Recently Posted On NYC’s Craigslist

"This way we can all die like Jim Henson."

Time For Humanity To Fold

We’re the worst thing to happen to this planet. Our raw naked greed is the problem. We want things and we want them enough to kill for them, to put lethal toxins in the environment for them, to allow others to starve for them. We suck. Nothing intelligent designed us, we are the product of a few billion years of random chance that almost worked. Almost.

Eventually the bacteria will kill most of us off, quicker because advertising has convinced us that bacteria is scary and we need to wash ourselves, do dishes and do laundry with anti-bacterial soaps, which of course, just makes the bacteria stronger in the long run. This way we can all die like Jim Henson. Or maybe a Captain Trips scenario ala’ Stephen King’s ‘The Stand’. However it happens, the sooner, the better. My sincere good wishes and good will to the next species that moves up the evolutionary ladder, I hope you do better than we did.