Who Would Have Thought That Typing Incessantly On A $225 Netbook For Two Years Would Lead To Computer Problems?

Due to incompetence on both ends, Man vs. Machine ends in a tie.

Due to computer problems, posts have been few and sloppy over the last week or so. Everything should return to normal by Wednesday at the latest. Until then, I’ll post as much as possible. Thanks for your relentless, uninvited patience. I know you’re doing it just to spite me.