"No urine, vomit, or feces stains (human, canine, or feline)." (Image by Idlir Fida.)

We Need a Couch!!! – $50 (Red Hook to Catskill)

My wife and I need a couch to furnish our new home. We are willing to pay, just nothing more than $100.

I don’t mean to be picky, but please: No urine, vomit, or feces stains (human, canine, or feline). No funky smell. No broken piles of junk that you need hauled away. I don’t think this seems unreasonable.

I just need a decent couch that isn’t contaminated, diseased, or dilapidated.