Clarence Darrow represented the defense in the Scopes-Monkey Trial in exchange for a pedicure.
Attorney/Lawyer for Barter – $1 (Upper East Side)
Bartering attorney services from full service firm which includes ivy league educated lawyers for equal trade. Let us know what you have to offer. This is not a free. We offer top notch legal representation however we are willing to accept goods or services if you make the right offer.
Some wanted items:
- Spanish lessons
- Spa gift certificates
- Restaurant Meals
- Dentist
- Bloomingdale gift certificates
- Yoga works gift certificate/ private yoga instruction
- Make me an offer….
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