A lot of search engine keyphrases have brought readers to Afflictor during the site’s existence. But a keyphrase I found in the raw data this morning is easily the best one ever. It reads: “witch from sword in the stone looks like snooki.” I don’t really see the resemblance. I think it will be at least two or three years before Snooki looks like that. But you be the judge.

Stoned. (Image by Amy Nicole Waltney.)

"Sword in the Stone." (Image by Disney.)

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