Craig Newmark: I may buy that "POS" myself.

Stupidass Kitchen Cart For Sale – $85 (SoHo)

This thing sucks. Seriously. It takes up too much space and I’m not even sure what its function is. Apparently it’s also marketed as a “butcher block”, so I’m guessing the top can be used as a cutting board. I, however, have not done this as the cart is in mint condition. I haven’t used it…ever. Waste of space, waste of money (originally $205), waste of my time trying to sell this POS. Every time I look at this thing I get PISSED OFF. Please take this off my hands. $85 (cash and carry) is more than fair.

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