung more albacore in that hour than any man on board.”

“I’m thin, but I’m strong,” Robyn explains clinically, getting set to flex again. “I always had good muscles. I’m a rare physical individual—and I’m not trying to be narcissistic about it. It’s just that I’m very unusual in that way.”

Yet Robyn has taken off so much weight that she appears to have no emotional reservoir to sustain her. Her system is littered with the residual effects of weight pills, water pills, hormone pills, big pills, little pills, pill pills that she gobbles indiscriminately. Even when she was a world-beater at the spring meeting, she was constantly at a temperamental flood tide. She breaks into tears regularly, not only over losing a race but, say, while watching some banal TV drama. The least aggravation unnerves her. People fall out of her favor upon the smallest alleged slight, only to return just as whimsically to her good graces. Her fetish for freedom borders now on mania; it is easier to schedule an appointment with the Dalai Lama than Robyn Smith. She has become less receptive to criticism, and woe to the most well-intentioned innocent who forgets and idly tells her the same thing twice.•

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Smith profiled in 1985.

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From “Swamp Dreams,” a great New York piece by Robert Sullivan about a shopping colossus rising (perhaps) in the Meadowlands, in what’s supposedly a post-mall America:

“If you disregard military bases and airports, and maybe the dam the Chinese government is beginning to regret it built on the Yangtze, the mall currently under construction at the Meadowlands will be one of the biggest feats of construction in history: the world’s largest commercial space, with at least six zeros attached to all the calculations. There is to be an astonishing 7.5 million square feet of retail space. Every year, the mall’s developers expect 55 million people—almost the population of Italy—to show up for, say, breakfast and some jeans and maybe a luxury item, as well as a show or a ­fighter-jet flight simulation or a grande decaf latte beneath a TV screen that will make Times Square seem like a rec room from the seventies. There will be the first indoor ski slope in North America: 800 feet long, sixteen stories high, with fresh snow made daily. There will be a skating rink the size of a small lake. And in the water-themed part of the structure, there will be a gigantic room modeled after Hawaii, with a tropical climate, a pool featuring six-foot waves, and possibly some kind of whale or unusual fish, explained to shoppers by sea-life educators.”

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“It was known as Xanadu…now the American Dream.”

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Electric fingers, from the fine people at Advanced Arm Dynamics. Or perhaps you would prefer a hand transplant at UCLA.

"Fear of leaving present location and experiencing adverse effects of sudden withdrawal." (Image by Frank C. Müller.)

notes from the pharmageddon (everywhere)

does anyone know of a specific type of blood test that will indicate the presence of pharmaceutical substances? i get the feeling (or rather, possibly side effects) that i’m being slipped a pharma-mickey here and there, probably by some SOMA-ite. Makes brainwashing and coersive-Group-evangelism seem much less difficult, i’m pretty sure. I’m really sorry for the possesors’ (pun intended) over-active third eye, but i’m not trying to chemically alter them because of the way they were made.

Side effects include:

  • Foggy sensation related to concentration.
  • Disconcerting boils on the skin.
  • Paranoia inducing inability to wake up to even a very loud alarm.
  • Lack of energy and tiredness.
  • Joint pain and stiffness, especially in fingers.
  • Impaired motor skill/coordination.
  • Impaired ability with concentration and memory.
  • Overall loss in deductive reasoning and judgment.
  • Increased susceptibility to fraud and coersion.
  • Fear of leaving present location and experiencing adverse effects of sudden withdrawal.

Thanks for any names of specific tests a person can order via clinic, facility, or doctor.

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