Recently Posted On NYC’s Craigslist

"I have a lot of money tied up."

Need loan shark – $2000

I need a loan shark immediately. I need $2000-$3000.

I can repay this back within a month or two.

1. I work a full time job that pays me $1600 every 2 weeks – I can take from that (when it is not going to rent) to pay it back

2. I have a 2nd job that I am doing that pays me $1300 every 2 weeks that I just started. I can pay from that as well

3. I have this $5000 owed to me by a company who has said they will pay me at some point. This is for work already done and owed to me. It is a bunch of investment professionals who want to pay me once their company is funded in the next month.

4. My soon to be ex husband owes me $30,000 as part of our legal separation and soon to be final divorce settlement and he is paying me every couple of months $5000. He has made payments in the past.

I have a lot of money tied up and just need a loan of 2000-3000 so that I can make 2 payments in the next 24 hours.