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Adult Talking Toy Doll Flasher – $5 (Coop City)

“Watch Me Grow ” Adult Talking Toy Doll Flasher

The Very Dirty Willy

The “Watch Me Grow ” doll is a sound activated adult toy. It is 9″ inches tall and requires 3 “AA” batteries (not included). When Willy detects sound, he opens up his trench coat, exposes himself, and speaks any one of five possible comments. Comments include:

• “Oh yeah, I’m hot. I’m ready”
• “Hey, Hey Hey, I’ve got this big rod”
• “Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha, Ha”
• “Yeah, super, superman does not need viagra”
• “That’s why I’m dirty berdy, ha, ha,ha,ha”

Makes a great gag gift or conversation starter.

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