"Can anyone help a poor soul with a kilt in a large size?"

Kilt wanted (Harlem / Morningside)

Can anyone help a poor soul with a kilt in a large size? I don’t know what size I would actually wear cause I never had, nor, wore a kilt

But dreamed of owning one, however I cannot afford $400. for one. I wear 34″ w L. Please help! Thank you.