English comic Russell Brand: Planning to live into his 40s. (Image by Brian Solis.)

England, once an empire, has gone downhill in many ways, but that country is still very good at wasting its time on Afflictor. In March, England once again delivered more unique visitors to this site than any other foreign country. Here are the Top 5 nations:

1. Great Britain
2. Canada
3. Netherlands
4. Australia
5. Germany