Recently Posted On NYC’s Craigslist

"Or a portrait made with charcoal."

Trade: Bottle of Rumpleminz (Bushwick)

For SALE: One de-flowered bottle of Rumpleminz

In a moment of haste, much like your conception, a bottle of Rumpelminz was purchased. However, along with Chilean miners and oil spills, Rumpleminz was forgotten and sent into the heavy abyss that was 2010.

Details: This is no half empty bottle that a prohibition gangster named Fat Boy Al is trying to sell you behind his urine stained jacket – there is a good 80% left of this candycane goodness. One sip of this and it’s like a flashback of sitting on Santa’s lap at the local mall.

Will trade for half drank bottle of Whiskey, or a portrait made with charcoal.