Afflictor: Helping Challenger astronauts fall asleep head to toe on the mid-deck since 2009.
- New ESPN program: Lebron James Discusses His Pecker Variety Hour.
- Decoder: Sarah Palin defends the Tea Party against charges of racism.
- Shocker: Michael Scott brutally murdered on The Office.
- Old Print Articles: Three-card monte man passes away in 1878 + monkey loves bicycling in 1897.
- Recently Posted on Craigslist: Kohen will trade title for lentils + kid named Nathan having themed birthday party.
- Excerpted: Mark Twain on the art of the interview.
- Featured Videos: That dipshit Ryan mocks the way you walk +girl water diviner in 1954 + inexplicable music video + helium balloon travels through series of bladeless fans.
- Listeria: Con artist nicknames in the 1940s + sporting goods prices in Brooklyn in 1900.
- Gleaned: The Best American Crime Writing 2005 + Paul Johnson’s George Washington.
- Penn & Teller: Creative partners, not best buddies.