"As much stench as possible."

Wanted – used sports equipment – $50 (Upper West Side)

I’m testing out a new gear cleaning product and I’m trying to get my hands on well used sports equipment with as much stench as possible – the worse the better. Particulary interested in hockey gear, lacrosse and football pads, cleats, underarmour, used running shoes. If you have any other equipment that you want to get rid of thats in really bad condition smell-wise, just drop me a line. I can use paypal or pay cash.