Recently Posted On NYC’s Craigslist

"This is for a Christmas gift."

WANTED: Big Mac Sauce (Brooklyn)

Hello there. I’m looking for a box or jar of Authentic Big Mac sauce. Im willing to pay…whatever is fair. I know this sounds somewhat odd but this is for a Christmas gift and is highly neccesary. If anyone could procure and supply this to me it would be greatly appreciated. name your price!