Spyder Monkeys For adoption – $100 (Brooklyn, NY)
Hello, My names Joe. I have A place down south where i can easily get my hands on a pet spyder monkey. Theyre lots of fun but alot of work. Please only call if you have safe homes for the Spyder monkeys. They need to be fed reguarly jusst like humans!!! I am however charging a $100 adoption fee for the monkeys due to the shipping costs. They are extremely Rare so please call if serious.
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