For six years running, Slovenian philosopher Slavoj Žižek has been voted the country's best-looking man. (Image by Mariusz Kubik.)

It was an exciting day in the Brooklyn offices of Afflictor.com yesterday when we examined the data and realized that Slovenia had checked in with its first visitor. Slovenia is perhaps most famous for not being Slovakia. (Similarly, Slovakia is most famous for not being Slovenia.) The Central European country apparently has a lot of free time on its hands if it can waste precious moments on idiotic Afflictor. What is wrong, Slovenia? Is there no other way to kill the pain or get your kicks or find solace? Whatever. Now that you have been properly hazed, Slovenia, Afflictor Nation sends you a warm welcome!