I've been spirited away by North Bergen burglars.

REWARD FOR STOLEN ITEMS – $500

THE Following is a list of items that were stolen from me as my house was broken into TWICE IN ONE DAY SECOND TIME WHILE I WAS SLEEPING.

2 bottles of Colonge Aramis (bottles are square)
one laptop acer
one portable dvd player (has BLUE BUNNY stamped on it, from ice cream co.)
2 girls gone wild dvd’s
box of silver quarters and half dollars
morgan stanley coin sets sealed and mint
over 30 bottles of liquor, vodka, chivas regal, etc, some opened and some never opened.
100’s of cd’s
10 sealed new plister packs shaving razors with teal color handles
nail clipper
one open speed stick deorderant gel
one tool box loaded with tools,, tool box is gray plastic with red metal drawers
one tool box, loaded with tools in briefcase style case
astorted cell phones
44 brand new in the box hess trucks
12 pool sticks
large new portable stereo phillips with cd burner
I WILL UPDATE THE LIST ASAP AS THEY RANSACKED THE HOUSE

THE THIEVES LEFT BEHIND CRACK BAGS ( I THINK ITS CRACK, DONT NO FOR SURE IM NOT A DRUGGIE) toilet bowl filled of cigar tobacco
2 VERY LARGE DUFFLE BAGS LEFT OUTSIDE MY DOOR THE SECOND TIME THEY BROKE IN WHILE I WAS SLEEPING

REWARD GIVEN FOR INFORMATION LEADING TO THE ARREST OF THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE

BELIEVE ME WE ARE NOT SAFE IN THIS TOWN CALLED NORTH BERGEN, NO FINGER PRINTS WERE TAKEN BY THE NORTH BERGEN POLICE BUT WE ARE DOING OUT OWN FINGERPRINT DUSTING OURSELVES. THE PEOPLE RESPONSIBLE WILL BE CAUGHT
IF YOU KNOW SOMETHING PLEASE EMAIL ME, YOU CAN REMAIN NAMELESS, PLEASE HELP

SECOND REVOLUTION IS HERE